CLIPPERS LOSE 
The #18 Clippers blog on the Web! (The Clippers of Clippers Blogs)2009-10 Los Angeles Clippers Season Preview*Spoiler alert* We Still SuckOctober 25, 2009 - After enjoying a 6-2 preseason and drafting a #1 pick, one might think that this could be an exciting year for the Clippers. However, 20 years of being a fan has turned me into a very cynical man. As a Clippers fan, the glass always seems to not only be half-empty, but have a leak in it as well. Forget the Warriors, we have the worst luck ever.
Last season we won 19 games. Naturally it wasn't a new low for what is historically the league's worst franchise, but it was disappointing for those of us who were expecting 30 wins. In a decision that effectively destroyed three franchises,
Elton Brand reneged on his promise to re-sign with the Clippers in favor of a more lucrative deal with the Sixers. Golden State, upon losing
Baron Davis, hit the panic switch by overpaying for
Corey "Bad Porn" Maggette, the Sixers were terrible until Brand suffered his annual season-ending injury, and an unmotivated Baron arrived at training camp even fatter than usual.
After an absolutely atrocious 2008 off-season however, most of the moves made by coach/general manager Dunleavy have looked, well... good. Ditching team cancer
Zach Randolph and his mammoth contract for young expiring talent was only the beginning. Having lucked out by winning the lottery, we drafted consensus #1 pick
Blake Griffin (I had Olowokandi-esque Center
Hasheem Thabeet going first in my mock). The Clippers' final move was dealing a conditional 2016 second rounder for sharpshooting swingman
Rasual Butler.
But when it looked like we would finally enjoy a 25 win season without Brand's services, Blake Griffin suffered a broken kneecap that will keep him out until January. Griffin, a 20 year old power forward out of Oklahoma, amassed a bevy of awards following a stellar Sophomore season in which he averaged 22.7 points and 14.4 rebounds per game for the Sooners. Touted as the draft's sole can't-miss superstar, he was expected to be the Clippers' savior. Now we must wait until January to find out. So far, the comparisons to
Carlos Boozer are looking pretty accurate.
Its hard to predict How many games the Clippers win this year. The homer in me believes that Baron and
Chris Kaman stay healthy,
Eric Gordon develops into a star, Blake makes a triumphant return,
Al Thornton sucks less, Dumbleavy stops coaching and we miraculously win 42 games. However, because they are the Clippers, I wouldn't be surprised if they lost 60.
Projected 2009-10 record: 32-50 (Homer Record: 42-40; Pessimist Record: 22-60)
2008-09 Record: 19-63Projected RotationPG: Baron Davis (14.9/3.7/7.7; 14.5 PER, 0.6 WS)
SG: Eric Gordon (16.1/2.6/2.8; 14.9 PER, 4.6 WS)
SF: Al Thornton (16.8/5.2/1.5; 12.6 PER, 1.6 WS)
PF: Marcus Camby (10.1/11.3/2.0; 18.7 PER, 5.2 WS)
C: Chris Kaman (12.0/8.0/1.5; 14.4 PER, 0.6 WS)
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G: Sebastian Telfair (9.8/1.7/4.6; 10.8 PER, 0.8 WS)
G/F: Ricky Davis (6.4/1.7/2.3; 7.1 PER, -0.4 WS)
F/G: Rasual Butler (11.2/3.3/0.9; 11.8 PER, 4.6 WS)
F/C: Craig Smith (10.1/3.8/1.1; 16.9 PER, 3.1 WS)
C: DeAndre Jordan (4.3/4.5/0.2; 14.1 PER, 1.3 WS)Players added:Blake Griffin (Draft)
Sebastian Telfair (Trade)
Craig Smith (Trade)
Rasual Butler (Trade)
Players lost: Zach Randolph (Trade)
Fred Jones (Europe)
Mike Taylor (Europe)
Alex Acker (Europe)
Paul Davis (Free Agency)
Cheikh Samb (Europe)
Projected Pacific Division Standings:LA Lakers: 67-15
Phoenix: 47-35
Golden State: 34-48
LA Clippers: 32-50Sacramento: 25-57