Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:19 pm
Elizabethtown. Bad Garden State clone.
Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:24 pm
watched wicker park, even though i know it got a bad rap i really enjoyed it. i think i'll buy the dvd. the soundtrack is awesome... if you liked the garden state soundtrack, the wicker park one is definietely for you. its not a great movie, but the cinematography and directing really remind me of mine, so of course i like it. the script is decent, but i think i got more involved in the visuals and music.... and diane kruger 
Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:26 pm
Jackal wrote:Well, I just came back from watching Hostel. Simply put, that was an amazingly fucked up movie. Not fucked in a bad way, fucked in the most awesome possible way. Ever.
In my own words, that was freezingly cool.
Can't say I haven't thought of pulling some of those stunts myself on a few individuals I've come across in life.
If you can, watch it on the bigscreen, it'll add a lot more than watching it on DVD.
Hmm, I never though it was that good. Maybe I was having a bad day cuz everybody else I went with thought it was good and now you do also. Oh well.
Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:40 pm
After watching both Rush Hours on TBS for like the 20th time... it still makes me laugh. Chris Tucker is hilarious...
Anyways... Have any of you seen the greatest movie of all time? I mean 'The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl'! That movie was awesome!
Anyways... Have any of you seen the greatest movie of all time? I mean 'The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl'! That movie was awesome!
Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:43 pm
Ok your kidding.
Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:17 pm
Does anyone know of any stupidly funny movies like Napoleon Dynamite that i can get on dvd?
Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:19 pm
Nothing can beat Napoleon Dynamite 
"what are you going to do today Napoleon?"
"Whatever I feel like doing, GOSH"
"what are you going to do today Napoleon?"
"Whatever I feel like doing, GOSH"
Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:21 pm
its the best movie ever 
Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:23 pm
It's the worst movie ever, I vote Fitzy be deported.
Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:14 am
magadag25 wrote:Nothing can beat Napoleon Dynamite
"what are you going to do today Napoleon?"
"Whatever I feel like doing, GOSH"
Nothing can beat napoleon
Luckily i saw that movie before i knew it was overrated.
Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:23 am
John Candy movies of the day:
Planes Trains & Automobiles
Spaceballs
hilarious
Planes Trains & Automobiles
Spaceballs
hilarious
Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:22 am
Spaceballs
That's an awesome movie.
Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:54 am
some movies i watched this week:
just friends - pretty fucking hilarious. ryan reynolds is probably one of my favourite comedic actors, he doesn't push anything, he's pretty subtle.
waiting - again with ryan reynolds. pretty good movie, but i liked just friends more.
mom: do you practice safe sex?
ryan: what..? of course i do.
ryan: ... i pull out. *continues eating*
the cock showing game they play is pretty hilarious too
walk the line - see my 'walk the line' appreciation post. acting at its finest right here
thirteen - actually had to watch this movie because i got to write a paper about it, relating it to some theory. but it's pretty good for a teen flick. it's really dark, and creepy at times. just illustrates that a lot of 13 year old teenagers are fucked up.
lords of dogtown - great movie. was kinda skeptical at first, but i was blown away. emile hirsch is a pretty darn good actor. nikki reed is
elizabethtown - don't watch it. lol
just friends - pretty fucking hilarious. ryan reynolds is probably one of my favourite comedic actors, he doesn't push anything, he's pretty subtle.
waiting - again with ryan reynolds. pretty good movie, but i liked just friends more.
mom: do you practice safe sex?
ryan: what..? of course i do.
ryan: ... i pull out. *continues eating*
the cock showing game they play is pretty hilarious too
walk the line - see my 'walk the line' appreciation post. acting at its finest right here
thirteen - actually had to watch this movie because i got to write a paper about it, relating it to some theory. but it's pretty good for a teen flick. it's really dark, and creepy at times. just illustrates that a lot of 13 year old teenagers are fucked up.
lords of dogtown - great movie. was kinda skeptical at first, but i was blown away. emile hirsch is a pretty darn good actor. nikki reed is
elizabethtown - don't watch it. lol
Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:11 am
I watched Hostel at the movies and it's pretty stupid. It's quasi-original, but very ineffective as a horror movie. What, you showed me blood that should scare the living shit out of me? So fucking what? Like I said, a good idea, but poorly realized.
Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:24 am
Anyone going to a movie to be scared should be shot. A movie can not scare you, it's not possible. Given we've seen so many "horror" movies, we hype movies up in our head way more than anything we'll ever witness on a movie screen.
The point of Hostel wasn't to scare you, atleast that's not the idea I went to the movies with. The point of the movie, for me, was for me to be entertained. I saw guts, I saw tits & I saw a chick being run over in terrific fashion. I was amused.
I laughed my ass off at the little kids with bubblegum & I swear my stomach turned out of delight when I saw the oozing white stuff from the cut off eyeball.
Really, going to watch a movie to be "scared" is so not happening ever again. We've seen almost everything, with real life being such a fucking horror story, why do you need to see it re-enacted on a movie screen?
A succesfull movie to me is a movie which has the ability to amuse me.
Besides, it had tits, blood, blood & tits. They even threw in a bit of drugs into the mix, what's not to like?
The point of Hostel wasn't to scare you, atleast that's not the idea I went to the movies with. The point of the movie, for me, was for me to be entertained. I saw guts, I saw tits & I saw a chick being run over in terrific fashion. I was amused.
I laughed my ass off at the little kids with bubblegum & I swear my stomach turned out of delight when I saw the oozing white stuff from the cut off eyeball.
Really, going to watch a movie to be "scared" is so not happening ever again. We've seen almost everything, with real life being such a fucking horror story, why do you need to see it re-enacted on a movie screen?
A succesfull movie to me is a movie which has the ability to amuse me.
Besides, it had tits, blood, blood & tits. They even threw in a bit of drugs into the mix, what's not to like?
Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:35 am
It's simply a stupid movie. You'd be better off spending that money on a lap dance and a line of coke. And cut your own fucking wrists, if you're thirsty of blood, you Dutch bastard. Characters were stupid, plot development was stupid and half of the tits were plain ugly. I liked that Russian bitch, though. And the redhead in the lobby, behind the desk. But I wouldn't spend money to see Slovanian girl, if I can do that and much, much more in person. But then again, if a bad 'horror' movies amuse you that much, go ahead. I'm sticking with my zombie flick collection.
Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:07 am
Goes to show you've never had a lap dance nor have you ever snorted a line of coke. Then again, your faggot ass won't even be let in to a strip tent, midget.
A line of coke costs you a lot more than €8.75, just take my word for that one. Characters were indeed stupid, I'll give you that, but do tell me what you were looking for? An Alfred Hitchcock-esque movie with indepth characters?
Tits are tits, ugly or not, they are tits. But as I said, your fag ass can't really appreciate any sort of boobs unless they are man boobs, no?
No one asked you to spend your money on a Slovenain girl? Where did you get that from? I just said I liked it because it was gory & it had tits.
Again, it was far from a horror movie, you were just expecting to pee yourself, which wasn't the case. That's the only reason you're this let down, had you gone in with zero expectations, you would of laughed a bit & gone home. You were expecting to be screaming like a little bitch, that is what I gathered from your "oh iw asn't a wee bit scared".
Go jack off to Val Kilmer's bare chested scenes in Top Gun, you Tom Cruise faggot look-alike. Better yet, go jump around on mom's couch.
There, my daily dosage of steam, I could be fucked whether you liked the movie or not. I just got agitated at the fact you called me Dutch, bitch.
A line of coke costs you a lot more than €8.75, just take my word for that one. Characters were indeed stupid, I'll give you that, but do tell me what you were looking for? An Alfred Hitchcock-esque movie with indepth characters?
Tits are tits, ugly or not, they are tits. But as I said, your fag ass can't really appreciate any sort of boobs unless they are man boobs, no?
No one asked you to spend your money on a Slovenain girl? Where did you get that from? I just said I liked it because it was gory & it had tits.
Again, it was far from a horror movie, you were just expecting to pee yourself, which wasn't the case. That's the only reason you're this let down, had you gone in with zero expectations, you would of laughed a bit & gone home. You were expecting to be screaming like a little bitch, that is what I gathered from your "oh iw asn't a wee bit scared".
Go jack off to Val Kilmer's bare chested scenes in Top Gun, you Tom Cruise faggot look-alike. Better yet, go jump around on mom's couch.
There, my daily dosage of steam, I could be fucked whether you liked the movie or not. I just got agitated at the fact you called me Dutch, bitch.
Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:24 am
lol fuck jackal, i think you're probably my favourite poster on here.
Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:42 am
Likewise j.23, I totally agree, I'm my favorite poster here too. 
Dude, seriously, when do I get to see you on the movie sets? When do you make it big? When do you invite me to bang Tom Cruise look-alikes in Hollywood?
Dude, seriously, when do I get to see you on the movie sets? When do you make it big? When do you invite me to bang Tom Cruise look-alikes in Hollywood?
Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:07 am
I just watched Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and...no real head or tail to it, funny but as I said, no real head or tail to it.
The chick is pretty though, Downey acted well & Kilmer as a fag fits right in.
The chick is pretty though, Downey acted well & Kilmer as a fag fits right in.
Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:08 pm
It's simply a stupid movie. You'd be better off spending that money on a lap dance and a line of coke.
Anyways I have no plans on seeing Hostel. Despite Jackal's rantings, it looks garbage. Besides, my brother said it was awesome and he's a complete retard so I'm going to continue my streak of not listening to anything he ever says, ever.
Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:46 pm
In my imagination, I pooped on your head. 
Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:23 pm
I just watched two Natalie Portman movies. [hehe, by choice]
Closer and The Garden State.
I won't lie -- they were pretty damn good.
Closer and The Garden State.
I won't lie -- they were pretty damn good.
Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:31 pm
Jackal wrote:Likewise j.23, I totally agree, I'm my favorite poster here too.
Dude, seriously, when do I get to see you on the movie sets? When do you make it big? When do you invite me to bang Tom Cruise look-alikes in Hollywood?
lol i wish it was that easy. there's so much competition here it's not even funny. lucky for me i'm asian, so it's not competitive compared to being white.
but i'll make it one day, hopefully
Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:57 pm
You are? I thought you were black.
This forum is going to give me a heart-attack, next thing I'll hear is that Jae is gremlin.