How do i get rid of the logo on my phone?

by **Jackal** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:13 am

No it doesn't? I practically lived on the beach & used to pee in the salt water frequently, salt never got into my pee gun.

by **Riot** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:27 am

I just piss in my swimsuit...

by **FendeR`** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:11 pm

Riot wrote:I just piss in my swimsuit...

lol, do you have all the netting in your swimsuit? One hell of a ride for your balls :shifty:

by **Heiks** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:22 pm

Well, I've pissed into the sea, while swimming in it. Almost every time I've gone swimming. We have a little joke about it with my friends, it goes something like this: "Guys, is it me of did the water just get saltier?"

by **Riot** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:31 pm

Well, you're in Mexico with a bunch of drunkies and Mexicans who harrass you for money everytime you walk by the shops. You have to take a piss...do you really want to walk past all those Mexicans and go through all that or would you rather piss in the ocean/gulf? It's a no brainer to me.

by **Filip** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:56 pm

I've pissed in a mailbox in a small village once :twisted:

by **Jackal_** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:02 pm

I remember pissing on a person from the balcony of my friends house... I felt kinda bad tho cuz I think he was around 90. lol..

by **Filip** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:07 pm

LOL, did he noticed?

by **Jackal_** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:10 pm

yeah man, it was only about 3 floors up.. I felt like shit after I did it cuz I was drunk too LoL. I think I unloaded like 3 liters on the poor bastard :mrgreen:

by **Filip** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:15 pm

LOL, he could've died of that. You're quite fragile when you're around your 90s :lol:

by **Jackal_** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:20 pm

lmao... so they say..

by **J@3** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:09 pm

D-Weaver 99027 wrote:
Eh, what's God gonna do? Kill me?

Well, he might 'deactivate' little Jae for a certain amount of time... A fate some men consider worse than death...

Girlfriend's on holidays, if that's the punishment I'm not too fussed.

Speaking of showers, what's everyone's shower like? My idea shower would be 2 water jets on either side, about 7 foot high with massive water pressure. My current shower is 1 shower head thing about 5'11 high with medium water pressure. It bothers me, when you're 6'5 it's not easy to wash your hair when you're bending down like a hobo picking up coins.

by **cklitsie** on Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:28 pm

Filip wrote:I've pissed in a mailbox in a small village once

Oh same here, well actually not in a small village but in my "friends" mailbox. We went over to his house with a couple of guys and drank almost all of his father's wodka and stuff (damn he had a lot).
Then he refused to give us more so we left. After fives minutes we went back to his house, someone kicked over his mailbox and I pissed on it.
Turned out he was sitting in the nearby bushes because he knew we'd return. Got a good beating (he is like 6"6 and pretty muscular :cry:

) before my friends came over and beat him up lol.

And another time I was with 2 mates from my bball team, we drank a little too and we went to our coach's house and we dropped some pizza leftovers en garlic sauce in his mailbox. I don't really know why and there might've been camera's around.

Oh well, it was funny when we did it.

Damn, actually I'm starting to remember a lot of things like these now, they're not that funny when you think about them afterwards but at the moment that you're doing them they are.

by **Heiks** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:43 am

This will be a Hardwood Classic, no doubt about it!

I recall that I pissed to a half-full beer bottle behind a little shop the other day. I hope that somebody didn't leave it there and then drunk that later. Probably I just wasn't the first one to piss in the bottle...

by **Riot** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:45 am

I remember when I was real young (about 10) and I'd wet my pants I would tell all the kids that I fell in a puddle. :lol:

by **Heiks** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:35 am

Did anyone else just think of the movie where Adam Sandler had to graduate school again to get his fathers heritage or something? There was this scene with a boy who pissed himself and then Sandler drew water on his pants and went around telling that it's cool to piss your pants to make the kid feel better..

LMAO :lol:

by **Jackal** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:58 am

Big Daddy, right?

by **Heiks** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:00 am

Jackal wrote:Big Daddy, right?

Yes, it was, thanks!

by **Jona** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:32 am

Heiks wrote:
Jackal wrote:Big Daddy, right?

Yes, it was, thanks!

Nope, that would be "Billy Madison".

by **PiksS** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:39 am

showr, pool, beach...i piss there everytime i get there....

i remember my team was going to russia and one dude from my team needed to piss...i sayd here drink out this and u can piss here, and damn...he did that...he drinked a half 1L coke and pissed in the bottle....IN A BUS... :lol:

next who has pissed in juice or in something yellow and someone has drunk it??

by **FendeR`** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:55 am

PiksS wrote:next who has pissed in juice or in something yellow and someone has drunk it??

rofl, "This lemonade tastes awfully sweet".

by **Jackal** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:29 am

Piss is salty though, so how would it be sweet?

And no, that's just nastay.

by **COOLmac©** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:59 am

the only time humans dare to drink piss is when they are trap in some buildin elevator after an earthqauke or somethin....human survival at its best :mrgreen:

by **Jona** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:52 pm

I prefer the "lost in the desert" example...
Why the fuck would you drink your own piss while you are trapped in an elevator?

by **Jackal** on Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:43 pm

Apparently that's no good though, atleast that's what they said on Popular Mechanics For Kids. (Don't ask.) :oops:

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