Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:13 am
No it doesn't? I practically lived on the beach & used to pee in the salt water frequently, salt never got into my pee gun.
Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:27 am
I just piss in my swimsuit...
Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:11 pm
Riot wrote:I just piss in my swimsuit...
lol, do you have all the netting in your swimsuit? One hell of a ride for your balls
Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:22 pm
Well, I've pissed into the sea, while swimming in it. Almost every time I've gone swimming. We have a little joke about it with my friends, it goes something like this: "Guys, is it me of did the water just get saltier?"
Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:31 pm
Well, you're in Mexico with a bunch of drunkies and Mexicans who harrass you for money everytime you walk by the shops. You have to take a piss...do you really want to walk past all those Mexicans and go through all that or would you rather piss in the ocean/gulf? It's a no brainer to me.
Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:56 pm
I've pissed in a mailbox in a small village once 
Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:02 pm
I remember pissing on a person from the balcony of my friends house... I felt kinda bad tho cuz I think he was around 90. lol..
Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:07 pm
LOL, did he noticed?
Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:10 pm
yeah man, it was only about 3 floors up.. I felt like shit after I did it cuz I was drunk too LoL. I think I unloaded like 3 liters on the poor bastard 
Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:15 pm
LOL, he could've died of that. You're quite fragile when you're around your 90s 
Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:20 pm
lmao... so they say..
Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:09 pm
D-Weaver 99027 wrote:Eh, what's God gonna do? Kill me?
Well, he might 'deactivate' little Jae for a certain amount of time... A fate some men consider worse than death...
Girlfriend's on holidays, if that's the punishment I'm not too fussed.
Speaking of showers, what's everyone's shower like? My idea shower would be 2 water jets on either side, about 7 foot high with massive water pressure. My current shower is 1 shower head thing about 5'11 high with medium water pressure. It bothers me, when you're 6'5 it's not easy to wash your hair when you're bending down like a hobo picking up coins.
Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:28 pm
Oh same here, well actually not in a small village but in my "friends" mailbox. We went over to his house with a couple of guys and drank almost all of his father's wodka and stuff (damn he had a lot).Filip wrote:I've pissed in a mailbox in a small village once
Then he refused to give us more so we left. After fives minutes we went back to his house, someone kicked over his mailbox and I pissed on it.
Turned out he was sitting in the nearby bushes because he knew we'd return. Got a good beating (he is like 6"6 and pretty muscular
) before my friends came over and beat him up lol.
And another time I was with 2 mates from my bball team, we drank a little too and we went to our coach's house and we dropped some pizza leftovers en garlic sauce in his mailbox. I don't really know why and there might've been camera's around.
Oh well, it was funny when we did it.
Damn, actually I'm starting to remember a lot of things like these now, they're not that funny when you think about them afterwards but at the moment that you're doing them they are.
Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:43 am
This will be a Hardwood Classic, no doubt about it!
I recall that I pissed to a half-full beer bottle behind a little shop the other day. I hope that somebody didn't leave it there and then drunk that later. Probably I just wasn't the first one to piss in the bottle...
I recall that I pissed to a half-full beer bottle behind a little shop the other day. I hope that somebody didn't leave it there and then drunk that later. Probably I just wasn't the first one to piss in the bottle...
Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:45 am
I remember when I was real young (about 10) and I'd wet my pants I would tell all the kids that I fell in a puddle.
Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:35 am
Did anyone else just think of the movie where Adam Sandler had to graduate school again to get his fathers heritage or something? There was this scene with a boy who pissed himself and then Sandler drew water on his pants and went around telling that it's cool to piss your pants to make the kid feel better..
LMAO
LMAO
Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:58 am
Big Daddy, right?
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:00 am
Jackal wrote:Big Daddy, right?
Yes, it was, thanks!
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:32 am
Heiks wrote:Jackal wrote:Big Daddy, right?
Yes, it was, thanks!
Nope, that would be "Billy Madison".
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:39 am
showr, pool, beach...i piss there everytime i get there....
i remember my team was going to russia and one dude from my team needed to piss...i sayd here drink out this and u can piss here, and damn...he did that...he drinked a half 1L coke and pissed in the bottle....IN A BUS...
next who has pissed in juice or in something yellow and someone has drunk it??
i remember my team was going to russia and one dude from my team needed to piss...i sayd here drink out this and u can piss here, and damn...he did that...he drinked a half 1L coke and pissed in the bottle....IN A BUS...
next who has pissed in juice or in something yellow and someone has drunk it??
Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:55 am
PiksS wrote:next who has pissed in juice or in something yellow and someone has drunk it??
rofl, "This lemonade tastes awfully sweet".
Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:29 am
Piss is salty though, so how would it be sweet?
And no, that's just nastay.
And no, that's just nastay.
Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:59 am
the only time humans dare to drink piss is when they are trap in some buildin elevator after an earthqauke or somethin....human survival at its best
Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:52 pm
I prefer the "lost in the desert" example...
Why the fuck would you drink your own piss while you are trapped in an elevator?
Why the fuck would you drink your own piss while you are trapped in an elevator?
Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:43 pm
Apparently that's no good though, atleast that's what they said on Popular Mechanics For Kids. (Don't ask.) 