'Scal Says'- The Death of the Diary (Game Crash) - :(

[antho]

Don't think i'll be burning myself out.
i've done SOMS's before and none of them have been fun to write, more straining like a chore, these are fun and let me use my imagination haha.

So don't worry, this will go on
I have plans for Scal and company for next season, so I at least want to get to the off-season!

Cheers for the positive feedback though.

[J@3]

I think Thierry has just made me think anyone who updates a story often will quit it within a week of starting.

[antho]

Ahh it's fine, hopefully I can go against the norm and actually keep a story and not start a new one three days later.

Oh btw, so everyone knows. These dialouge's will be regularly published, and there will be guest appearances by alot of players and at times celebs. So far one player on my mind for this story is Ron Artest (:

[Oznogrd]

this is the best thing i've ever seen

[antho]

7:00pm - November 1st, 2009

B-Scal is seen sitting down in his car parked in a dark alley somewhere in Boston with Swifty.. smoking what looks to be a joint passing it back and forth to each other after two puffs.

B-Scal: Yo Swifty [puff] What do you think its like [puff] to die? [hands it over]

Swifty: Uhhh, [puff] I dunno [puff puff]

B-Scal: YO we said TWO PUFFS. [snatches it off Swifty]

Swifty: Sorry Scally. [cough] This is some err.. uhh.. stro.. stroo.. stroog?

B-Scal: The word you're looking foh is strong [puff puff] yo. Shit.. this is strong. [passes it back]

Swifty: Wow. I see flying [puff] Rondo's. [puff] What do you see?

B-Scal: [takes it] Hmm.. [puff] I see.. I see.. [puff]..

..

..

B-Scal dozes off
(in B-Scal's drug induced state)

B-Scal: What the fuck? Where am I? [looks in hands] What the fucks this?

B-Scal looks at the photo in his hands to see



..

..

B-Scal wakes up to the see Swifty finishing off his joint

B-Scal: Hey what the fuck.. why'd you finish my joint yo? And man.. I saw something weird, I had a dream that.. you know Coby?

Swifty: Bryant?

B-Scal: No shitface, Karl. Yeah I saw that honkey in a Celtics jersey? You think it's a sign?

Swifty: Uhhh.. I dunno.

B-Scal: You know what, I'mma text Doc this, and you know cause' i'm King of the Celtics obviously we gon' have Coby on our team soon.

Swifty: Bryant?

B-Scal: [sigh] Just shut the fuck up yo?

B-Scal takes out his phone and begins typing a message that reads

Diz b B-Scal - sin Co-B Krl 4 me - ok.

B-Scal: Sent that bitch, now lets spark up another yeah boy? This time don't take all my shit. This is my good stuff homie.

[J@3]

B-Scal: Yo Swifty [puff] What do you think its like [puff] to die? [hands it over]

[Justine.]

Coby Bryant Epic.

[Martti.]

Awesome stuff man! I hope B-Scal can start his rap career son.

[antho]

I have tons of stuff in the coming days for his rap career, involving celebs and all

[buzzy]

I'm loving it so far, keep it up.
i really doubt this is the way Scal and Swift talk though.

[kibaxx7]

That look on Scal's face just made my day.

I think Thierry has just made me think anyone who updates a story often will quit it within a week of starting.

I already told you man, I ain't quitting this Blazers

[Dee.]

This looks fucking epic,instant classics.

[antho]

thanks guys! all your compliments make me want to do this story even more

and yeah, it's probably not how they talk, but i needed to give them somewhat of a gimmick. both wiggers, b-scal, the leader, but still a douche and swifty, well.. the overly large dumb one haha.

thanks again !

[MassimoV]

this is great !!

[antho]

12:00pm - November 2nd, 2009 - Local Streetball Court

Swifty and B-Scal are at a local Boston streetball court dribbling the ball and getting dirty looks from streetballers on the opposite side of the court.

B-Scal: Yo, these fools better stop giving me these looks before I pop a cap in they punk asses.

Swifty: Uhhh.. who's the celebrity that's uhhh coming Scally?

B-Scal: My man, K..

Just as B-Scal attempts to finish his sentence the sound of "Stronger" by Kanye West can be heard from the sound of a Hummer cruising down the street. The Hummer parks and the music stops. Out of the drivers seat steps out a 7 foot easily 350 pound guy with gold chains and a throwback Orlando Magic Shaq jersey. He opens the back door and out steps Kanye West, draped in a black jersey with the number "1" on it and matching black shorts, with black Nike Air Yeezy's to match. The people on the other court stop in awe as who is at the courts.

Kanye: Yo, what's this? You told me this was a Celtics pick up game? KG, Ray, Pierce, Rondo, Sheed? You told me on the phone that they'd be here?

B-Scal: Yeah dawg, firstly, they couldn't make it yo'. Secondly, bitch be trippin' wearing a Sha-squeel Magic jersey yo haha! [he points at the bodyguard]

Swifty: Uhhh.. you said this was the plan Scally? That we trick him in to uhh coming here?

B-Scal: YO DAWG WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

Kanye: What the fuck? Then what the fuck did you bring me here for.. you're lucky I was here for a show in Boston..

B-Scal: I want you to help me and Swifty with my.. uhh I mean our rap career.

Kanye: You honkeys, CAN'T be serious?

Swifty: Uhhh, yepp yepp.

Kanye: No man, bitch I should snap yo' ass for lyin' to me!

B-Scal: FINE! Be a bitch. I'll make a deal for you, one on one, first to ONE. You got the guevos Kanyeezy?

Kanye: And what's on the line?

B-Scal: [Gulps] You beat me, I let you and Shaq's bitch over there beat our asses. I beat you, you sign us to G.O.O.D records yo'.

Kanye: HAHA, this bitch be serious? Aiight mayne. I start, I been draining threes all day in my PRIVATE court.

B-Scal: Aiight, let's go, here let me give the ball to your punk ass! [fake passes at Yeezy, who ducks] Haha, let's go now foh real yo'.



B-Scal throws the ball at Yeezy and instantly rakes the ball out of his hands, B-Scal takes it out, drives the lane and..



B-Scal: ARGHHHHH! DUUUUUUUUUUNKED THAT SHIT. Welcome yo' new G.O.O.D records artists mother fucker!

Swifty jumps in the air like a cheerleader as Yeezy's bodyguard comes forward

Kanye: Ay yo, chill. It's fine, bitch beat me fair and square. You and yo' inbred friend got a deal, 1 year deal mayne. I'm a man of my word, aiight? Here's my private number yo' .. aiight dunk, yo' lucky I aint really worn in these Air Yeezy's yet..

B-Scal: YO SWIFTY. Told you I'd do this son!

Swifty: Uhh, woo!

Kanye hands over the number and walks off the court back into the Hummer which speeds off.

B-Scal: We're rappers yo', signed and all that shit! Now let's go tell all the boys back at the gym! Bitches gon' be trippin' when they find out we big in the game now!

B-Scal and Swifty get their things and begin to walk out of the court to gun shot signs by the local Streetball kids on the opposite side of the court. B-Scal throws them a middle finger and then grabs Swifty and runs off.

[Lamrock]

Very realistic looking Kanye you have there.

Still loving this. Hyped to see what comes next. (Hope you guys get Co-B Krl!)

[antho]

That's cause it is Kanye
straight from the Celebs list in NBA Blacktop part of NBA 2K10

[Lamrock]

Oh. I thought it was some amazing player DNA. I'll have to check that out.

[antho]

Oh nah, tons of rappers in 2K10, me, my bro and his mate were messing around in blacktop and found a fair few rappers, Big Kuntry, Common, Kanye etc.

And cheers for the good feedback lamrock

[megarover]

This stuff has me . This is pretty funny stuff man.

[antho]

Thanks

Update tonight, I'll probably do the November 2009 Recap.

[Mark.]

Entertaining stuff dude Great dialouge

[|)e8*]

LOVIN THIS! Really entertaining.

[KB24.]

This is one of the greatest and funniest thing i've ever seen! Keep it up!

[Tyler]

It keeps getting better.