Apple Talk Thread

[Its_asdf]

I dont think I've ever seen a post by Matthew that doesn't involve his major man-crush towards Cyanide.

I'm not going to lie though, I have one too!

[Matthew]

And people say I troll.

[JaoSming]

no pretty much you are just a fucking idiot

[Matthew]

What are you then? A bad arse because you can swear on the internet? Ooo..

[JaoSming]

just someone who thinks you should fornicate yourself with a rusty pitchfork

[Matthew]

Aw how sweet. How's the weight loss going?

[JaoSming]

goin' great, thanks for asking


I love these turnarounds you do. Leave for a while, make a couple (really, only a couple) useful posts, then BAM, troll attack, then you take everyone's advise and fuck a dingo for a while till you get bored and come back to make fun of people on these forums.


Eh, but what the hell right? Stay turned around, pick up the soap, I'm gunna make your puppet ass sing.

[Matthew]

Going great? "Total Loss: -0.6 pounds"

Interesting. You call what I do troll attack, but how is it any different to what you do?

"no pretty much you are just a fucking idiot"

"just someone who thinks you should fornicate yourself with a rusty pitchfork"

"then you take everyone's advise and fuck a dingo for a while"

But yet when I say "You should be a private investigator Cry. WHAT A SCOOP!" it's trolling? I think you need to come to terms with the fact some people are playing you for a puppet, and most people can see right through you.

You can cuss all you want and think you're awesome, but you're just an immature and insecure overweight loser who hangs around a videogame website. I hope that makes you feel good about yourself

[cyanide]

But yet when I say "You should be a private investigator Cry. WHAT A SCOOP!" it's trolling?

It's trolling because you initiated an insulting, unnecessary response that doesn't even contribute to the discussion. I tell you why you're being a troll, and you continue to post like a loser. JaoSming comes in and insults you because you were being a loser. Then you attempt to fight and belittle anyone who reminds you how much of a troll and a loser you are. And yet, you still can't seem to get it.

[Matthew]

I tell you why you're being a troll, and you continue to post like a loser.

Haha! Sorry, I'll try to be like one of you cool kids next time.

I also love it how you call me a loser, or post like a loser (lol..), yet you say I'm the one who insults and belttles people.

I call you out on something you say, and it's trolling. You make assumptions about something you know nothing about (my personal life), or Jao does, and it's a warranted insult?

Both of you are clueless.

[JaoSming]

absolutely clueless

I'm so cool. And yea, I know tons about your personal life Mr. Damian....

but wait, oh nos, what is this?

but you're just an immature and insecure overweight loser who hangs around a videogame website. I hope that makes you feel good about yourself :gay smilie:

TROLL!!@!

personal attacks, making fun of someone who you assume is overweight and that I am a loser because I frequent the same forum as you. Gasp.

Anyway, if you are going to use big words,

I'm the one who insults and belttles people.

learn to spell like a big kid.




EDIT: shit, fuck, ass, um, bastard and uh, bitch, am I cool yet?
nah, probably not.

[Matthew]

I'm so cool. And yea, I know tons about your personal life Mr. Damian....

Then don't comment on it.

personal attacks, making fun of someone who you assume is overweight

What assumptions?

and that I am a loser because I frequent the same forum as you. Gasp.

I never said you were loser because you come to this forum.

learn to spell like a big kid.

"belttles" was a typo, but if we're going to get into that:

absolutely clueless

I'm so cool. And yea, I know tons about your personal life Mr. Damian....

but wait, oh nos, what is this?

but you're just an immature and insecure overweight loser who hangs around a videogame website. I hope that makes you feel good about yourself :gay smilie:

TROLL!!@!

personal attacks, making fun of someone who you assume is overweight and that I am a loser because I frequent the same forum as you. Gasp.

Anyway, if you are going to use big words,

I'm the one who insults and belttles people.

learn to spell like a big kid.




EDIT: shit, fuck, ass, um, bastard and uh, bitch, am I cool yet?
nah, probably not.

Hahaha...

[JaoSming]

ok first, HA, you've never heard of "nah", another way of saying "no"? probably not, there is a language barrier here and I am a regular Massachusetts guy who says "wicked" a bit too much.

You can cuss all you want and think you're awesome, but you're just an immature and insecure overweight loser who hangs around a videogame website. I hope that makes you feel good about yourself

You make it sound like a bad thing, and it makes me a sad (wait for it) fuckin' panda. But you are right though, I am "one who hangs around a videogame website". Too bad I don't give a crap that I do. (before you even start to type that awesome thought you just got, let it go, I bring this up to prove you wrong, not to show my insecurities of posting and being a horrible moderator/team member here)


Oh yea, way to post a picture I posted that was taken a year ago, that really does show how overweight I am. But hell, if you post 1 year, why can't I post one from 2 years ago? It is just as relevant to my weight right now.

[Matthew]

ok first, HA, you've never heard of "nah", another way of saying "no"? probably not, there is a language barrier here and I am a regular Massachusetts guy who says "wicked" a bit too much.

It was the lack of capital letters I was pointing out. OMG!!!

You make it sound like a bad thing

I don't care what it sounds like, you assumed and assumed wrong. Deal with it.

[BigKaboom2]

Silly JaoSming, you're not allowed to assume anything! You can't even assume that this post is sarcastic, because everything is to be taken completely literally all the time.

[Matthew]

Oh yeah, it's ok to be wrong because you assumed!

[shadowgrin]

pick up the soap

I'm just waiting for asdf to pick up that soap.

[cyanide]

Top 10 Usability Highs of the Mac OS

[JaoSming]

Going back to Vista's advertising campaign. This is one I just came across: http://www.mojaveexperiment.com/

And "findings:" http://www.mojaveexperiment.com/facts/

Good Stuff

[Matthew]

Wow you're on the ball

[BigKaboom2]

It's trolling because you initiated an insulting, unnecessary response that doesn't even contribute to the discussion.

[Matthew]

Once again, how is that any different to what you just did?

Ba-dum-tish

[cyanide]

Once again, how is that any different to what you just did?

It's different because he didn't initiate it. JaoSming posted something relevant to the discussion then you initiated an insulting, unnecessary response that doesn't even contribute to the thread:

Wow you're on the ball

Do you understand now why you're a troll?

[BigKaboom2]

It's different because he didn't initiate it.

Correct. Pointing out someone being a troll is not equivalent to trolling. You've already done the damage several times by responding to on-topic posts by criticizing the person who posted them.

[el badman]

I know the thread is primarily about Apple, but since there's been a lot of Vista bashing as well, here's a great article from a PC expert who has no particular interest in either XP or Vista. It sums up very well most of the myths and easily repearable problems about Vista, it's a good read:

http://www.tweakguides.com/VA_1.html