If NBA teams all got new slogans...

[jkidd1216]

Okay, so I'm going to try and take a very humorous approach to this one. Tell me what you think. I'm going for all 30 though, so some will probably suck. But don't be too harsh.

Atlanta Hawks - HEY!! We Might actually be good!!!
Boston Celtics - And we Still won't WIN!!
Charlotte Bobcats - Will never get more fans than a Duke Game; but we have Jason Richardson!
Chicago Bulls - GOD! We miss the 90's
Cleveland Cavaliers - Tune in Next Week to the LEBRON JAMES SHOW!
Dallas Mavericks - We are not the 2001-2004 Sacramento Kings!!
Denver Nuggets - Message to Allen Iverson - Please give Carmelo his Team back!
Detroit Pistons - Still can't believe we used a 2nd overall pick, in THAT draft, for WHO??
Golden State Warriors - California is Gay...especially if you're Golden State...
Houston Rockets - FRANCIS AND WELLS!?That's almost as good as Stephen Jackson and Ron Artest!
Indiana Pacers - Face It. We're Rebuilding. We will tank this year. So Don't bother showing up.
LA Clippers - We Will Cut YOU! (LAWL)
LA Lakers - Keep your Teenage, white, blonde girls away, and Kobe will score all day!
Memphis Grizzlies - We're still in the F*CKIN' WEST??!! TENNESSEE!! THIS IS BULLSHIT! - Pau Gasol.
Miami Heat - Doctor??!! HELP!!
Milwaukee Bucks - We have a much better Asian population than advertised!!
Minnesota Timberwolves - Man we need Latrell Sprewell!
New Jersey Nets - We will steal your computers, smoke your weed, and then Beat your Wives!
New Orleans Hornets - At least all of us can swim Now!! (That was bad...I know.)
New York Knicks - We added another player that can't play D!! Come and watch Spike Lee!!
Orlando Magic - We Like to give ludacris salaries to Second Round Players!!
Philadelphia 76ers - City of Brotherly love...and Kyle Korver.
Phoenix Suns - Yay Canada!
Portland Trail Blazers - NO MORE ZACH RANDOLPH!!
Sacramento Kings - Ron Artest.
San Antonio Spurs - We May be boring enough to make you hang yourself, But WE WIN!
Seattle Supersonics - Soooo...Where's Shawn and Gary?...oh Really...sh*t...FORGET IT GUYS!!
Toronto Raptors - We will Have our white, teenage, blondes all out AT THE SAME TIME!! F*CK KOBE BRYANT!
Utah Jazz - Finally! We have another black guy that's worth talking about!! (Maybe even two if you count Carlos!!)
Washington Wizards - We're not even really in the United States!! and Gilbert Arenas SUCKS!

[Indy]

Okay, so I'm going to try and take a very humorous approach to this one. Tell me what you think. I'm going for all 30 though, so some will probably suck. But don't be too harsh.

Atlanta Hawks - HEY!! We Might actually be good!!!
Boston Celtics - And we Still won't WIN!!
Charlotte Bobcats - Will never get more fans than a Duke Game; but we have Jason Richardson!
Chicago Bulls - GOD! We miss the 90's
Cleveland Cavaliers - Tune in Next Week to the LEBRON JAMES SHOW!
Dallas Mavericks - We are not the 2001-2004 Sacramento Kings!!
Denver Nuggets - Message to Allen Iverson - Please give Carmelo his Team back!
Detroit Pistons - Still can't believe we used a 2nd overall pick, in THAT draft, for WHO??
Golden State Warriors - California is Gay...especially if you're Golden State...
Houston Rockets - FRANCIS AND WELLS!?That's almost as good as Stephen Jackson and Ron Artest!
Indiana Pacers - Face It. We're Rebuilding. We will tank this year. So Don't bother showing up.
LA Clippers - We Will Cut YOU! (LAWL)
LA Lakers - Keep your Teenage, white, blonde girls away, and Kobe will score all day!
Memphis Grizzlies - We're still in the F*CKIN' WEST??!! TENNESSEE!! THIS IS BULLSHIT! - Pau Gasol.
Miami Heat - Doctor??!! HELP!!
Milwaukee Bucks - We have a much better Asian population than advertised!!
Minnesota Timberwolves - Man we need Latrell Sprewell!
New Jersey Nets - We will steal your computers, smoke your weed, and then Beat your Wives!
New Orleans Hornets - At least all of us can swim Now!! (That was bad...I know.)
New York Knicks - We added another player that can't play D!! Come and watch Spike Lee!!
Orlando Magic - We Like to give ludacris salaries to Second Round Players!!
Philadelphia 76ers - City of Brotherly love...and Kyle Korver.
Phoenix Suns - Yay Canada!
Portland Trail Blazers - NO MORE ZACH RANDOLPH!!
Sacramento Kings - Ron Artest.
San Antonio Spurs - We May be boring enough to make you hang yourself, But WE WIN!
Seattle Supersonics - Soooo...Where's Shawn and Gary?...oh Really...sh*t...FORGET IT GUYS!!
Toronto Raptors - We will Have our white, teenage, blondes all out AT THE SAME TIME!! F*CK KOBE BRYANT!
Utah Jazz - Finally! We have another black guy that's worth talking about!! (Maybe even two if you count Carlos!!)
Washington Wizards - We're not even really in the United States!! and Gilbert Arenas SUCKS!

The only funny one.

[J@3]

Okay, so I'm going to try and take a very humorous approach to this one.

[jkidd1216]

Ouch...but quite funny...

[Fitzy]

i bought you a book

[Oznogrd]

Atlanta Hawks - At least rappers like us....
Boston Celtics - Fall into the GAP of garnett alan and pierce!
Charlotte Bobcats - Wait, this isnt the hive anymore?
Chicago Bulls - DA BULLS!
Cleveland Cavaliers - Ah screw it. Come watch Lebron.
Dallas Mavericks - Nowitzki and a cast of thousands...
Denver Nuggets-We have the answer....
Golden State Warriors-The sunshine bandwagon special!
Houston Rockets - Next week at Mcdonalds, try the new Tmac sandwich with a side of yao sauce
Indiana Pacers - Remember Reggie?
LA Clippers - Come on, we arent that bad.
LA Lakers - Kobe hasnt retired yet!
Memphis Grizzlies - Gasol-cheaper than a tank of gas to watch play
Miami Heat - Flash of Diesel, aged by 50 years
Milwaukee Bucks - Welcome to the eastern Hemisphere
Minnesota Timberwolves - I promise, we dont need KG...*cries*
New Jersey Nets - We still have jason kidd...isnt that enough?
New Orleans Hornets - Broken homes? Fixed it, Broken city? no problem Broken team? uh oh...
New York Knicks - Challenging the Detroit Lions for the best team on paper*
*that doesnt perform
Orlando Magic - OK, OK, we know we never should've traded Shaq
Philadelphia 76ers - What do you mean we dont have AI anymore?
Phoenix Suns - Now with repainted white lines!
Portland Trail Blazers - we cant possibly be THAT bad...
Sacramento Kings - come watch fox's new reality show "Artest Antics"
San Antonio Spurs - Dynasty, 'nuff said.
Seattle Supersonics - werent we supposed to move?
Toronto Raptors - Bosh & Bargs-Killa B's-its aboot time.
Utah Jazz - Are you sure we're in the right state?
Washington Wizards - Jordans not around anymore...impossible is nothing, just like our chances...

There ya go...some of yours are just mean or downright cold, they dont have to be about violence and terrible things to be funny...

[mvpshaq32]

Boy, you guys sure make new forum members feel welcome, don't you?

Shot him down with 2.5(0.5 for Indy) flames in 20 minutes.

[Drex]

It's the new policy of the forums, if he can handle it, he stays.

[jkidd1216]

Boy, you guys sure make new forum members feel welcome, don't you?

Shot him down with 2.5(0.5 for Indy) flames in 20 minutes

I guess you can't win 'em all the time. But then again, As much as I've actually tried to post good stuff here, I can't seem to post something that either hasn't already been posted, or that people just totally disagree with. Only a couple times have I said something that someone relevant has agreed with. Oh well

It's the new policy of the forums, if he can handle it, he stays.

Any answer then to Converse, Wade, Dwyane?? Ya Know...that guy??

[Matt]

[Scotty]

I'll see if i can find a pic to shut him down...
EDIT: Oldy, but a goody:

[Dean]

Any answer then to Converse, Wade, Dwyane?? Ya Know...that guy??

I LOVE how even the new guys pay out on Converse

[Dan's Brain]

I LOVE how even the new guys pay out on Converse

Where the hell's he gone? It worries me. He's up to something. Something large.

[Silas]

Wow.... these are very, very bad. It's not even like, wow you're not funny, shutup. That's not it at all. It is like I see that thing out there and just feel bad...

[grusom]

It is like I see that thing out there and just feel bad...

I kind of get that feeling when I see your avatar.

[JT_55]

Toronto Raptors - We will Have our white, teenage, blondes all out AT THE SAME TIME!! F*CK KOBE BRYANT!

Uh...I didn't really get that one. But then again, I didn't get most of it...nice try.

Where the hell's he gone? It worries me. He's up to something. Something large.

He hasnen't posted since Aug. 26...but he changed his username (for the octillionth time) and visited on the second. I think he want to keep his "perfect" 900 post count intact. Let's just hope he doesn't suddenly come back and rip off 100 straight for the shoutout.

[Silas]

It is like I see that thing out there and just feel bad...

I kind of get that feeling when I see your avatar.

Yours certainly isn't any better

[Gundy]

^ Ah shit! It's an avatar dissing showdown!

[benji]

It's the new policy of the forums, if he can handle it, he stays.

New policy?!?

[Anthony15]

jkidd1216, do you happen to lie about your location and happen to be from Phillipines and work as a chef?

[Indy]

Alright, I'd say that about does it for this thread.