It's Not a Real XXXXXXXX Game Unless...

Its not a real Rockets game unless Yao gets owned.

Same Yao?
http://www.nba.com/playerfile/yao_ming/ ... stats.html

Damn, Yao is really doing his thing this year. So much that hes a rookie all over again lmao.

Anyways, its not a real Mavericks game unless they score 103 and give up 104.

Its not a real Suns game without Nash giving Marion an Alley Oop

Its not a Celtics game without Red in the stands (guess it will never be a real C's game anymore)

its not a real nets game whitout kidd dissing out 10+ assists.

its not a real Kings game unless Martin is leading scorer

it's not a real Pistons game unless they play defence

It's not a real Kobe Game unless he scores 40+

its not a real knicks game unless the entire starting lineup decides not to show up.

It's not a real Suns game without a commentator yelling "If you don't like that, you don't like NBA basketball!!!"

Its not a real Nets game of ESPN if they aren't versing Miami

Its not the real Kobe unless he jacks up over 25 shots a game while scoring 40 the whole time.

It's not a real Suns game without a commentator yelling "If you don't like that, you don't like NBA basketball!!!"

So all the Kings games are actually Suns games?

It's not a Sixers game unless AI scores 30 pts.
It's not a Sixers game unless C-Webb jacks up a shot from nowhere.

It's not a Lakers game without a Turiaf dance.

It's not a Sonics game unless they shoot more 3's than 2's.

It's not a real HEAT game without Shaq :'(

Its not a 76ers game unless the commentators bring up what they're talking about with AI: practice?

Its not a Hornets game without Chris Paul being called "the next superstar"

Its not a Charlotte Hornets draft unless you give up a high 1st round pick for vlade divac while kobe bryant is on the board...

Its not a real Wizards game without online poker at halftime

It's not a real Sixers game, unless Iverson archive's a double-double.

(In yao's profile on nba.com : [Years Pro: R] 5th season - still a rookie? )

Its not a real Kings game unless you hear their biased commentators saying "If you don't like that, you don't like NBA basketball."

Its not a real Clippers game unless you hear Ralph Lawler say "Oh me, oh my."

That being said, its not a real Lakers game without Chick Hearn. RIP.

It's not a real ESPN broadcast unless you want to see Bill Walton killed by a bus.

It's not a real All-Star game unless you have Darko Milicic playing

It's not a real spam topic unless it's started by n00b and everyone adds their .2 before it's locked