Your All-Star and Current starting 5

Hey, just wanted to know who are your all-star starting 5 and current starting 5 (not have to be the best just the ones you like best). You can also add a spacial starting 5 if you want (I'm going for guys I hate ).
Here's mine (I'm going to go All Star style, one C two F two G):

ALL-STAR Starting 5:
C) Wilt
F) David Robinson
F) Dr. J
G) MJ
G) Isiah Thomas

CURRENT Staring 5:
C) Dwight Howard
F) KG
F) Vincanity
G) Anthony Parker
G) J-Kidd

GUYS I HATE Starting 5:
C) Andrew Bogut
F) Andrei Kirilenko
F) Bruce Bowen
G) Kobe
G) Manu Ginobili

I hate all of those great players from Israel... is what I would say if there were ANY great players alive from Israel.

All Time:
C: God
PF: Jesus
SF: Moses
SG: Michael Jordan
PG: Shane Heal

Jesus would get eaten alive at PF in this day and age. I'd shift him to the perimeter. And give shakespeare the start at the 4.

I don't want to start any off-court trouble with Moses though, we all know what happened with Ron Artest. They're similar personalities.

Well, i think the same solution is appropriate here. Trade moses to the hornets for peja. or better yet: isaac newton. That guy just defies gravity sometimes.




i'm so very very sorry for the disgusting newton pun.

Goliath goes at Center, he's huge, the man had a petuitary tumor. The only problem is no periphial vision, which is why David hit him with the stone from the side.

Abe Lincoln at PF, most definitely

Jesus at SF, what can't he do? He'd definitley do some nice dunks on Alonzo

Genghis Kahn at SG, the man can shoot

Ghandi at PG, he leads the team most definitely, and he's too tiny to play SG

Moses is the 6th man, the lockeroom presence most definitely.

I would have Buddha in my starting lineup. With that bulk he could back down anyone in the league and slam it in their face .

Moses should be playing the point, with his ability to split the defence....

ALL-TIME

C - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
F - Larry Bird
F - Scottie Pippen
G - Michael Jordan
G - Magic Johnson

PRESENT NBA

C - Dwight Howard
F - Chris Webber
F - Richard Jefferson
G - Josh Childress
G - Jason Kidd

FUTURE NBA

C - Greg Oden
F - Al Jefferson
F - Charlie Villanueva
G - Allan Ray
G - Sebastian Telfair

ALL-STAR Starting 5:
C) Wilt Chamberlin
F) Charles Barkley
F) Larry Bird (even though his pf he is more of a sf)
G) Michael Jordan
G) John Stockton

CURRENT Staring 5:
C) Ben Wallace
F) Tim Duncan
F) Lebron James
G) Dwyane Wade
G) Steve Nash

All Time

C - Wilt Chamberlain
PF - Karl Malone/Tim Duncan
SF - Larry Bird
SG - GOD
PG - Magic Johnson

Current

C - Shaquille O'Neal
PF - Tim Duncan
SF - LeBron James
SG - Kobe Bryant
PG - Steve Nash

ALL-STAR Starting 5:
C) Bill Russell
F) Dennis Rodman
F) Dirk Nowitzki
G) MJ
G) Magic

CURRENT Staring 5:
C) Shaq
F) KG
F) Dirk
G) Kobe
G) Payton

GUYS I HATE Starting 5:
C) Luc Longley
F) Anthony Mason
F) Hedo Turkoglu
G) Cuttino Mobley (he always kills me in live '06)
G) Mark Jackson

Fantasy Team:

C - Sauron: He kicks ass and he desperately needs a ring.
F - the Undertaker: well...
F - Achilles: Fast as hell, no weakness...except one.
G - Lucky Luke: He shoots faster than his shadow and Iverson combined.
G - Bob Ross: Nobody's more creative than he.

All-Time Starting 5
C) Wilt Chamberlain
F) Karl Malone
F) Scottie Pippen
G) Michael Jordan
G) Magic Johnson

Current Starting 5
C) Ben Wallace
F) Dirk Nowitzki
F) LeBron James
G) Dwayne Wade
G) Chauncey Billups/Jason Kidd

Guys i hate Staring 5:
San Antonio Spurs

Guys i hate Starting 5:
San Antonio Spurs

So true...

I hate all of those great players from Israel... is what I would say if there were ANY great players alive from Israel.

Actually, Parker is American not Israeli... I didn't say he is as good as MJ (although he kicked the Raptors ass last year), I just stated I like him.

Jae/Hinrich_12/Silas/Gundy/Flite_23 please stick to the topic, post your starting lineups for NBA players

All-Time
C- Wilt Chamberlain
PF- Karl Malone
SF- Larry Bird
SG- Michael Jordan
PG- Magic Johnson

Current
C- Ben Wallace
PF- Tim Duncan
SF- LeBron James
SG- Kobe Bryant
PG- Steve Nash

Favorite
C- Brad Miller
PF- Chris Webber
SF- Jalen Rose
SG- Ray Allen
PG- Jason Kidd

Hate
C- Mehmet Okur
PF- Zach Randolph
SF- Luke Walton
SG- Kobe Bryant
PG- Stephon Marbury

Jae/Hinrich_12/Silas/Gundy/Flite_23 please stick to the topic, post your starting lineups for NBA players

I'm pretty sure Jesus just got signed by portland though.


All right. i'll do it anyway.

RETIRED PLAYERS

C: Kareem (my original favourite player when i started watching nba)
PF: Larry Bird
SF: Walt Williams
SG: Pete Maravich
PG: Wilt Chamberlain (why the fuck not? could be fun to watch.)

CURRENT PLAYERS

C: Yao (havent actually seen him play, apart from all-star games would like to see a couple of rockets games in oz this year)
PF: Dwight Howard
SF: Luol Deng
SG: Ben Gordon
PG: Kirk Hinrich (who else?)

GUYS I'd LIKE TO SEE GET SHAT ON (this was a poster-specified lineup wasnt it?)

C: Theo Ratliff
PF: Vin Baker
SF: Josh Smith
SG: Jamal Crawford
PG: Nate Robinson

All-time

C.Kareem
PF.Charles Barkley
SF.Scottie Pippen
SG.MJ/Kobe
PG.Magic

Current
C.Yao
PF.Dirk
SF.Carter
SG.Kobe
PG.Kidd or Paul

Hate
C.Mehmet Okur
PF.Rasheed
SF.Villanueva
SG.Flip Murray
PG.Iverson

Actually, Parker is American not Israeli... I didn't say he is as good as MJ (although he kicked the Raptors ass last year), I just stated I like him.

Wtf are you talking about?

I thought I would put George W. Bush as my point guard since he is such a great leader.

Agreed

Put Cheney at SG, and Rumsfeld at SF...

I thought I would put George W. Bush as my point guard since he is such a great leader.

But isn't the point guard supposed to first consider his options and only shoot when there's no other way?

ALL TIME
C=shaq
PF=malone
SF=bird
SG=jordan
PG=johnson

CURRENT
C=shaq
PF=garnett
SF=marion
SG=lebron
PG=kidd

COMEDY
C=
PF=
SF=
SG=
PG=

il come back to them later.

I hate all of those great players from Israel... is what I would say if there were ANY great players alive from Israel.

All Time:
C: God
PF: Jesus
SF: Moses
SG: Michael Jordan
PG: Shane Heal

Shane Heal. he was awesome. is he still playing?

I thought I would put George W. Bush as my point guard since he is such a great leader.

But isn't the point guard supposed to first consider his options and only shoot when there's no other way?

Sheer brilliance, that response.