Juwan Howard and Winona Ryder have something in common

[Laker Socks]

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_130224249.html

What a dumbass.

[Laxation]

What a dumbass.

I guess you saved me saying it to you... now I can just quote you

[Fenix]

Don't be a jerk - he needs money to feed his family. You can't imagine how tought it has to be for a millionare NBA player to go through life.

[Laker Socks]

What a dumbass.

I guess you saved me saying it to you... now I can just quote you

Hardy har har?

[Matt]

this gives Houston an excuse to trade his lame ass.

[BIG GREEN]

This gives the cops an excuse to community service is rich ass.


Rich people get a slap on the wrist.

[dada]

What a stingy somomabitch?

[Stevesanity]

I just hope he doesnt start chasing people when they come knocking at his door for an interview like Sprewell does.

[Its_asdf]

Howard, a former Heat player who now plays for the Houston Rockets

Howard never played for Miami...

I will never get why a multi-millionare would steal a pair of sunglasses. Unreal.

[conartist]

i don't see why someone would need some sunglasses that costs $2000 in the first place when you could just get one or 100 other ones for twenty bucks.

[axare]

He could just send a person there with a webcam so he could see from his bathroom which sunglasses are nice and ask the person to buy it...

[Axel]

Can't blame him, I've heard that children love the taste of sunglasses...

[Andrew]

Howard, a former Heat player who now plays for the Houston Rockets

Howard never played for Miami...

Keen eye, I completely missed that. He did of course sign with the Heat in 1996 but the NBA ruled that the Heat had actually violated salary cap rules in trying to sign both Howard and Mourning to $100 million deals and Howard's contract became null and void. He ended up re-signing with the Bullets but Mourning's contract still stood.

Perhaps they were referencing that situation but mixed up the details.