My letter to the Timberwolves...

[Riot]

Hello,

I am a diehard Timberwolves fan who loves this team and this organization to death. This past season has been tough but we've battled through it and stayed positive. The important part, to me, was the fact that this team did not give up and always played hard. That was a direct reflection of Coach Casey and his coaching staff, along with the leadership of Kevin Garnett. So excuse me when I become frustrated to find out that this team is giving up for the rest of the season. I don't pay big bucks to see Kevin Garnett play 24 minutes. I don't pay big bucks to see this team want to lose ball games. I want to see this team go out there and hustle their butts off to become better basketball players and better teammates. I want to see Coach Casey become a better head coach. These guys need big game experience and that's what the end of the season is all about. You have teams that are battling for playoff spots and playoff lives. Every game at the end of the year has that playoff atmosphere so if you treat it like the playoffs it will go a long way in the success and growth of this franchise.

I emailed this to you because I'm very disgusted with the way this team is operating at the end of the season. Even though we have lost a lot of games this year I could always hang my hat on one thing: they always tried hard. The effort made me think that tomorrow would be a better day. Then I show up Target Center on a Friday night vs. the Utah Jazz only to find out that this team suddenly doesn't care about finishing out the regular season. They don't care about winning games anymore. Suddenly, learning how to win games doesn't seem as important as ping-pong balls. As a Timberwolves fan, that is the biggest insult that there could be. This team NEVER quits. I don't have anything more to say. I'm disgusted.

Signed,
Timberwolves fan

[J@3]

Dear Timberwolves,

I tipped you and you lost. Fuck off and die.

Love,
Jae

[TRUball]

Dear Kevin Garnett,

Man... what happened to you? You used to be cool... What happened to the triple-double threat day-in and day-out Kevin Garnett? What happened to losing to a rookie in a one-on-one game? What happened when you always lost in the first round? What happened when you cried? Yeah... when you cried... I remember the day vividly... it was insane actually... I mean, that was a hard punch... I'm surprised you took it so calmly, with only a little tear...

Bye

[Rip32]

Dear Ndudi Ebi,

Hows the NBDL?

Love Rip

[Axel]

Dear KG,

Why the hell don't you shoot the ball more?


Signed,

Inquisitive Mind

[Riot]

Dear NLSC,

Ok, this wasn't suppose to be a thread mocking me.

Love,
Riot

[Fresh8]

Dear T'Wolves,

You better get some talent in qucik before your franchise player quits on you... either that or he will wield an axe into Kevin McHale's head.

Signed,

Sit

[Axel]

Dear Riot,

Why are you still a fan of a team that doesn't care about winning?

[Riot]

Dear Axel,

For the first time ever I almost walked out on the team at Target Center. I'm still debating if I want to show up if they are going to do this.

[Malfa]

Dear Riot,

Did you send that to them? Post their repsonse...if one.

[Riot]

Dear Malfa,

I sure did and I sure will.

[Fewrookies-From2kW/Love]

Dear KG,

Why did you switch from Nike to addidas?

Love
Fewrookies

[Fresh8]

Dear Riot,

What does Mark Madsen do during games? And what's the Target Center atmosphere like? Who would you like to see if the organisation does send KG away?

Sit

[Riot]

Dear Riot,

What does Mark Madsen do during games? And what's the Target Center atmosphere like? Who would you like to see if the organisation does send KG away?

Sit

Dear Sit,

Mark Madsen is a cheerleader during the games. That is the extent of his duties. Target Center has become a pretty boring place this season. However, tonight they boo'd the team and during the 4th quarter they chanted "We want KG!" as Garnett sat on the bench for the whole damn quarter. And I do not want to think about the team dealing away Garnett.

I feel like I'm Kevin McHale.

[Mazzocchi]

Dear Dirk Nowitzki,

You're too white to play in the NBA, gtfo. k thnx.

Love,
Mazzypoo

Yeah, I'm that tired, goodnight

[J@3]

Dear Riot,

Stop your bitching or I will kick you in the nuts.

Love,
Jae

P.S Your team sucks.

[Mazzocchi]

Dear NLSC,

This isnt funny annymore.

Love,
Mazzaki

[Malfa]

Dear Jae,

I'm N luv with the blazerssssssssss

Love,
Malf

[TRUball]

Dear Snakes On A Mazz,

When was this ever funny? I found it comical at best, but not funny.

Yours Truly,

The Suicide-Commiting Snowman

[The_Flying_Tomato]

Dear KG,

Having fun?

- Shawn Kemp

[Fenix]

Dear PHX4LIFE,

go crawl somewhere and die.

Love,
VanK

[cklitsie]

Dear mods,

How long till you lock this fucker?

[Jackal]

Dear Lord,

Take me before I have to witness anymore.

- Cocksucker.

[Colin]

Dear CK,

I'm just glad it lasted long enough for VanK's letter.

With highest regards,
The Honourable Colin Sharp Esquire

[J@3]

Dear Lock,

I'm about to click you

Love,
Jae