Who would you dunk on?

If you could dunk on anyone in the NBA past and present who could it be?
Mutombo? Ben Wallace? Quack? Bill Russell? Wilt the viagra Stilt? Big Gheorge? Shawn "you mean you haven't dunked on me yet?" Bradley? Manute Bol? Ewing? D-Rob? Hakeem?

Personally I'd like to take out all the defensive players of the year in particular Mutombo and Wallace. I'd use Shaq's boobies to climb up to his face... I'd also love to dunk on Antoine Walker. Dunking on the smaller guys wouldn't be as fun, except maybe John Starks, Kobe, Reggie... just the ones I dislike in general.
Wouldn't mind throwing one down on MJ either but that would be like dunking on my sister - way too disrespectful!

I want to throw down a facial on

Michael Jordan
Vince Carter
T-Wack
Ricky Davis
Greg Anderson
Reggie Miller
Tim Duncan
and last but not least

Dikembe Mutombo

Shaq. Definitely Shaq. He's too much of a loudmouth...thinks far too much of himself. After that...Kobe...pretty much the same reason. Just something to embarass them both for a while on highlight reels...

hmmm...i wanna dunk on yao ming,shaq,shawn bradley,manute bol and on my friends...

manute bol ? He's way too long to dunk on !!

1.Shaq.
2. Dikembe
3. Zo
4. Vince Carter(From the free throw line of course)
5. Scottie Pippen.

I've actually dunked on Shaq twice, but I keep waking up...

I'd just LOVE to dunk on.................................. a 10 foot high hoop.

Seriously though i'd love to cram one on Shaq's big mellon (for the reason's listed by EG), just once and i'd be happy.

Shaq - after he says something like "Tell Andrew Begley a dingo ate his baby...(mumble mumble) no one can stop me....(mumble mumble)". So yeah, for the same reason EG mentioned.

Mutombo - so I could wave a finger at him afterwards.

Zo - who would assure everyone that he's blocked shots more often than he's been dunked on.

Wilt - who would remind everyone he had 22 rebounds the same game I dunked on him, as well as every other record he's set.

I would dunk on Mr. Cry Baby

I would jump over Earl Boykins and dunk on Yao Ming, and while I'm dreaming I want a million dollars, the playboy mansion, Lebron's car and Ben Affleck's girl.

I would dunk over Charles Barkley and then tell him to kiss a the behind of a ...(damn i dont know the word in english ), whatever just what he had to do when he said Ming couldnt get a double double or something, man that was greaaat . And of course shaq and kobe-who-think-they-are-the-best-in-the-universe(but can u blaim them on the other hand ) and then yell like hell "in your faces"!

didnt he kissed the ass of kenny Smith´s Donkey or donky whatever

Yeah, Barkley said if Yao Ming scored 20 points, he'd kiss Kenny Smith's ass. So Kenny purchased a donkey and had Sir Charles kiss that. A nice pun.

DONKEY, thats the word !!! How could i have forgotten that .

Man I would like to throw one down & hard over:

1. Shaquell Oneal because he's "Too much of a loud mouth & boast"

And

2. Tim Duncan "Behaves nice & gental all the time... I hate that "

I'd Love to throw one down on Robert Wadlow

nah seriously prolly Yao Ming, Tim Duncan and Dikembe Mutumbo

I'd Love to throw one down on Robert Wadlow

Hehe, he could probably put both hands over the ring like glad wrap by just standing there... would this be goal tending? I dunno but you could still dunk on him by extending on of your legs or knees to knock him out of the way, and then dunk. No charge since he's under the cylinder!

I'd like to dunk on Grant Hill but I don't think I could jump over the bench and all the way to the basket.

I'd like to dunk on Grant Hill but I don't think I could jump over the bench and all the way to the basket.

LOL

i'd just be happy to dunk in an actual organizefd game. i wish i had the opportunity to dunk on my boss

in the nba- shaq, big country bryant, krause, dickie simpkins

and i would like to shatter a backboard on chocolate thunder

I would dunk on Duncan,Shawn Bradley(because its easy) and Michael Jordan for trading for Jerry Stackhouse. plus Wes Unseld and Abe Pollin. and Doug Collins for not playing Kwame more.

I'd dunk on Shaq, Kobe, and Mutombo on serious matters, and on Fox and Madsen for laughing matters.

Big country bryant? Like in bryant reeves !!! That is his nickname right, i dont know where all these names come from but i assume u meant kobe .

Big country bryant? Like in bryant reeves !!! That is his nickname right, i dont know where all these names come from but i assume u meant kobe .

Yeh, I still hate him for stealing the vancouver grizzlies money. Perhaps they could've stayed an extra year or two otherwise. And if we'd gotten rid of Stu "having Steve Nash would only be an attraction because he's Canadian" Jackson earlier then we coulda been even better. Oh well. *sigh*

Big country bryant? Like in bryant reeves !!! That is his nickname right, i dont know where all these names come from but i assume u meant kobe .

Having seen the 1996 All-Star Weekend, I am fortunate enough to know the origins of Bryant Reeves' nickname. After his first cross country plane flight in college he was asked what he thought. Reeves responded "It's a big country." And henceforth, he was known as Bryant "Big Country" Reeves.

From what I know, being in vancouver I should know this, it's because he's a big guy from the country (Gans, Oklahoma.) Then when he gained even more weight he was Pig Country/Big Continent.