Which NBA player are you?

Steve Nash
50% Speed, 40% Selfishness, 60% Skill, 40% Athleticism
Steve Nash may not be the most athletic guy on the block, but his skill, speed, and selflessness make up for it. A talented floor general, Nash won the MVP for the '04-'05 season as his presence proved the key to Phoenix's massive turnaround, from a lottery team to the best in the west (during the regular season). Other players like Steve Nash include San Antonio's Tony Parker and New Jersey's Jason Kidd.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 33% on Speed
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You scored higher than 18% on Selfishness
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You scored higher than 57% on Skill
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You scored higher than 13% on Athleticism

i got james

LeBron James
70% Speed, 50% Selfishness, 50% Skill, 70% Athleticism
This is an elite category. LeBron James is fast, athletic, gifted with a diverse skill set, and is a highly unselfish player. If more people played like LeBron, the NBA would rapidly return to its Bird-and-Magic-era popularity. He's as good as the hype. Not a LeBron fan? How about Dwayne Wade or Kevin Garnett? They fit this same mold.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 78% on Speed

You scored higher than 33% on Selfishness

You scored higher than 37% on Skill

You scored higher than 60% on Athleticism

Ben Wallace.

Mark Madsen
30% Speed, 30% Selfishness, 30% Skill, 40% Athleticism
You won't find a nicer guy than Madsen. Unfortunately, you won't find a bigger, goofier, less effective center either. Well, okay, maybe Greg Ostertag.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 4% on Speed

You scored higher than 7% on Selfishness

You scored higher than 7% on Skill

You scored higher than 13% on Athleticism

I can even explain how disappointed and ashamed I am.

Atleast Riot will like you

Ben Wallace



30% Speed, 50% Selfishness, 30% Skill, 50% Athleticism
Big Ben Wallace is big. He's not fast. He's not particularly skilled (although in recent years he's unveiled a functional mid-range jumper). But he's big. And selfless. Big Ben doesn't care about his points, he cares about swatting that ball you're trying to lay up into the sixteenth row, and about banging in the middle to give his team the shots they need on the perimeter.

I got freakin' Antoine Walker

Antoine Walker
30% Speed, 70% Selfishness, 50% Skill, 20% Athleticism
A little pudgy, a little slow... but 'Toine can shoot the ball from the three and could, if he made the effort, play from down low as well. This makes him a rarity in the NBA, sort of like Dirk Nowitzki, if Dirk was half as talented with twice the ego.

omfg hahah rotfl

Big Ben for me, altough I'm not really his style of player, except of the part that he doesn't care about getting points, i'm like that too

You scored higher than 57% on Speed

You scored higher than 87% on Selfishness

You scored higher than 57% on Skill

You scored higher than 13% on Athleticism


I feel insulted to be carmelo to be honest..he isnt the kinda player i like...he's not atheletic like bron and shaq...but atleast he's tough.

I guess I am a taller, heavier version of him.

Steve Nash
50% Speed, 50% Selfishness, 70% Skill, 40% Athleticism
Steve Nash may not be the most athletic guy on the block, but his skill, speed, and selflessness make up for it. A talented floor general, Nash won the MVP for the '04-'05 season as his presence proved the key to Phoenix's massive turnaround, from a lottery team to the best in the west (during the regular season). Other players like Steve Nash include San Antonio's Tony Parker and New Jersey's Jason Kidd.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 33% on Speed
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You scored higher than 37% on Selfishness
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You scored higher than 75% on Skill
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You scored higher than 13% on Athleticism

Are you calling yourself fat?!?!?

Also, lmao @ the Eric Dampiers

Shaquille O'Neal
40% Speed, 90% Selfishness, 50% Skill, 80% Athleticism
You may have heard of Shaq. He's only the most unstoppable force in the history of the NBA, a three-time champion with the Lakers, and the guy whose presence made everyone pay attention to Miami (where the result was mainly the realization that Dwayne Wade is really, really good). Sure, he needs tons of attention and can't shoot a free throw to save his life, but having Shaq on the floor even at his age is almost like playing with six guys instead of five.

Ben Gordon Byatches
Ben Gordon
50% Speed, 80% Selfishness, 30% Skill, 70% Athleticism
Ben Gordon is going to be very, very good someday. He's lightning fast and a superb athlete. He's just inconsistent and takes too many bad shots. Unquestionably an asset to the team, Gordon enters his second year already bearing comparisons to a very famous Chicago Bulls player with a rhyming last name.



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You scored higher than 29% on Speed
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You scored higher than 88% on Selfishness
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You scored higher than 11% on Skill
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You scored higher than 59% on Athleticism

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^^^Same for me.

I got Ben Gordon.

I got Madsen.

All of you can go fuck yourselves.

Michael Olowokandi
20% Speed, 70% Selfishness, 0% Skill, 20% Athleticism
He's big. He's slow. He doesn't help his teammates. He's not particularly skilled. Shaq can crush him with a single hand. He's the prototypical Number One Pick That Didn't Pan Out. Ladies and Gentlemen... give it up for the Kandi Man!

lol wtf...

Amare Stoudemire
40% Speed, 40% Selfishness, 60% Skill, 80% Athleticism+

Amare Stoudemire is a force of nature. He is not quick, at least not compared to scampering guards like Iverson, but he is the most unstoppable force in basketball since Young Shaq... and he's even younger than Young Shaq was. One of the few players you can consistently bet on to average 30 points per game over a series, and he hasn't even reached his ceiling. Truly, it is good to be Amare.

Congrats Jackal, you officially have no skill

Pff, didn't take a test for all of us to know that.

Ben Gordon
50% Speed, 70% Selfishness, 40% Skill, 60% Athleticism
Ben Gordon is going to be very, very good someday. He's lightning fast and a superb athlete. He's just inconsistent and takes too many bad shots. Unquestionably an asset to the team, Gordon enters his second year already bearing comparisons to a very famous Chicago Bulls player with a rhyming last name.

Wow, that actually sounds like me except the part where it says "is going to be very good".

Didn't cheat.

Shaquille O'Neal
40% Speed, 90% Selfishness, 90% Skill, 90% Athleticism
You may have heard of Shaq. He's only the most unstoppable force in the history of the NBA, a three-time champion with the Lakers, and the guy whose presence made everyone pay attention to Miami (where the result was mainly the realization that Dwayne Wade is really, really good). Sure, he needs tons of attention and can't shoot a free throw to save his life, but having Shaq on the floor even at his age is almost like playing with six guys instead of five.

it hapens to be i play like Shaq

All of you can go fuck yourselves.

Michael Olowokandi
20% Speed, 70% Selfishness, 0% Skill, 20% Athleticism
He's big. He's slow. He doesn't help his teammates. He's not particularly skilled. Shaq can crush him with a single hand. He's the prototypical Number One Pick That Didn't Pan Out. Ladies and Gentlemen... give it up for the Kandi Man!

I got Olowokandi too...

All of you can go fuck yourselves.

Michael Olowokandi
20% Speed, 70% Selfishness, 0% Skill, 20% Athleticism
He's big. He's slow. He doesn't help his teammates. He's not particularly skilled. Shaq can crush him with a single hand. He's the prototypical Number One Pick That Didn't Pan Out. Ladies and Gentlemen... give it up for the Kandi Man!

I got Olowokandi too...

All of you can go fuck yourselves.

Michael Olowokandi
20% Speed, 70% Selfishness, 0% Skill, 20% Athleticism
He's big. He's slow. He doesn't help his teammates. He's not particularly skilled. Shaq can crush him with a single hand. He's the prototypical Number One Pick That Didn't Pan Out. Ladies and Gentlemen... give it up for the Kandi Man!

I got Olowokandi too...

i got shawn marion and i do play like shawn marion