Kids say the darndest things: Portland's Sebastian Telfair, caught carrying a pistol on the team's chartered plane, said it was his girlfriend's and he grabbed her purse instead of his. This is the best one since teammate Zach Randolph said he was late because the electronic eye on his gate broke and he couldn't get out of his driveway.
- That's funny... love Zach's more! ummm... u guys got any other funny quotes?