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Postby Nick on Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:23 pm

Jackal wrote:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

You know when you know you've reached the depth of sadness/height of addiction? When you go to sleep at 2.15 a.m., get up suddenly at 3.15 a.m. & head over to the NLSC to post that same exact phrase.

I couldn't get it, then I got up & I was like, duh 7 apples, for each day so the doctor doesn't come, so an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

I'm so repulsed at myself, if I could, I'd shit on me.

The farmer one is a watermelon.

You can eat the pink stuff of a watermelon, drink the liquid (juice) that comes out of it, you have the black seeds which you can plant & you can feed the green outer skin/white inner bottom part to the cows. Those bitches will eat anything.

This can't be good for me, I'm supposed to work at 9 and be in class at 11.30. :shake:








That was fate. Everything is fate. You. Me. Everything. You came online because, A. you had to answer the fruit riddle, B. C, D, L and T. Tomorrow you're supposed to be tired. For a reason. Yes. Sleep is for the weak. The week. Next week you will realise your destiny. Where? I cannot say. Who? You will not know. What? A watermelon. May pink fruit bring you many days of Jebus. He is always watching. Me. You. Everything. It was fate.
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:24 pm

You can eat the pink stuff of a watermelon, drink the liquid (juice) that comes out of it, you have the black seeds which you can plant & you can feed the green outer skin/white inner bottom part to the cows.


Good. (Y) I don't know about your respective countries, but here in Greece it's the official homegrown summer fruit. And I hate them. :wink:
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Postby Cable on Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:36 pm

Dweaver, where are you getting the riddles from? Is it here?
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:43 pm

That was fate. Everything is fate. You. Me. Everything. You came online because, A. you had to answer the fruit riddle, B. C, D, L and T. Tomorrow you're supposed to be tired. For a reason. Yes. Sleep is for the weak. The week. Next week you will realise your destiny. Where? I cannot say. Who? You will not know. What? A watermelon. May pink fruit bring you many days of Jebus. He is always watching. Me. You. Everything. It was fate.


Vodka or Scotch? :lol:

Dweaver, where are you getting the riddles from? Is it here?



As I said before, my cousin from Oakland sent me about 1000 of them via e-mail. I don't know where he got them from, possibly from a site, but I can't be bothered looking. I'm just copying and pasting from my riddle archive. :D
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:17 am

Let's go on, shall we?

One of us falls, and never breaks.
One of us breaks, but never falls.
What are we?
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Postby Jackal on Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:44 am

One of us falls, and never breaks.
One of us breaks, but never falls.
What are we?

Punani.
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Postby J@3 on Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:47 am

I thought waterfall but that kind of rules out the "we" bit. Unless it's like the whole "We are Venom!" split personality thing from Spiderman. Man that'd kick so much ass, yeah, my answer is Venom.
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Postby Jackal on Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:48 am

I already answered it, are you undermining my ever juicy answer? :x
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Postby Jona on Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:52 am

I think Venom is even juicier than some punanis.
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Postby Jackal on Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:56 am

I knew you were ghey. :shake:

(Send me a message on MSN, :cheeky:)
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Postby Laxation on Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:25 am

D-Weaver99027 wrote:Let's go on, shall we?

One of us falls, and never breaks.
One of us breaks, but never falls.
What are we?


i know this one
night and day


What is it that a rich man won't have, but a poor man has too much of?
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Postby hipn on Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:30 am

Change.
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Postby Laxation on Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:34 am

nope :D
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Postby The Other Kevin on Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:45 am

Nothing?
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Postby Drex on Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:16 am

Dirt? Poorness?
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Postby Cable on Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:22 am

Dirt poorness? :crazy:

There's too many answers to this one ...
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Postby Laxation on Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:39 pm

The Other Kevin wrote:Nothing?


thats it (Y)
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Postby King James #23 on Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:35 pm

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds.
What did he put in the barrel?
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:38 pm

A hole.
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Postby King James #23 on Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:41 pm

Hot dog, we have a weiner!! Well that was easy, eh?

I have holes on the top and bottom.
I have holes on my left and on my right.
And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water.
What am I?
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Postby Laxation on Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:59 pm

i would say a person... but we dont have holes in our left or right...

unless youre some kind of crazy aliendude - or i am :?
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Postby Nick on Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:01 pm

A human?

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but we dont have holes in our left or right...

unless youre some kind of crazy aliendude - or i am :?

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Postby koberulz on Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:20 pm

King James #23 wrote:Hot dog, we have a weiner!! Well that was easy, eh?

I have holes on the top and bottom.
I have holes on my left and on my right.
And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water.
What am I?


a sponge?
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Postby King James #23 on Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:37 pm

Damn, mine are too easy. This ones confusing..
I havent figured it out, anyone else?


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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:56 am

One more:

Gertrude Mills was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?
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