Pistons and Celtics

[Fitzy]

Did anyone watch the game?
How come Ricky Davis played 44 minutes and didnt score a single point

[H Rock]

He is so inconsistent.

[SkipToMy_Lou]

He is so inconsistent.

Actually no...this has been his most consistent season...this was a weird game. 0/8 FG

[axare]

Wow...double post..and i hate ricky davis so...i think he is a bit incosistent sometimes

[Matthew]

lol axare are you Ethiopian? I got a hundred jokes about your race . As for Ricky Davis.. one bad game. Detroits defense can do that to you. At least he didnt really force things by the looks of it, he only took 8 shots in 44 minutes.

[J@3]

lol axare are you Ethiopian? I got a hundred jokes about your race

ah that cracked me up.

[Rip32]

It wasnt the suffocating Defense, he didnt attack, he was sooooo passive and the only time he got agressive was when he jacked up fade away threes in the fourth.

[dada]

he layed an egg.

[axare]

no i am not from Ethopia i was borned there

[Jing]

goddamn.... 44 minutes of nothing. lol

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

axare are you Ethiopian? I got a hundred jokes about your race

Which reminds me...

Q: What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
A: One less drunk at the funeral

Q: What did the Australian do after raking the leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree

Q: What do Australians put in their pockets that Americans throw away?
A: Snot.

Q: How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a woman's job.

Q: Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because their children play inside.

Q: What's a barbeque?
A: A line of people waiting for a haircut

After several tough years battling everything in a tough NSW wheat growing district a cocky is telling his mate that he is going to pack it all in and drive down to Sydney and get a job. "What route will you take?" his mate asks innocently. The cocky has to think before he replies, "Probably the wife. After all she stuck with me through the drought."

Q: What's the difference between yoghurt and Australia?
A: Yoghurt has a real live culture

Q: What's the Australian male's idea of foreplay ?
A: "WAAKE UUUP !!!"

Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: Sixteen. One to change the bulb and 15 to stand around saying, "Goodonya mate."

[Drex]

Any greek or chilean jokes?

[Matt]

Q: What's the difference between yoghurt and Australia?
A: Yoghurt has a real live culture

hahah

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Any greek or chilean jokes?

I'll see what I can dig up:

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
* 2 English men and 1 English woman
* 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
* 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
* 2 American men and 1 American woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
* 2 Russian men and 1 Russian woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere ...

The 1st Italian man has killed the other for the Italian woman.

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois" ...

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman, and she is waiting for someone to introduce her to the American men.

The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.

The American woman has filed a law suit for sexual harrassement against both American men, and they are suing each other for libel. The woman has also become a Scientologist and is having an affair with the Bulgarian woman. One of the men has become a Bahaist and befriended the wildlife on the island, while the second has become a born-again christian and attends councelling sessions with the two Swedish men.

The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any ...

The first Russian man married the Russian woman and divorced her. He is the best customer of the Irish distillery.

The other Russian man made money by actually killing the Italian on contract and by arranging exit visas for the Bulgarians; with that he acquired a controlling 33.33% share in the Irish distillery including the world-wide distribution rights to the English and he hired the Greeks as sales agents. He employs both Germans as bodyguards (hence the strict schedule) both for himself and for his Russian girlfriend, and has promised the Bulgarian woman that she can become the maid of their first child. He regularly sees the Swedish woman "to learn English".

In the mean time, the French still think they are alone on the island.

What do Greeks wear to weddings? Formal fish nets.

Two guys are sitting next to each other at a football game. One says to the other, "Are you in a frat?" The other guy says, "Yes. How could you tell? Was it my wholesale image, my preppy-jock look, my studly clothing, or the fact that I have a gorgeous woman on my arm?" The other guy says, "Yeah."

A little while later the frat man turns to the other guy and says, "Are you a GDI?" The guy says, "Yeah, how'd you guess?" The frat man replies, "I noticed your high school ring while you were picking your nose."

Q: What three years are most difficult for a frat man?
A: Sophomore year.

Q: How many Greeks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to twist it in; two to make t-shirts; and two to take photographs of the event.

Don't have any Chilean ones, sorry.

[axare]

LMAO

[Cable]

Oh. My. God. That one about the island was priceless