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A boy named Timmy
There once was a boy named Timmy. Everyone said Timmy was an
, but really, timmy was a
, a real minion of
.
Now, Timmy's best friend was a
, and they would get together from time to time to have a nice
. One day, Timmy and the
got bored, and they decided to go see if they could find any chick to take home and
. So, they went searching for a while. They saw a chick they liked, so they decided to play it
walked up to the girl first, but he forgot that he just ate a shitload of beans, and he let out a really bad
. It smelled so bad, that the girl
all over the
. Feeling very
feel very
, and soon the two began to
. Now, Timmy beat his friend up so badly, that he ended up looking like this:
. Feeling guilty, Timmy took his friend the
back home, and the two shared a
.
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Bah.....that took forever....I wonder how long before this is deleted.....


