Orlando Magicians

by **G-unot** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:32 pm

wus up pinches....this is my new dynery all about teh hotness Magic?....

Assistant Coach-Derek Lawrence
Age-46
Specialty-Shooting
Salary-$807,000 for 2 years
Grade-B

Trainer-Carmel Ramsey
Age-44
Specialty-Torso, Arms
Salary-$808,000 for 1 year
Grade-A-

Scout-Eric Randall
Age-51
Specialty-Europe
Salary-$481,000 for 3 years
Grade-B-

by **nbalive744** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:37 pm

Good start, I like the style of this dynasty already! 8-)

by **G-unot** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:37 pm

Since i am in charge of the magic...ive decided to prepare for my game against the...Injuns....aka indiana pacers

Startin Lineups eh?
C-Kelivin Cato
PF-Dwight Howard aka The next Amare?
SF-Grant Hill aka The next reggie?
SG- Steven Franny Cakes
PG- Quinten Jameer Nelson

Injun Pacers Bitches Starting Pussys
C- Weak ass Foster
PF- Germainium who is also weak
SF- Ron the Artest who is weak n got punked by big ben
SG- Stehpen "The Weakness" Jackon
PG- Jamal Magloir...Tinsley....weaksly....HES GAY OK!?!?

Yea so im go huntin fer some damn dirty injuns, peace niggers

by **G-unot** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:50 pm

Iight niggers, heres da sccop, i went huntin fer them injuns, n they had guns!!!

1st...The Artest inside me fouled Artest hard, n a fight broke out! Steve Francis got hurt offa dat Bull, he out fer a week from a messed up face! Artest is suspended fer a 2 weeks...any way, artest had 3 points, n francis had 10! he dunked on artest hardcore, then arty popped a 3 all over francis, n the fight started from dere

2nd Dwight tore up the element known as gemainium that lil punk
Although jackosn had a few n tineltown had 5 asses that asshole

POH
ORL MAG-Dwight-14 points, 5 boards, 2 asses n 2 blocks

INJUNS- Artest?!!?- 3 points, 7 boards, 5 asses, 3 stls

3rd---Dright had a bad 3rd, he had 2 fouls n sat out cuz of TOs, and also he wus gay, he actually grabbed tinsleys nuts!!! what a homo?!
So now Jameer n Hill had to pick it up, n they did lookin like grant hill n jameer nelson out there....oops i mean uuuh Malone and Stockton stockin up on asses!!

4ht Dwight wus right he broke out on the night!! He ahd 15 points in da 4th
The ORL MAG WON THE GAME!!! 99-88 The POGs wus mr Dwight ness,

POG
Dwightness aka STAT II
27 points 11 boards 3 asses 4 blks 2 stls 5 tos:|

thanks fer tunin in, b sure to come fer my next game vs the Grizzly bears.
This Game wus brought to you by Bobcats New Mac'in Era

by **BOSS** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:03 pm

You think you hot shit or what. Gangster talkin and saying n******.

by **G-unot** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:06 pm

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger!!!!!!!!!!

by **hellboi** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:07 pm

I think hes hot shit

by **G-unot** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:21 pm

My next game is of the Grizzlies....there weak, weaker than inital D!!!!

Startors (kayla Thompson!!!)
C-Cato
PF White Dwight
SF Reggie Hiller
SG Franny cakes
PG Nelson mandella

Grizzle Gummy Bears
C-Poop Gausol
PF-Shane Batter up
SF Eddwardo Jones
SG Michael Myers
PG Deangelo Hall ( Damon Stoudamire ?)

Here we go, me prediction is that pau will play like poop, n Dwight will b white n have a bad game, as hill will hit many shot like reggie miller n Jameer Nelson will b ruthles n tear it up

by **Wormy10** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:25 pm

Hell yea son off the heezy fo sheezy
Damn man this shit is off da chain believe that homey
Shizzle my nizzle dizzle fo bizzle kizzle the lizzle so the zizzle can pizzle the izzle jizzle my mizzle cizzle da rizzle, Can you be sure the yizzle xizzle can just gizzle fizzle hizzle da tizzle? Noizzle you cantizzle
Nah mean?

by **Rommas** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:25 pm

...i aint even gonna comment on this...not that im 'hating' on you or anything d-o double g lol

by **G-unot** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:32 pm

those boys known as the grizzlies are quite the fighters....

1st The girzzles came out strong, and rallied to a 30-8 lead!!!! Pau played like a mad man, and Dwight wus like white like poop cripe!!! it wus ripe!!!

2nd Diwght unloaded his load on Poop gausol, as he hit a buzzer beater 3 on poopy gausol
Poop had 9 points, n dwightness had 15, while hill had 8 poitns, n jameer had n meer 9 asses

POH Jameer-6 points 3 boards n 11 asses?
Poop 22 points 7 boards 4 fouls!!

3rd Hill wus hotter than intial d, so he wus below 0.....BUT, kelvin kato tore up!! he ahd 15 poitns as hill n dwight sat out via fouls
MR Poop did good droppin points not missin 2 shont, n grabin 4 boards n 5 asses! Mikey had 3 threees via poop poppin out of da double team

4th heres da score my son
99-70 girzzlies
The Magic try a Magical comeback, but in the end....well....lets see...
Dwight n hill went off via jameers passes...Howard had 15 n 3 blks, hill hit 3 3s n a few shonts...The magics d wus intense, and they held the grizzles to 5 poitns!!!! 104-???
Finally, it comes down to a last shot? Jameer drives it in, draws a double team, kicks it out to turkeyglue as he pulls up fer a trey, he gets fouled!!!! after he hits the free throw the amazing comeback is unfullfilled
final score is 104-97

POG Poop Gausol
40 points 17 boards 11 asses?!
He ahd 11 asses by passin it to eddi n mike n stoudamire.....they were 3/3 4/5 and 5/5 three style

The MAgic lose, but at least intial D is still really gay!!!
Peace niggers

by **BOSS** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:32 pm

Haha damn these white boys acting gangster. Ban these fuckers.

by **Jing** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:35 pm

wow.....
i have no more comments.

by **Wormy10** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:38 pm

G-unot wrote:The MAgic lose, but at least intial D is still really gay!!!
Peace niggers

Hehe

That is definently gangster

by **Jing** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:45 pm

Wormy10 wrote:
G-unot wrote:The MAgic lose, but at least intial D is still really gay!!!
Peace niggers

Hehe
That is definently gangster

rotfl.... wow somehow i totally missed that.

by **Wormy10** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:49 pm

Yea I just barely noticed it

by **G-unot** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:51 pm

did u notice how initail d is gay? n another thing im not white u ignorant bastard....i mean nigger :mrgreen:

by **Wormy10** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:54 pm

You green faced bastard lol
So you are calling Initial D a nigger?
Plus saying someone is gay is so grade school man, are you still in it?
This is when Initial D comes back with gradeschool joke of his own, "I know you are but what am I?"

by **hellboi** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:54 pm

"Fuck a Mike Jones, Fuck a Paul Wall, Fuck a Michael Watts....niggas aint hot"-J-Kwon

by **G-unot** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:00 pm

get off initial ds small sack if he has one u punk bitch ass hoe ass dick in da booty ass corn syrup eatin ass mutha fucka
(wormy has worms.....aka hes gay)

by **Rommas** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:03 pm

lol omg, ok guys i think the wigger forum is in the w section, make your way down there coz g-unot......i thought it was spelt unit and hellboi are probly just 14 year old white boys who listen to fiddy cent and wear fubu clothes.....lol

by **Wormy10** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:05 pm

hellboi wrote:"Fuck a Mike Jones, Fuck a Paul Wall, Fuck a Michael Watts....niggas aint hot"-J-Kwon

"Fuck a fake gangsta, Fuck a G-unot, Fuck a this thread.... wiggers aint hot"- Wormy10

G-unot wrote:get off initial ds small sack if he has one u punk bitch ass hoe ass dick in da booty ass corn syrup eatin ass mutha fucka
(wormy has worms.....aka hes gay)

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