Artest wants to box Big Ben for 10 mill

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Postby Matt on Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:58 am

if you do win, you still won't "kick the shit" out of us.
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Postby dan_suth on Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:30 am

you gotta be joking Indy... Ben Wallace would fucking annihilate Artest in a boxing match !

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Postby Indy on Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:56 am

dan_suth wrote:you gotta be joking Indy... Ben Wallace would fucking annihilate Artest in a boxing match !


I guess you don't understand. Ron is a boxer, his dad was a professional, he has training. He would beat anyone in the league in a boxing match. Yes, that includes other Pacers. :roll:
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Postby Rip32 on Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:58 am

Indy wrote:I really hope all you pistons fans are still on the board when we kick the shit out of you this year.



Well Indy in the 2 years the Pistons have Kncked the Pacers out of the playoffs your the only Pacers Fan left on this board. There are only like 3-4 actual Pistons fans on here.

o and Benji would win... :lol:
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Postby J@3 on Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:45 am

He would beat anyone in the league in a boxing match.


:lol: :lol: :lol: put it back in your pants, Kendall Gill would knock him out in the first round.
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Postby The Other Kevin on Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:00 am

Rip32 wrote:
Indy wrote:I really hope all you pistons fans are still on the board when we kick the shit out of you this year.



Well Indy in the 2 years the Pistons have Kncked the Pacers out of the playoffs your the only Pacers Fan left on this board. There are only like 3-4 actual Pistons fans on here.

o and Benji would win... :lol:





That got me thinking, who would win: Benji or Andrew?
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Postby J@3 on Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:07 am

Ben would hit Andrew with his calculator, but by the time he calculates the distance of his next punch multiplied by ppm (punches per minute) divided by the pain it would inflict x pi, Andrew could get him.
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Postby Jackal on Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:24 am

And we all know how Andrew fights.

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Edit: Actually, it'd be more like this:

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Postby The Other Kevin on Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:26 am

Jae wrote:Ben would hit Andrew with his calculator, but by the time he calculates the distance of his next punch multiplied by ppm (punches per minute) divided by the pain it would inflict x pi, Andrew could get him.





Then Benji'll confuse him with a rambling on how overrated Jordan is. :lol:
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Postby Indy on Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:35 am

Jae wrote:
He would beat anyone in the league in a boxing match.


:lol: :lol: :lol: put it back in your pants, Kendall Gill would knock him out in the first round.


Yeah because Kendall Gill is in the league right?

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Postby J@3 on Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:41 am

Well, he wants to be in the league.. either way, Ron Artest would not beat anyone in the league. I'd guarantee that he's not the only player in the entire NBA who is a "boxer"... which is a loose term, because Artest is a "basketballer" and does not box professionally. He's also a "rapper".
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Postby Indy on Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:44 am

Jae wrote:Well, he wants to be in the league


I'm pretty sure there are a lot of good boxers who want to be in the league, but that's not quite what I said.

Since when does Gill want to be in the league these days anyways? :lol:
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Postby J@3 on Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:31 pm

He was looking for a team, after he won his last boxing match. There's a thread about it from maybe a month ago. Your point is irrelevant because Gill isn't a boxer wanting to play in the NBA, he is a former NBA player looking for another team.
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Postby Indy on Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:33 pm

Jae wrote:Your point is irrelevant because Gill isn't a boxer wanting to play in the NBA


Your point is irrelevant because you're gay.
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Postby Mick on Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:18 pm

Your point is irrelevant because you're gay.


Best. answer. ever.

LOL! :D

Relax everyone. It doesn't matter. It's highly unlikely that the situation would ever occur, and even if it did you know that Larry Bird would be in there in an instant breaking them up. And they'd do it too because Bird is a machine. He's got the insides of Mr. Bean (see above) :D
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Postby J@3 on Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:52 pm

Indy wrote:
Jae wrote:Your point is irrelevant because Gill isn't a boxer wanting to play in the NBA


Your point is irrelevant because you're gay.


:lol: yeah, Eddie Gill sends his love. Take your loss like a man, bitch.

That is man... bitch. Not to be confused with Man bitch, which is something entirely different
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Postby shadowgrin on Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:35 pm

Mick wrote:Best. answer. ever.

No it wasn't.
Jae wrote:
Indy wrote:
Jae wrote:Your point is irrelevant because Gill isn't a boxer wanting to play in the NBA


Your point is irrelevant because you're gay.


:lol: yeah, Eddie Gill sends his love. Take your loss like a man, bitch.

That is man... bitch. Not to be confused with Man bitch, which is something entirely different

Game. Set. Match. :lol:
You can do better, Indy, rather than calling someone "gay."
The Other Kevin wrote:That got me thinking, who would win: Benji or Andrew?

Betting is open right now. :cool:
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Postby Matt on Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:15 pm

lol, @ Artest. I'd love to see him go at Ben Wallace, K-mart, Shaq....

look, he's an AMATEUR at best. Other guys are superior in size and strength and whatever boxing advantage Artest goes down the crapper.
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Re: Zinged

Postby Indy on Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:39 pm

shadowgrin wrote:
Mick wrote:Best. answer. ever.

No it wasn't.
Jae wrote:
Indy wrote:
Jae wrote:Your point is irrelevant because Gill isn't a boxer wanting to play in the NBA


Your point is irrelevant because you're gay.


:lol: yeah, Eddie Gill sends his love. Take your loss like a man, bitch.

That is man... bitch. Not to be confused with Man bitch, which is something entirely different

Game. Set. Match. :lol:
You can do better, Indy, rather than calling someone "gay."


Um... I was just kidding. I'm sorry I don't feel the need to be serious all the time and try to win this ridiculous argument.

But you're right. I got totally pwned, like OMG.
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Postby Stevesanity on Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:03 pm

Im still waiting to see K-Mart beat up Tim Thomas. :|

Just wondering, whats it with the Pacers always having a guy that loves to fight. Reggie and now Ron's taking over well actually he took over since day one and after Reggie was diagnosed with Anorexia...or was Reggie always anorexic or do his jumbo sized ears give him the illusion of looking like a stick.

Fight between Ben Wallace and Ron Artest, well considering the sort of sissy boy push Big Ben made and that knockeroo Artest put on that Detroit fan Id say Artest will probably win in Round 2 by T.K.O.

Id like to see a fight between Rasheed Wallace and Ron Artest, the two biggest headcases in the league going at each other...now thats TV. (y)
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Postby Rip32 on Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:05 am

Jae wrote:Ben would hit Andrew with his calculator, but by the time he calculates the distance of his next punch multiplied by ppm (punches per minute) divided by the pain it would inflict x pi, Andrew could get him.


Not punches per minute, Punches per 48 mins. :lol:
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