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Postby Impose on Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:37 pm

Since this offseason has been so boring, some paid journalists have turned to basically making up crap ("LA is close to getting KG")

So, I thought we should all have a go at flinging some unsubstanciated rumours around...

Ive got a couple...

1. Shaun Livingston's afro is there so he can hide and smuggle crack into the locker rooms!

2. Ben Wallace sunk a free throw this off season....

3. Tim Duncan was spotted not looking goofy.....
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Postby Matthew on Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:48 pm

Jackal will only retire 3 times...
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Postby J@3 on Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:58 pm

Shaquille O'Neal's goal weight can only be measured in metric tonnes.
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Postby Indy on Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:26 am

Ron Artest helped 235 old ladies cross the street.
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Postby Jackal on Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:42 am

Jackal will only retire 3 times...

:lol:

I can confirm that this is a myth. Totally untrue. I'm too young to leave the game. Oh wait, nevermind, I'm not Jordan.

Hmm, now to go draft a bust...
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Postby Isaiah on Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:48 am

kobe bryant said he will not attempt a field goal!!! :lol:
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Postby cyanide on Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:51 am

With Kareem as his mentor, Bynum is projected to surpass Moses Malone's single season rookie rebounding record.
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Postby Indy on Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:26 am

cyanide wrote:With Kareem as his mentor, Bynum is projected to surpass Moses Malone's single season rookie rebounding record.


I thought his mentor was Hakeem! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rip32 on Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:13 am

There are reports out of Detroit that the rare "Darko Milicic" was sighted at a local 7-11 thursday night...

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Postby Doobie on Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:29 am

Sam Cassel got plastic surgery!!
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Postby air gordon on Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:39 am

kobe bryant is straight
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Postby Anthony15 on Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:43 am

I heard that Dwyane Wade made the 2033 NBA Cover!Keep it up young man...i mean...retired one by 2033 :)
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Postby PHX4ever on Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:08 am

I heard that Kevin Willis is not gonna retire he feels pretty comfortable and will play until he is 50 years old!!!
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Postby Anthony15 on Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:03 am

Michael Jordan decided to play for the Hornets for the next 2 years.
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Postby Cable on Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:10 am

The Toronto Raptors are going to win a special championship by losing all 82 games.



I'm a Raptors fan thorugh and through, but they suck
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Postby Matthew on Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:33 am

Cable Guy wrote:The Toronto Raptors are going to win a special championship by losing all 82 games.



I'm a Raptors fan thorugh and through, but they suck


Haha, the special championship :crazy:
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Postby The Game on Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:57 am

Shaq, out of shape. (get used to it Miami) :crazy:
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Postby Isaiah on Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:04 am

if the Lakers dotn finish better than the 26-24 record that they had last year before All-Star Weekend, Phil's gonna quit! :D
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Postby Malfa on Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:20 pm

Kobes gonna try to rape newly acquired Andrew Bynum and Bynum will tell you all about it on his xanga!
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Postby Kobe101 on Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:38 pm

Kobe Bryant in trade talk with Clippers?
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Postby Cable on Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:39 pm

The :lol: smiley is not needed. This is a serious thread.
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Postby The Game on Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:19 pm

The Potland Jailblazers start training camp.
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Postby Cloudy on Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:38 pm

Larry Brown being sarcastic saying Allan Houston was their best player last season :roll:
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Postby Mikki on Sat Oct 01, 2005 2:01 pm

Cloudy wrote:Larry Brown being sarcastic saying Allan Houston was their best player last season :roll:


that is after watching Allan Houston's NBA Instructional Guide.
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Postby MaD_hAND1e on Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:10 pm

Charlie Villanueva has signed a deal as the spokesperson of Propecia.

Teh Green wrote:
Cloudy wrote:Larry Brown being sarcastic saying Allan Houston was their best player last season :roll:


that is after watching Allan Houston's NBA Instructional Guide.


Apparently, Larry Brown showed H20 the Antonio McDyess Instructional guide DVD: Life after knee surgery.
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