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Yohance is freestyling versus....

Postby Wall St. Peon on Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:53 pm

Me. :D We had a freestyle battle in my room tonight, it was funny as hell, and I told Yohance about it so we started mucking around in MSN...here's the *unedited* freestyle stuff we did. I even cut out the parts where he said that I won. :D There IS profanity in it, so kids, close your eyes. :D

Oh, for those of you that know, I'm "Satan gave me a taco" and Yohance is Thug Mentality.

Enjoy, some of the stuff really sucks, but there's some of it that's funny :P

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
they call me big green..my rhymes bang yo gut n' spleen...fuck yah head up like a bean..best be on my team when you face off..i'm callin yah out bluff..you ain't nothin but a powder puff fluff

Satan Gave Me a Taco says:
I may be white but my rhymes still tight, I knock out your light, but still you wanna fight? fuck your bitch, get me rich, slit your wrist, you still wanna diss? look, you choke, your folks broke, your rhymes ain't nuthing but a fuckin joke, here I go, this you know, I got rhymes you ain't heard before your pants saggin, you think your chain bangin, but what the fuck do you figure, you can't freestyle as good as jigga you think you thugging, last night I be mugging, you and your bitch, what you figure, you ain't no thug, you ain't no nigga

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
aigh't white..i exact my fight..beat down is your plight..what gives yah the right?..wanna step to this..leave yah pissed with this diss...oops..pass and a miss..excuse me please..each word just a tease..i come at you strong cause u just a breeze..blow..wath my flow..watch my skills grow...leave u runnin scared bro

Satan Gave Me a Taco says:
so I be tight, I'll end this fight with a little diss and you're dismissed, so I fuck it up and fuck you up, here, take the mike

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
shane wait for my say/down n' pray..today will be the day/i slay all weak mc's this way/see where i cum from/mum's the word when i come down/whipe off that frown/sniff bark like a hound..and pitch from the mound...illest rhymer is what u found

Satan Gave Me a Taco says:
hold on...

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
ok

Satan Gave Me a Taco says:
alright, fire away

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
satan gave me a taco...god gave um a whack flow..fuckin with a silly ho..when these niggas gon learn to grow..some balls..fist to fist brawls make you hit the walls of yah school halls..where amma go with this..fuckin bliss ..when you get dismissed with my hits i spit..fuckin with a ill witt in this shit..dang nigga..git!

Satan Gave Me a Taco says:
satan gave me a taco, god gave me jack shit, but in that taco satan gave me the gift to spit

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
mae um throw you on..tell that fool get gone...even though i done won..no time for a pun..no time to talk abouit fakes guns n' crap..each word a master peice of rap..it's all a trap..and fall well..bloody hell..leave you under my lyrical spell..full power i weild..using your face as a shield ..your face gets peeled with my knife..damn near strife..tryin to rap?..just wasting yo life

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
make*

Satan Gave Me a Taco says:
the guacomole rips a hole in your chest, the salsa gives me the shit to spit and be the best, but what you got makes me wanna spit, naw, makes me wanna shit, down your throat cuase that'd help your flow, you blow, so I'ma send you to hell, you fell, maybe satan'll give ya a taco, too, cause if you had that, your raps might not have blew

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
damn i'm shit tonight..lol

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
you won man

Satan Gave Me a Taco says:
you so stupid you can't tell differences, you can't spell so I spell in different dimensions, watch and learn I display the style you yearn to have but can't because you're wack, I watch what you say and just turn my back, I kick your ass with my rhymes, it saves me the time of kicking yo ass and killing yo ass with a blast, cause I don't need a gun to make you run cause I can blast your ass with fast flowing raps

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
situations and interpritations of a broader spectrum of existance...these are the words i spit on an instance while you are ostentacious ...and flauntin to skills...xtc pills give you thrills when you feelin ills..don't got the will to take me on..get bent..my rhymes opulent..circumvent...fold you up like a tent..get this shit i meant...your rhymes is words i lent

Satan Gave Me a Taco says:
ohhh, big words for such a little turd, showing off your vocab don't mean ya can rap cause the context is shit, and you can't rhyme like I can, ya pathetic little man, I'm on x then you on crack, and like a whore you beg for the pimp smack, so here I am with words that kill, words that show you how ill I spill my rhymes on my xtc pills, so here you go you little bitch, here's the mike, let's see if you can switch

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
knock yah out like a pugalist specialist/get pissed cause you just got dissed..hit and miss/feel this/i cum at you hard/blowin this place up with a shrapnel shard/retard/can't comprehend my shit/every word is a hit i spit/fuckin with a ill whit/mainstream rhymes you bit/need to be home with grandma n' nit

Satan Gave Me a Taco says:
you cum at me, you faggot ass, I got more class than hugh the rabbit man, and like em I run like rabbits and show you my habbits of cuttin' niggas into bits, I can switch, you mainstream, thats' right, but you ain't on the level of ludacris, so watch your flows that fuckin blow get ripped apart by raps that spark the crowd to noise that show you boy that I gots what it takes to show ya who's paid the cost to be the boss, but you're to broke and you choke so I got the skills and the bills to drop like bombs on your ass as I gets the cash and the title of them all, get on the ground, you little fuck, I'm done, that's all, no sound yeah, I smug cause I know I won, when you the best you got arro-gance, cause I got pride, you ain't got shit, just watch you hide as I spit so come on bitch, I'm listening to this, you ain't got nothing for me, I'm rolling while you strolling, struggling, for rhymes and raps while I show you who the man and who just talks crap

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
shane i don't fuck/fucking duck...amma pluck/ run you over with my truck while you duck/ str8 bang to you gut!/ i spit on you nasty like smut/think you smug?/ah bury you under my rug like a bug/i'm a big lug..and i rhyme good/str8 from the hood is where i stood when you get gott/damn my shit's hot/what you though?/first round warm up/drink from my lyrical cup/your stuff's flop..now get ready to get drop

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
don't need beats to do huge feats...my clique's feet stomp you neat..nasty to the core...thought you knew yo mamma was ...oh no..let's not go there..i still strut my stuff with a flare..into your gut with a tear..whats that you hear?..blood spilled...get your stomach filled..tiz what god willed..your lyrical murder...take this shit no further..what you heard uh?..got'cha..watch'cha back.. just a snack..and i'mm show yah who truely wack

Satan Gave Me a Taco says:
oh, you bring my moms to the table? that's cause you ran out of shit, you fuckin' fable, come on, that's shit, but since you brings my mom up, I hope you know yours likes it in the butt, she's a slut, loves that shit, she don't spit, now I know where you got it from, cause you swallow cum, and can't spit rhymes, you choke and swallow, your rhymes are hollow, I can see right through, which is why I'm done with this bitch, and you crew

=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
shane is the name for true pain..bust every vain in your main...hop on my train...every drop drained..you on the fast lane..and i spit it out to every grain..it's plain and simple..you pimple..i be cute as a dimple...wee willy winkle..yo mamma suck it even when i tinkle...even nursey rhymes...the lyics chimes on yah mine..why whine that i won?..real guns get it done..this shit's for fun..but damn you better run

Satan Gave Me a Taco says:
"shane the pain," you must be insane, I heard that in third grade! so what the crap, your shit is whack, rhyming my name? well, fuck, look at this: shane pain mane lane dane crane...a fuckin' child could do that, so what's the point, your shit is whack? this I know, you fuckin' quack so watch the show as I flow and go and show these kids who to watch spit and show how to show some whack mcs that they ain't shit and on and on and on I go so come on man, let it flow, I know you gots it, but you're stuck and fucked by my words flowing from my dome straight off my head, I'll make you dead with my lyrical style that is completely vile I gots you beat, knkocked you off your feet if we ever meet you won't be able to speak, you'll choke on the mike and then just in spite I'll spit on your face, but that won't be rhymes, only your crew and a gun can save you in time, so don't even bother, don't call your father, don't call your mother (oh god I love her), just let it go, let if flow, and let me show you who's the real pro

-=::THUG MENTALITY::=- says:
quack from a duck..chickencs go cluck cluck...fool what the fuck? my words slide like a hockey puck..you not even worth a buck...amma run a muck on you mess..you got half a brain..where the rest?..god's bit to your bless..an every bullt will hit yo chest..what a fuckin mess..i got yah taco...light up a dro...what crappy flow...where's yo mamma for that blow.

Satan Gave Me a Taco says:
aw, bite your tongue, this ain't even fun, come on man, I got my gun, I watch you run, so rhyming my name was pretty damned lame I mean it's easy to rhyme shane, like shane the brain, cause I got that right here, just watch as my rhymes flow off my dome, they chase you away and send you right home, you site on your ass as I spit and they laugh, so fast I spit your cornrows explode
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Postby Rens on Wed Apr 02, 2003 1:07 am

I think it was a draw.
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Postby Dert on Wed Apr 02, 2003 2:51 am

I'm on x then you on crack, and like a whore you beg for the pimp smack


Hehehe... that's the best line!
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Postby BIG GREEN on Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:16 am

To be honest...i think he won. We got round 2 later though. :P
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Postby Colin on Wed Apr 02, 2003 3:14 pm

Hands down for Shane.
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Postby Bill Russell on Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:27 pm

lol... I won. I laughed a lot reading this.
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Postby Hollywood Hulk Hogan on Thu Apr 03, 2003 3:35 pm

u are so cool enan.....what are u, some english lecturer trying to be the next hot karl or something. man i bet u didn't know what a battle was til 8 mile.
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Postby Colin on Thu Apr 03, 2003 3:44 pm

WOW :shock: Starting a flame with his first post. That must be some kind of record.
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Postby Wall St. Peon on Thu Apr 03, 2003 5:18 pm

u are so cool enan.....what are u, some english lecturer trying to be the next hot karl or something. man i bet u didn't know what a battle was til 8 mile.


I'm an English major, actually, and I have over 300 poems so I know something about the language...I watched a free style battle the night Yohance and I did this whole thing, that's what started it in the first place. I'm also a rap afficianado who listens to people who have rhythm and flow and also substance, guys who don't just rap about bitches, blunts, and forties...

As for you, have a nice - short - stay at the NLSC...if you keep up the flaming, that is...
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Postby Hollywood Hulk Hogan on Thu Apr 03, 2003 6:09 pm

afficianado


its afficionado
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Postby Wall St. Peon on Thu Apr 03, 2003 11:25 pm

afficionado


so I made a spelling error at 2 am...whoopidee doo!
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Postby Rens on Fri Apr 04, 2003 12:27 am

How dare you Shane! :evil:
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Postby slipknot on Fri Apr 04, 2003 8:55 am

It's not like that Hogan foo' could do much better anyway.
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Postby J@3 on Tue May 24, 2005 7:50 pm

Inducted 24/May/2005.
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