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[Jugs]

Walker Texas Ranger dude = Chuck Norris

He is da ultim8 pwn

[shadowgrin]

Why turtles then? Couldn't they be mongooses?

Guy1: You're high.
Guy2: Hell yea.

Ninjaburger , forgot about that.
They're freaky turtles, why would they cover their mouths? They can use that freaky appearance to scare their enemies. Using fear as their weapon, like Batman!

More random stuff:
1. Will Jet Li and Jackie Chan ever do a movie together?
2. Why does Jackie Chan only make shitty movies now? (Medallion, Around the world in 80 days.)
3. Do people who watch cartoons really prefer the dubbed versions over subtitles?
4. Can we have a movie with Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Stephen Chow, Tony Ja and Walker Texas Ranger dude?
5. Has the Walker Texas Ranger dude ever shown up as a guest in Conan? That would hilarious. If not, why not? Does he even star/play an extra in any movie/show now?

1. No, Jackie Chan is afraid that Jet Li will kick his ass.
2. He's old and in need of money or he's exploring his acting range?
3. Subtitles, definitely. Dubbing are for people who are too lazy and slow to read.
4. No, everyone is afraid that Jet Li will kick all of their asses.
5. Have respect for Chuck Norris instead of calling him "Walker Texas Ranger dude".

He is da ultim8 pwn

Chuck Norris is the only one who has the cajones to star as the main villain in a Bruce Lee film when all of the other martial artists that Bruce Lee contacted backed out for the film Way of the Dragon.

[Bang]

Yet he fits the character so well! It gets confusing!

[FendeR`]

I think whoever came up with milking a cow is pretty weird. "Let's squeeze these dangling things and see what comes out". That never ceases to make me think.

[shadowgrin]

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Anyone of you ever played Counterstrike? This pic reminds me of it. TERRORIST DOWN!

[cyanide]

I think that image will be removed due to the graphic excessiveness, and perhaps the infringement of forum rules

I don't know about you, but I'd rather have my own damn health care where I can cover myself and my family at my own cost where I can pick my own plan and my own company. The Canada health care sucks and so does America's but America's fits my preference best.

We do have our own Health Care plan. I only pay $5 for medication that costs $55 or something, and appointments with the family doctor is always within a week and is completely free. I really don't see where you get the "Canada health care sucks" because it's fantastic where I live. Maybe it doesn't apply to other provinces, who knows?

[Jona]

How could you "accidently" pop it!
You should go to the doctor Cy, get that shit checked out.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

or call Health Link and talk to a registered nurse within a minute (24/7) for free

That sound like a phone sex line...

I think whoever came up with milking a cow is pretty weird. "Let's squeeze these dangling things and see what comes out". That never ceases to make me think.

I highly doubt that was one man's idea. Probably someone noticed that the little ones squeeze their mother's tits and voila! It's milk!!! 'Now how do we reproduce that natural process?' And the era of cow-milking thus began...

[Cable]

Health care in Ontario's good. There's a shortage of doctors, but meh, who cares. Btw, I haven't looked at this thread since last night (some 15 hours ago), and then there was maybe 45 posts, now there's 80+! What the hell happened?

[Riot]

Me and some friends went to the Minnesota State Fair today but we had to leave early (some friends had to work this afternoon) but we're going to go back Wednesday and stay even longer.

[Colin]

5. Has the Walker Texas Ranger dude ever shown up as a guest in Conan? That would hilarious. If not, why not? Does he even star/play an extra in any movie/show now?

Yup.

[Cable]

Okay, this is really bugging me. How do you make a word a link ^^? I know how, but I can't remember.

[Riot]

[url=link]text[/url]

[Cable]

Grrrrr. . . can't make it work . . .

[Riot]

NBA!!!

[Cable]

Did it!
Kept trying to do [http://www.nbaliveforums.com/sutra374379.php#374379=link] instead of [url=http://www.nbaliveforums.com/sutra374379.php#374379]
What an idiot . . .

[Jona]

Anyone can make a mistake.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

The Pope might say otherwise...

[J@3]

I am the Owl.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

I am the Owl.

Good for you. probably.

[COOLmac©]

Cyanide have you checked our spider thread before?if that didnt get you spook then you must be going nuts! Health care or nothing have that earlobe checked for senses sake

[Jackal]

But then she walked into the room and suddenly out of nowhere...ninja's came into sight. Man, I was so terrified. Then they like took her left leg from behind her and shoved it up her ass. At first I was scared, after that it started looking kinda kinky.

When they started giving me looks, I ran away.

Pigeons ought to die.

Wisdom_Kid's a dipshit.

[SkipToMy_Lou]

Playing in a school organised basketball tournament on Thursday, where the 6 best teams from the Western Suburbs play...don't know why the hell our school was chose we have a terrible squad.

Anyone at the school is valid to play, so we would have a good team IF 4 of our year 12's didn't get suspended from all sporting events for a brawl in last years tournament.

So now our team consists of 5 year 11's (the year I'm in, they all suck apart from me and this other 6"6 guy) and 5 other little midgets who are useless from years 9 & 10.

I tip that we'll lose by at least 40 points in all 5 games, will post here later on Thursday night

[Bang]

5. Has the Walker Texas Ranger dude ever shown up as a guest in Conan? That would hilarious. If not, why not? Does he even star/play an extra in any movie/show now?

Yup.

AWESOME!!

[COOLmac©]

here's 20 second of randomness......

i hate late nights shows. they dont get me sleepy. the warm hug and the chuging of whiskey is really making me feel oh so hot. damn i hate late nights shows