NLSC Freestyle Semi Finals: XianeX vs Cyanide.

[Jackal_]

Guess im battlin against a ghost/
as he cant be seen/
anyway woulda lost/
as he 'play' wit a boy like he Mike Jackson age thirteen/
got people dissin tha name/
even tho im tha best/
all other threads turnin into a flame/
and the blame is past to the rest/
know as a spamma/
here and there/
but most of ya type like u from alabama/
and yall dont care/
this thread is the worst rap collab eva/
next 2 v. ice/
and yall will get betta neva/
you drya than ice/

I've seen a kid with tourrettes syndrome and a wooden leg drop better rhymes. I give that a -4 out of 10.

[The X]

I vote for him too, his rhymes seem to flow smoother than MJ's. Then again, I am not a judge so I'll just shutup now.

with the obvious disappearance of G.O.A.T. (Canada, eh?) and Ruff Ryder (cyanide's mum, eh?), I appoint Jackal an "interim" judge....

and legend, if you don't mind, you can step in as an "interim" judge as well, that brings us back up to 3 judges, at least until the other 2 fellas get back into the mix....

therefore, Ironman (luv the name, reminds me of a fav Black Sabbath song ) wins....

next up is Sit vs Fender....can a mod please edit title to reflect this....after that matchup, the 1st Round will be completed after a delayed Mazz vs Worm matchup....

let's see what you got Sit, as I've got a feeling that Fender is going to take you to the cleaners....I feel some sitting jokes coming, but we'll see soon enough

[Jugs]

Mj's was pretty bad, I'm disappointed not loseing my worst freestyle award

Big Fender and Sit, whoah, fun time

[Stevesanity]

Cyanide's the Eminem of the NLSC and I currently look like the Nelly of the NLSC, damn I hold my head in shame right now.

Just so you know battle rap doesnt have to rhyme to be good, freestyle needs to rhyme. Battle rap has very little rhyming needed.

Rhyming equals (freestyle, east coast rap, west coast rap etc[most genres])
Ex :

Rule which car heart, gun powder stains
Smellin like trees, set some mill on the brain
Skeemin on ya girls, bamboozled on ya chain

Battle rap
Ex :
Every word you state erbody sick of,
who do you think u r, tupac or 50,
you dont know da difference cause u're brain be good as p did his daddy,
the only fear u get is from your daughter,
cause u beat her up thinkin she was your fuckin wife.
remember her the one that sucked me 24/7 for 24 nites.

Another Ex :

What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage

Good luck, Im officially cheering Eminide from now on.

[Jackal]

I don't mind acting like a judge temporarily, no hard feelings orso MJ but I too give the nod to Cyanide.

Title edited to Sit vs Fender.

[PiksS]

nice rhymes cyanide , i better don`t fuck with u

[FendeR`]

let's see what you got Sit, as I've got a feeling that Fender is going to take you to the cleaners

Are you sure you'd bet money on that. Anyway.


Hey Sit, you might as well just stay wherever you're at
Your posts makes me want to go up the side of your head with a baseball bat
I'm runnin' way ahead, breakin' out of the pack
While your stumblin', tumblin', fumblin' at the back of the track

I don't want to hear all your wack shit
Whatever you say I'll just bash it
I'm tired of hearin' you ask it
When I'm rhymin' just blast it

Why the hell are you bandwagoning
Horry and the San Antonio Spurs
I guess that you were hoping
He's more into "He's" than "Her's"

Fine, I'm done with this
This stupid contest is over
And for you to win
Well, you're gonna need a four leaf clover


White as ever, wiggers in the house.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Hey, that was nice... I liked the four leaf clover part...

[cyanide]

lol, thanks Stevesanity and pikkS, but I think there's some other rappers that are better than me, but I appreciate the kind words.

Hey, that was nice... I liked the four leaf clover part...

I think my first rap was a source of inspiration for him

Two minute diets, breast implants, everlasting life?
What the fuck is going on there at the Bay site?
And, uh sir, what's up with the four leaf clovers?
Boston and Austin ain't Cali, stupid pushover,
Schwarzenegger's an actor and bodybuilder for life,
But running your state? What is he, Jaesus Christ?

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

I think my first rap was a source of inspiration for him

Hey, Cy, maybe you can be the first Canadian white rapper... are there any black Canadian rappers, BTW?

[Ataraxia]

great thread, the NLSC has been taken over by the rap crowd...even the rock crowd has merged together into the one big happy rap family.

[FendeR`]

Me and Cy are like Eminem and 50 (I'm 99% sure I'm whiter than cyanide, so I'm problem Em )

[cyanide]

Hey, Cy, maybe you can be the first Canadian white rapper... are there any black Canadian rappers, BTW?

I hate rap and I would never do a rapping career (:P to all of you wiggers ) I think there was a black rapper... Choclair, I believe.

great thread, the NLSC has been taken over by the rap crowd...even the rock crowd has merged together into the one big happy rap family.

Not really... at least I hope not. There's a rock thread somewhere but it's just a matter of reviving it I'm pretty sure the highest percentage of NBA followers listen to rap, anyway. Btw, I forgot your former nickname, but are you the guy from Sri Lanka?

Me and Cy are like Eminem and 50 (I'm 99% sure I'm whiter than cyanide, so I'm problem Em)

Although I'm not albino, I'm sure Legend can tell you how white I am

[FendeR`]

Although I'm not albino, I'm sure Legend can tell you how white I am

Or rather, how white your mom is.

[cyanide]

If you make it far enough, you wouldn't want to face me in the conference finals

[tsbarbee2002]

Just saw this topic
Thought i'd drop a couple bars ( think of it as an audition for the next rap battle)

I spit fire only Hades would know about
glock in my stash haters only claim to know about
and i speak from the heart, im as real as they come
jackasses line up against me and they looking straight dumb
Im damn near worldwide, my flows been heard
yall fin ta follow this s&#@ like yall follow the Word
only thing im loyal to is bread and my kin
don't know what bread is white guys? ask ya black friend

[COOLmac©]

can C-mac do an adlib thing to appreciate all the happenins here?

here he goes

whoa C-mac digs and C-mac wigs
got no time to listen to all diz shits
but as time passes by, he read some
quiet impress with all you young one
he knows some can rap some just crap
all he got to do is do some silent clap
most noted was cyanide's phrases
kicking everyones butt in many diffey places
yet as C-mac stops and C-mac hops
would like to give thanks to all who flops
this place needs pretty lovin and care fo
cause if you aint down with it den yer a big FO!


okay sorry to waste all yer time

[Fresh8]

Will I Am but don’t wanna copy the name
Wannabe pimp, Ima gonna shoot to fame
But I ain’t got no money, people feel my pain
When I see no bling, my tears flow like rain
I’m in this N L S C freestyle game
My rap is slow, I ain’t got no flow
All I know is it won’t make no dough
Befo’ you write me off, listen to me
And then you’ll see, I’m an Azn MC!

I gotta message for Duffman,
A K A Fender
You aint buff man, maybe ur even a different gender
Forfeit to me, you can’t win
I’ll lead this comp from start to fin

So you tell me bad english deserves a ban
Go read about the bet, I aint a Spurs fan
I'm not bandwagoning, only forced to
I lost a bet, wearing the signature, I've been forced to
Go read the post, proving you a fool
Fender should be banned if there was such a rule

People think I’m cocky, immature
They call me a spastic, I stink like cow manure
All the words they describe me don’t get no truer
I know that I’m at least a lil bit cooler, than what y’all think of me
Matter of fact, what do you think of me?
Do you think I’m as easy a target
As what my man; Kobe can be?
If you gonna have that mentality
You better inspect your brain’s capacity
1, 2, 3, c’mon man, you wit me G?
Break away from the hate, this will be your fate
All the hatred only makes you go irate
Don’t get swayed by the popularity,
Of the way people think and try to abusin’ me,

I’m trying to be like Will Smith, squeaky clean
Get my message across in a G rated thing
I have won, you have lost
And you don’t need to reply at any cost
Give me the privilege of the second round
An asian prodigy, you have found.
People, you can run, but you can’t hide
From what is known as AZN Pride, yo!

[Stevesanity]

Did you get that from a Jin track, eh Sit?
Id give the win to Sit although I suspect some copyright fraud involved.
Wait Im not a judge.

[Fresh8]

Hell no, I wrote this all by myself! And trust me, I know Jin is a freestyle rapper but i've never heard any of him! If you really want to know... I was in this rtap battle with a friend at school.. cause we were sorta mocking rap in ozland... cause everyone loves rock and i wrote my own lyrics.. these ones. (I lost cause i cant rap but i guess im ok at writing.)

EDIT: I'm a R n B and Hip Hop fan.. not rap so any tips on how to improve are apprciated!

[The X]

hmm....yeah, this was a bit of a toss-up....it's always tougher to lead out and Fender did a pretty decent job....meanwhile Sit had the easier task of rebuttal....

Fender loses marks for the Horry and Spurs call, only due to the fact that I knew that he lost that NBA Finals bet....if you're going to use something, then you better hope there is some backing to it, even if Sit does want Big Shot Rob to be into "his'" rather than "her's"

in the end, I'm going to give this one to Sit....I think the extra verse or so he did made the difference....Fender, I found yours didn't pack enough punch....if you're going shoot first, you better shoot them down hard, otherwise you're a sitting duck so to speak....I just think Sit's just had more pHLo, but what would you expect anything less from an AzN ghetto kid?!?

although I must say I did enjoy this bit Fender

Hey Sit, you might as well just stay wherever you're at
Your posts makes me want to go up the side of your head with a baseball bat
I'm runnin' way ahead, breakin' out of the pack
While your stumblin', tumblin', fumblin' at the back of the track

that was nice....shame you didn't follow on from this, otherwise you woulda knocked Sit out of the park

better luck next time....

other judges' verdicts please

[IronMan]

Over 30 lines?

[Fresh8]

Yeah, disqualify me if you must! I wrote like 40+ lines...

[Jackal_]

and legend, if you don't mind, you can step in as an "interim" judge as well, that brings us back up to 3 judges, at least until the other 2 fellas get back into the mix....

Sure thing man I'd be happy to help

[Jackal]

I preferred Sit's although I think Fender would've had his groove going had Sit gone first.

Alas that wasn't the case so my vote goes to Sit.