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My mom took GTA:SA away

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My mom took GTA:SA away

Postby Mazzocchi on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:05 am

I bought the game with my dad, my mom didn't know. She doesn't really like violent stuff. At all. So, I was with my dad playing when my mom came home early. I was about to turn it off but she saw me and told me not to. She wanted to see what it was like and what I was trying to hide. So I started playing, trying to keep it clean. But I slipped. I ran over someone. I just ran over one little hooker and my mom got scared and said "You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air!" I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looking at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Postby Jackal on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:08 am

Ehm, why did you just recite the Fresh Princes' Theme song? :?
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:08 am

Okay, I'm confused. Where does the truth stop and where does the fiction start? :lol:

Unless it's your version of an e-novel...
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Postby Mazzocchi on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:10 am

http://boards.ign.com/the_vestbule/b5296/72659304/p1
:roll: :)
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:12 am

What is so funny about this thread? I'm confused.


Ditto. :?
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Postby Riot on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:12 am

I thought that was pretty funny :lol:
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Postby Jackal on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:19 am

Ok, even after you posted that thread, I still don't see the humor in it. Is it something only 12 year old bed wetters understand?
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Postby Heiks on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:20 am

That confuses me even more. Is that your post at the other forum? Is it true? Anyways GTA SA is just evil, your mom is right, oyu might turn into a wannabe gangsta serial killer...

And I ain't even going to mention the "Hot Coffe" mod...



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Postby Cloudy on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:22 am

Im confused...Im trying to figure out if it's funny or not...lol
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Postby Its_asdf on Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:05 am

Those guys on the IGN boards were laughing so hard... But I honestly don't see what's so funny about it.
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Postby J@3 on Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:09 am

Dr. Funky wrote:Those guys on the IGN boards were laughing so hard... But I honestly don't see what's so funny about it.


They're probably even younger than the guys we get here.
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Postby Drex on Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:40 am

Wow...that was hilarious... :?
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Postby -BHZMAFIA- on Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:07 am

It wasn't even funny at all, I thought I was going to at least crack a smile :lol:
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Postby PiksS on Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:29 am

oookkkeeeyyy....atleast it was creativ (Y)
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Postby Kobe101 on Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:36 am

Then what happened?
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Postby Jona on Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:43 am

Que fome wn... (N) *yawn*
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Postby Blue Nugget on Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:28 am

I want 2 minutes of my life back plz.
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Postby FendeR` on Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:44 am

I was all prepared to laugh at Mazz, but this disappoints me :|
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Postby Riot on Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:56 am

Green Lantern wrote:I want 2 minutes of my life back plz.


It took you two minutes to read that little paragraph? :shock:
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Postby LeBron17 on Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:20 am

This thread should be locked.I don't see any useful information in this.And it's clearly not funny.I hate stupid threads like this.
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Postby cklitsie on Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:23 am

OMG Mazz, after your 2000th it's all downhill again? You stole a joke and not even a funny one..
LeBron17 wrote:This thread should be locked.I don't see any useful information in this.And it's clearly not funny.I hate stupid threads like this.
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Wow, you're just new here and already acting like a mod. :roll:
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Postby LeBron17 on Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:25 am

No i am not acting like mod.I talk the way it is,so peace bro :)
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Postby cklitsie on Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:38 am

LeBron17 wrote:No i am not acting like mod.I talk the way it is,so peace bro :)
Yes, you are and I hope with "peace bro" you're meaning that you're leaving. I hate you already, maybe because you write crazy as "grazy" which reminds me of someone... *cough*Frank Castle*cough*
Wasn't Frank Castle a LeBron fan? Time for an IP check maybe. :lol:
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Postby Old School Fool on Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:40 am

Being a Hardcore Fresh Prince Fan, I started laughing my ass off man, that was great.

When I saw the open up to the fresh prince song, I started dying.

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Postby cklitsie on Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:48 am

^^there's your proof Jae. :lol:
ps. sorry for 3 posts in 30 mins.
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