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Re: Heir(s) apparent...

Postby Ruff Ryder on Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:12 am

D-Weaver 99027 wrote:Hey guys, I only recently found out that I'm going to be the delighted ( probably ) father of a little boy and a little girl... The wife is having twins!!! :D :D :D

Haha, life is great... in about 4 months from now, my quest to seed the world with my genetic material will have commenced... :lol: :lol: :lol:

We'll give him a year. :wink:


Anyway, congrats, double the trouble lol. :P
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:20 am

shhh....not many people know my real name


You're a phillipino named Spencer... what, Budd Spencer??? :lol:
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Postby J@3 on Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:08 am

Are you going to make them NLSC regulars as soon as they can type? If so, will you let COOLmac within 500 kilometres of them?
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Postby Drex on Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:21 am

Andrew should make the "NLSC kinder garden" for Dweaver and Mac kids :lol:

Congrats, man. (Y) Do you have the names of the future babies??
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:32 am

Drex wrote:Andrew should make the "NLSC kinder garden" for Dweaver and Mac kids :lol:

Why not just NLSC Never Land? :lol:
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Postby J@3 on Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:34 am

Drex wrote:Andrew should make the "NLSC kinder garden" for Dweaver and Mac kids :lol:


Lol or just for COOLmac.
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Postby Rip32 on Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:36 am

congrats (Y)
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Postby Drex on Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:57 am

LMAO. Then we'll see Coolmac doing nose surgeries and going white :lol:
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:11 am

Are you going to make them NLSC regulars as soon as they can type? If so, will you let COOLmac within 500 kilometres of them?



They boy can handle himself... he'll have his dad's mean streak... 8-) :mrgreen:

As for the girl... where'd I put that chastity belt?


Do you have the names of the future babies??



here in Greece, tradition dictates that the first born son gets his grandfather's name, and teh first born girl her grandmother's name... Both grandparents are from the father's side...

So, according to that, the names will be 'Spyros' for the boy and 'Zoe' for the girl.

But I was always the family's tradition-breaker, so we'll see how it goes. Maybe I'll just wing it. :lol:

I'd let you propose some names, but the difference in language would prove huge.
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Postby Jackal_ on Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:15 am

Dweaver congratulations, "and may your first child be a masculine child." - Luca Brassi from The Godfather. :lol: Hope all goes well with the kids and the best of wishes :D

LMAO. Then we'll see Coolmac doing nose surgeries and going white


*picks up CoolMac's nose and puts it next to his 101 Kids names book*
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:19 am

Dweaver congratulations, "and may your first child be a masculine child."



I'ma stick my gun at the doc's face and say: "You better take care that you take the male out first, or ya'll be sleeping with da fishes... Capische? "
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Postby Riot on Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:01 am

Congrats dude
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Postby iG® on Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:03 am

And the doc will hopefully say "It's an offer I can't refuse!"
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Postby MaD_hAND1e on Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:49 am

D-Weaver 99027 wrote:I was in Cannes for two days... business stuff. BORING business stuff. I didn't get out of the hotel much. (N)


So you're saying that your quest to seed the world with my genetic material continues? :D
anyway, Congrats man.
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Postby Fresh8 on Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:04 am

Congrats Weaver... your life has only just started! If you get what I mean.. those little critters = $$$

Spyros sounds like a good name... Is it common over there?
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Postby Username123 on Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:34 am

WTF??? I thought you were 17 :shock: Anyway congrats (Y)
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Postby Jona on Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:42 am

Congrats Weaver, that is GREAT news!!! (Y) (Y) (Y)
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:50 am

So you're saying that your quest to seed the world with my genetic material continues?


YOUR genetic material... ? tell you what... if teh boy doesn't turn out to be the newest version of Adonis ar Narcissus, I'm coming after YOU... j/k :mrgreen:


those little critters = $$$



nah, that's a problem that I thankfully do not experience... I come from a relatively wealthy ( not rich, though ) family, plus I've been making goiod money mysef. The Porsche plan is still on...


Spyros sounds like a good name... Is it common over there?


Hmmm... I guess ... It's not like 'John' or anything, more like 'Jeff' in rarity....


WTF??? I thought you were 17 Anyway congrats



I am 17. And the wife is 14. She is biologically capable of giving birth. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Congrats Weaver, that is GREAT news!!!



Thanks, my young friend.... GREAT news indeed.... (Y) 8-)
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Postby COOLmac© on Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:42 am

whoa a twins my friend? :lol: HAPPY TIMES FOR YOU AND TO COME!!! (Y)

i think i'd die if the current issues i have will become twins :twisted:
10 days a counting and i'm pretty fucked up nervous still :evil: :cry: (N)
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:48 am

10 days a counting and i'm pretty fucked up nervous still


Ever hear of pregnancy tests? :idea:
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Postby COOLmac© on Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:52 am

i dont want to go there till the one month period of waiting.....might kill the suspense and all :lol: j/k........fuck my knees grew weaker by tha day....okay now enough of me....go on and enjoy your incoming twins (Y) 8-)
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:00 am

till the one month period of waiting


If she's late one month, then she's definitely pregnant. So go buy a test and make sure, dammit. :!:
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Postby COOLmac© on Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:03 am

okay doc :wink: :!:

i will after a month :P ...
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Postby cyanide on Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:54 pm

D-Weaver 99027 wrote:
congrats. I pity the twins...they'll grow up constantly feeling inferior to you 'cause they're younger

Yup, I'll keep reminding them till I pass... [booming voice]AGE TAKES PRECEDENCE!!![/booming voice]


Jae wrote:Are you going to make them NLSC regulars as soon as they can type? If so, will you let COOLmac within 500 kilometres of them?


ROFL!!! This thread is hilarious :lol:

Now on to the serious side... congrats on your twins! It must be exhilirating to be a father-to-be. Congrats to your wife too, and try to give her comfort as much as you can, because her task is no easy one!
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Postby Username123 on Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:16 pm

Is it true that if the baby doesnt come out where he is supposed to come out from, the doctors have to take it out of the anal?? I was watching Baby Stories (pregnant show) the doctor said something about the anal and the baby. I don't know if i heard wrong or is that a fact. PS. I know nothing about how women give birth...
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