Meet Jeffrey Jordan

by **maes** on Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:25 am

He's probably the only one who can say "yeah well my dad can beat your dad in basketball" realistically to anyone on the planet.

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He goes to my old high school!

by **BOSS** on Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:28 am

He has a left handed shot.

by **FendeR`** on Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:42 am

CB4 wrote:He has a left handed shot.

In other news, I ate 3 hot dogs today.

by **Its_asdf** on Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:54 am

In other news, I ate 3 hot dogs today.

Psh, that's all?

by **Jackal_** on Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:11 am

Wtf!! An Oliver Miller joke and I wasn't involved??? :lol:

I haven't seen Jeffrey Jordan play but would like to see some footage on him, imagine being MJ's son.. so much hoopla and hype surroundin you..

by **-BHZMAFIA-** on Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:15 am

It's_Asdf wrote:
Also Anthony Mason Jr. that plays his high school basketball in Memphis. He is one son that is alot better than his dad that use to play the game.

Really? How tall is his son and what position does he play?

He goes to Fairley High School, and we even beat his team during the Regional Tournaments amawuhahwhaha. He is 6'6" and 190 pounds and play SF.

by **AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy** on Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:20 am

He sure has his father's looks... which is not a very good thing all things considered...

by **Sauru** on Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:24 am

beau_boy04 wrote:I can't wait for this kid to come to the NBA. I have greats hopes and hoping that his father is teaching him the essentials and fundamentals of the game. If I was someone's father I would have like my children to be better than me.

i am not so sure he will even make the nba.

by **Jackal_** on Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:44 am

D-Weaver 99027 wrote:He sure has his father's looks... which is not a very good thing all things considered...

LMAO

yeh I don't think Anthony Mason's wife really worried about him cheating on her... ugly bastard :lol:

by **Amphatoast** on Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:37 am

Jae wrote:
He is going be a great basketball player in the future, just like MJ.

How on Earth did you come to that conclusion?

its just as stupid as saying patrick ewing jr will be as great as patrick ewing was.

by **air gordon** on Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:35 am

maybe juanita pulled a fast one on mj too...he looks like john salmons :lol:

by **cyanide** on Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:56 am

I'm more interested in seeing T.J. Kidd making it to the NBA. I saw him play when he was like 2 on his own miniature court with a small net and (I think actual sized ball) and the kid (pun intended) can dribble and shoot :shock:

If he decides to follow his father's footsteps, I can see T.J. Kidd playing in the NBA.

by **-BHZMAFIA-** on Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:09 am

cyanide wrote:I'm more interested in seeing T.J. Kidd making it to the NBA. I saw him play when he was like 2 on his own miniature court with a small net and (I think actual sized ball) and the kid (pun intended) can dribble and shoot If he decides to follow his father's footsteps, I can see T.J. Kidd playing in the NBA.

In that case, I should have a chance at making the NBA because I was doing the same thing on my little goal that I had outside :lol:

I wonder if TJ is related to Okafor in anyway because his head is gigantic

by **cyanide** on Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:31 am

He does. He has a very large sized head. I bet it helps him with his balance, giving him an another advantage on the court :lol:

by **Cloudy** on Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:26 pm

goood court vision...lol
cant wait to see some jordan clips

by **cyanide** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:29 am

I'd like to see the clip where he gets blocked three times in a row by a smaller guy. Seriously, he's just overrated. He's no Jordan :lol:

by **J@3** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:32 am

cyanide wrote:I'd like to see the clip where he gets blocked three times in a row by a smaller guy. Seriously, he's just overrated. He's no Jordan :lol:

Well, he kinda is... technically :lol:

by **FendeR`** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:36 am

cyanide wrote:I'd like to see the clip where he gets blocked three times in a row by a smaller guy. Seriously, he's just overrated. He's no Jordan

lol, but you think TJ Kidd could make it to the NBA because he can dribble and shoot with a little tiny ball on a little tiny basket. What he does have going for him though, is he can problably block kids with his head :lol:

That thing's a behemoth.

by **cyanide** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:40 am

haha, I'm serious, I'm actually impressed with his dribbling skills at his age.

If his dad can get him to practice those kind of drills every day for the next couple decades, not send him to school, isolate him in with a basketball court and basketball military-style boot camp every day, he'll be conditioned to only think about basketball and play only basketball. He'd be a monster in the NBA.

That being said, I wonder if that's illegal to do.

by **FendeR`** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:14 am

cyanide wrote:If his dad can get him to practice those kind of drills every day for the next couple decades, not send him to school, isolate him in with a basketball court and basketball military-style boot camp every day, he'll be conditioned to only think about basketball and play only basketball. He'd be a monster in the NBA.

Replace "dad" with "government" and you've got Russia.

by **cyanide** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:19 am

good one.

Bluesky · by **Andrew** on Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:33 pm

David Stern would no doubt raise the age limit even higher to "keep scouts out of the pre-schools."

by **Indy** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:13 am

cyanide wrote:I'd like to see the clip where he gets blocked three times in a row by a smaller guy. Seriously, he's just overrated. He's no Jordan

Well... I don't think there is video of it. It happened in a game I was playing in.

by **FendeR`** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:32 am

Ha, he was on Sportscenter. I can't completely judge him just by the short clips they played and what Indy says, but he did look pretty cocky in his interview. I don't think there were really any clips of him actually playing, maybe for a few seconds dribbling.

by **8-Hype** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:50 am

FendeR` wrote:
cyanide wrote:If his dad can get him to practice those kind of drills every day for the next couple decades, not send him to school, isolate him in with a basketball court and basketball military-style boot camp every day, he'll be conditioned to only think about basketball and play only basketball. He'd be a monster in the NBA.

Replace "dad" with "government" and you've got Russia.

That was a good one!

bangyounh wrote:In 100 years, 90% of the NBA roster will have the same last name...Kemp.
Kids will ask "what the hell is a guard?" and 130 year old men will scream at the sky and shout "WHY KEMP! WHY!!"

That was a better one!

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