
First the shoutouts:
Andrew- You are an obvious one, you make the whole thing happen. Thanks for running such a great site

Jae- You are always fun to argue with, and you have definitley given me some good laughs. You are also an excellent mod, and your patented thread splits are always good.
Cyanide- One of the first guys who noticed me when I came to the boards, and backed me up on political discussions. You're a great poster Cy, keep it up.
LouisvilleLip- You haven't been around lately, but you're a great Pacer fan, and the conversation we had the day after Reggie's last game was fantatstic. Stay Blue and Gold.
air_gordon- You're a great basketball mind, and even though you're a Bulls fan, I don't remember you making one stupid post.
fgrep15- Probably the smartest basketball fan on the boards, you know your shit. I remember once we were talking about something (i wish I could remember what it was) and you made this post that totally shut down my argument. I was like man, I'm not gonna fuck with this guy

The G.O.A.T.- Only 12 years old, but if you didn't tell us your age, I would have thought you were 25. You're an extremely bright guy, and your work with photoshop is amazing. I still use the Reggie backround you made me. Keep it up.
Jackal- I think you are in first place by about 2 million as far as people making me laugh on this board. You are freakin hilarious, and no matter what you say, you will always be white and in your 30s

Colin- Your sigs are always incredible, and you're a great poster. You're one of the guys on the forum I wish I knew a little better.
Batman/ShbzMafia- You're almost as devoted to the Grizz as I am to the P's. You are an excellent poster.
CoolMac- Coolmac Coolmac


D-Weaver- How many arguments have we had where we make about 15 posts each in a time span of about 10 minutes. You are an underrated poster, and even though you will never beat me in a debate j/k I'll always respect your opinion.
Riot/Captain America- We are polar opposites on the political spectrum, but we still get along very well on the boards. I think that pretty much proves the theory that you can't get along with someone you disagree with to be wrong. I look forward to another debate with you soon, go Wolves. Yeah, RIGHT

Sit- You probably have the best name in the forums. Does it mean anything? You wrote some great articles back in the day, you should get back to that.
Matt- Piston fan. Nuff said. But, I'll say more anyway. You're a good Pistons fan, you're devoted to your team, and our teams happen to hate each other, so I guess I'm supposed to hate you, but I don't. Keep up the good postin brotha.
ceekay- We were gonna rock that Reality Show had it kept going. You're in the same camp as Matt since you are a Knicks fan, but you aren't an annoying Knicks fan, so you're cool in my book, and trust me, my books pretty damn cool.

Mazzlowchi- Great poster, always good for a funny article in general talk. Big Mavs fan, and you like baseball. Again, another guy who's cool in my book, and remember how cool of a book that is.

Null17- Big Spurs fan, congrats on the win. Enjoy it while you can, Ronnie is comin for you guys next year

SkipToMy_Lou- Introduced me to Immortal Technique, for that I will always be thankful, because Revolutionary V.2 has a spot in my top 5 all time albums. Thanks a lot man.
GloveGuy- Fan of the Celtics, so I hated you during round 1 of the playoffs this year. I know I dissed your team a lot and talked a lot of shit, but hey: Its what I do! Another guy who backed me up on political discussions, great great poster.
c0nr4d- Does great photoshop photoshop work and jersey switches. Some of your shit has knocked me out of my seat.
Doobie Knicks- I've had many the convos with you on AIM, good knicks fan (see Matt, ceekay) and a good all around guy. IMed me with a simple I'm sorry after Reggies last game, and its simple things like that that helped me out those next couple days. Thanks DK

Ok, I'm sure I forgot some people, but if I hate you then I left you out intentionally. If you aren't in here, just assume I hate you

Sorry for forgetting:
Drex
PiksS
Filip
Jona
Ledgend
So, to celebrate my 1500th post, we're gonna hop in to a time machine and go into the future and watch game 1 of next years Pacers Spurs finals.
The game is being watched at my house, and Jackal is first to arrive
Jackal- Oh god that was a long trip, I really have to shit, where's your bathroom.
Me- Right over there.
Jackal runs towards my bathroom.
Then everyone else arrives, game time is nearing, I warn everyone not to go near the bathroom for the next few hours, Jackal is exiting the bathroom when I say this and he slaps me on the back of the head
Jackal- Asshole. But he's right guys, don't go over there.
We all sit down to watch the game, I'm starting to get hyped, I'm doing all my pregame superstitions (Which I will spare you guys of)
The nation anthem is being sung by Michael Jackson tonight.

Jae jumps on top of Jackal to keep him from starting with the jokes which we all know will never end
Riot- Michael is looking more healthy lately
G.O.A.T.- Wow, he is definitley not looking more healty
I unwrap the American Flag tied around Riot's eyes, so he can actually see the T.V. screen and the light blinds him so he runs in to my bathroom to splash water on his eyes

Game time is nearing and the Starting lineups are introduced, taking up about 45 minutes.
air_gordon- God, this just gets longer and longer. I'm gonna go get some more beer, call me when its over.
Matt- Its still a fluke the Pacers made it this far, their 82-0 record was pure luck. The Pistons still own the Pacers.
Me- I don't know what you are talking about, the Pacers are clearly the best franchise in the history of franchises in any sport.
Jae- Indy, stop riding the Pacers dicks.
Null17 is staring hard at the screen and everytime Tim Duncan comes on to the screen he cums. Its starting to become a huge mess, so I go get a diaper for him to wear.
Its TIPOFF TIME!
The Spurs win the tipoff, half the room cheers.
Jermaine O'Neal is called for a bogus foul on defense

LouisvilleLip- Look at that bullshit call!! What fuckin BS.
Me- No kidding!!
Jae- Stop crying you two, if this is what the game is going to be like I'm leaving. Fuckers.
G.O.A.T.- Well, it was a bullshit call.
Jae gets mad at GOAT for going against him and they start to fight.

After we pull them apart, I point out that the half is over and the Pacers lead it 53-48.
Matt- They're gonna blow it
Cyanide- I still can't decide who to root for.
All of a sudden Coolmac runs in my door

JaeAwwwwww Toolmac?? I thought you couldn't make it!!!
Coolmac And miss this?? No way!!
D-Weaver Finally, another adult! Lets go be adults somewhere else coolmac.
The third quarter ends with the Pacers up 75-70
Ron Artest ended the quarter with a huge 3 to put the Pacers up 5, he now has 22 points, 10 rebounds and 11 assists, a triple double before the 4th quarter even starts
Sit- Ron Artest is a monster tonight.
Matt- Who cares, the Pistons are the real champs.
Matt then starts to pout and puts on his head phones, loud rap music beings blasting.

With 30 seconds left in the game, its tied up at 93 the Spurs have the ball.
ceekay- Man this is intense
Jae- The Pacers are gonna blow it.
Me and LouisvilleLip- No way.
G.O.A.T.- COME ON PACERS!
Null17- Lets go Spurs!!!!!!!!
Sit- Nobody on either of these teams is clutch enough to win the game, they should both try and get Kobe Bryant right now, hes the only good player in the NBA.
Robert Horry enters the game for the Spurs

Robert Horry jacks up a three but its blocked by Ron Artest! Tim Duncan gets the rebound and puts it in with 20 seconds left.
Me- NOOOO!!!!
Null17 Yess!!! Null17 cums again, but the diaper holds it.
Jae- I told you!
Jackal- Awesome play by Duncan
Riot- Wow guys, I just realized, what Bush is doing is wrong! In fact the whole Republican agenda is wrong!! Holy crap, Indy, thanks for enlightening me by removing the flag that was blinding me!
Mafia- Shut up Riot, theres 20 seconds left in an NBA finals game and you're spouting off at the mouth about nothing.
Tinsley gets the ball and passes to Stephen Jackson who gets the ball stolen by Bruce Bowen
All in shock
Jermaine Oneal runs back and blocks Bowens dunk, then takes it up the court and passes to Jeff Foster in the corner. With only 2 seconds on the clock Foster is forced to shoot a 3. He drains it at the buzzer, Pacers win 96-95.

fgrep15What an unbelievable game.
Null17 begins to cry and then sprints out of my house
Matt does not look happy.
Neither does Tim Duncan

Everybody starts to exit, some are too drunk, so they decide that they are going to stay at my house. However, I am having none of that so I sweep air_gordon, colin, Mazz and Skip out onto the lawn.
Some people don't have a flight home untill tomorrow, but I don't care so I kick them all out. Then my girlfriend comes over, the shutters are closed, and none of you are ever allowed in my house again