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Postby Boyk on Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:30 pm

i wanna be the first person to sign up for the All NLSC sick of the All NBA whatever threads


Same here mate! lol

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Postby Matt on Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:49 pm

back in the day...Keith Closs
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Postby Strike Freedom on Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:15 pm

COOLmac© wrote:but the fastest of them all fatty players is prolly Antione Walker.IMHO

no..

Charles Barkley is faster... :lol:
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Postby IronMan on Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:43 am

Ahh I gotta disagree with you airgordon. Chris Bosh's physique perfectly matches his game. He looks like a dinosaur, or more specifically, he just looks like a Raptor out there on the court. Perfect fit :P.
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Postby cyanide on Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:44 am

Bosh is still a little too skinny. Just maybe 10-15 more pounds, then he'll look like a filled in Raptor :)
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Postby Sauru on Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:55 am

Matt wrote:back in the day...Keith Closs



you know, this guy was never good but, i love him. i forget what year it was but i got him in a trade with the clips(live) with 2 other good players. he was basicly a throw in player to make the deal work. well he ended up as my starting center on the bulls and stayed there for eveery season i played. he kept beating out guys rated 20 overall better than him. lol i know this dont belong here, but when i heard his name it reminded me of that.
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Postby Filip on Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:59 am

Reggie dosen't really need any more muscles.
His playingstyle works fine with that body.

Look at his records, it's outstanding: he has missed 12 games at most in one season in 15+seasons long career (Y)

Skinny Pau Gasol is doing great as well.

It isn't a bodybuilding show afterall.
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:55 am

Tim Duncan is not much to look at physically, either... especially taking under consideration that he replaced David Robinson, Mr. perfect basketball body.

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Postby Null17 on Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:46 am

how the hell did the admiral get those biceps...seems he's not even flexing in that picture
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Postby COOLmac© on Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:09 am

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Postby I'veGotWorms on Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:35 pm

if u're lookin' for thick neck check out willie green from Phillie...and Tayshaun Prince just scares me...The best body in the league prize goes to Amare :D
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Postby Its_asdf on Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:48 am

I seriously think my head would be crushed if David Robinson got me in a headlock and flexed. :shock:

Anyway, isn't Voshon Lenard supposed to look like a hulking lump of meat now after his injury?
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Postby -BHZMAFIA- on Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:33 am

Yeah, Voshon looked like a fatty acid in the 3-point shootout. I'll have to say that Peja Stojakovic looks a little on the weak side.
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:51 am

Karl Malone is so buff it looks irregular. His friggin head fits in his bicep. He may be 40 but he's still got chiseled(spl?) abs.

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Postby Filip on Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:18 am

Holly smoke! I knew that Malone had big arm but damn that's the biggest arm I ever seen on nba player, wouldn't like to guard him but if I remember right Dennis Rodman and his 210 pounds really managed in the 97 finals (or was it 98).
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Postby Strike Freedom on Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:37 am

But Malone look so thin in WCW.. when wrestling against others..
+ Rodman looks bulky in WCW than in NBA.. :lol:
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Postby Big_Mike on Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:05 am

I think its good that everybody has their own body. :)
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Postby COOLmac© on Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:59 am

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Postby Old School Fool on Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:16 am

Shawn Kemp should be All Out Of Shape NBA MVP
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:34 am

I knew that Malone had big arm but damn that's the biggest arm I ever seen on nba player


The guy was a cover boy for many gyms in the Utah area too. Karl would work out non-stop every time he got thechance. Those are the results of dedication...

But as bulky as he may be, he could never achieve DR's muscle tone and definition. The Admiral was in a league of his own...
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Postby 1CenT on Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:17 pm

Karl Malone was said to have lowest body fat %..
before seeing that fact..

i thought he was just.. a little bit chubby + super muscles..
but since hes supposinly all muscle.. shouldn't his arms be like.. so defined..
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Postby COOLmac© on Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:55 pm

it depends on each individual's body structure.......some guys can be super define..while others can be super bloated like but super strong......here are my examples

1.eddie guerero---wwe superstar=check out those rounded shapes :lol:
2.dave batista-----wwe superstar= check out the abs and the muscle tone
3.some guy in the strong man competition---all i can see is body fats but that guy carried a truck(weighing almost a ton) at make it stand on one tire for 30 seconds.........now that is strength.......to have that kind of strength one must have great muscles.....but all i can see from that guy is a rounded fatty arm :shock:
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Postby 8-Hype on Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:38 pm

Ruff Ryder wrote:Karl Malone is so buff it looks irregular. His friggin head fits in his bicep. He may be 40 but he's still got chiseled(spl?) abs.

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Postby J@3 on Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:16 pm

COOLmac© wrote:it depends on each individual's body structure.......some guys can be super define..while others can be super bloated like but super strong......here are my examples

1.eddie guerero---wwe superstar=check out those rounded shapes :lol:
2.dave batista-----wwe superstar= check out the abs and the muscle tone
3.some guy in the strong man competition---all i can see is body fats but that guy carried a truck(weighing almost a ton) at make it stand on one tire for 30 seconds.........now that is strength.......to have that kind of strength one must have great muscles.....but all i can see from that guy is a rounded fatty arm :shock:


Some great NBA bodies mentioned there.
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Postby Blue Nugget on Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:57 pm

Is there any option where you can choose not to view certain posts,i.e. the ones from COOLmac?

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