Ever Been Caught?

[The GOAT]

Enough with the Matt/Shep/Rip thing, I think we're all sick of it by now Jona.

[Jona]

'K, I'm sorry...

Just needed an "immaturity" example...

[Ruff Ryder]

i've never been caught *knocks on wood*

I know what you meant, but lol @ that one. I'm assuming no pun intended.

For me, well, I've been pretty secretive about it though. But on the real, I've been caught a couple times, but not full out exposed. Most of the time I get 'it' back in before I can be noticed. Once, though, I'm on my pc having a little "fun" and my sister walked in on me. I was thinking to myself, "Oh, shit! I'm done now." So I bent Mr. Willie over and covered him with my hand. I don't think she noticed. Also, once my mom walked in and I was on another pc, so I had my back to her and also partially blocked by a desk so I got Mr. Willie back in his house. Too bad he "threw up" in my underwear.

The thing that basically keeps me safe is that it's my dad's pr0n, so he's responsible. I can always use it against him and for my protection.

[COOLmac©]

I got Mr. Happy back in his house

LOL i like to call mine mr.happy too but i guess you were first. so let me just say i'll call him "trigger HAPPY"

[Ruff Ryder]

I got Mr. Happy back in his house

LOL i like to call mine mr.happy too but i guess you were first. so let me just say i'll call him "trigger HAPPY"

Edited my post because of that.

[Riot]

MASTERBATION IS SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MASTERBATE ALLLLLLL NIGHTTT LONG.

[GloveGuy]

Tru dat.

[-BHZMAFIA-]

well i guess ill go on and tell my little story. ive never been caught to tell you the truth, but like most people, i almost was caught when i was in my room. when someone walks down my hallway, you can hear a beep because its like a little alarm to let you know someone is walking down the hallway. so my bro room is right next to mine, so i usually dont close my door. i just keep on the look out to make sure i dont see a shadow coming, but this time he had came in unnoticed and i didnt hear the alarm thing go off so i was able to put my "Hulk" back inside my pants before he came in so i just kept my hands in my pants thinking fast enough and i was going to say my nuts were itching. he believed it and i took a deep breath and i was so relieved. other than that, ive never been caught.

[Doobie]

my brother busted on my new black shirt once . I was 11 and i think he was wanking and he grabbed the closest thing , im hoping thats what happend. but he got in trouble cuz i told on him!!!

[Alcoholic]

He knows a lot about comps though, worked with them back in the day. I know more about various internet things and using programs. He knows more about actual Windows and troubleshooting.

Same here..

my brother busted on my new black shirt once . I was 11 and i think he was wanking and he grabbed the closest thing , im hoping thats what happend. but he got in trouble cuz i told on him!!!

That has to be the funniest thing so far, LOL!! You shouldn't have told on him, but rather use it to black mail him, and since you told on him he'll probably tell on you when he catches you.

[Cameron]

Alright boys, I have a good one. It's not about me though this time. One time I was in Toronto and we could pick up Buffalo, NY radio stations. On the station was the show "Loveline" with Adam Corrolla and Dr. Drew, I'm sure some of you have heard of it. Well, it was pretty funny because this dude calls in and asks if it's possible for a penis to be broken, because his is coming up bent all the time. To the right. And they asked what did you do? And his story was that he was jerking it in his room, when he heard his mother and sister come running down the hallway towards his room. As they opened the door, he panicked, and rolled on his stomach but like in a pushup position, under the sheet, so they wouldn't notice the erection through the sheet. Well, I guess his family was clueless, because they were excited about something and his sister ran in and jumped right on his back. He heard a "cracking" noise.

I think that is a pretty rough getting caught story, I feel bad for the dude

That same night a girl called in asking what happens when there's hot dog caught in her vagina... she had been masturbating with one and a piece broke up inside. What made it more funny is that 80% of the time she was on the line, Adam was badgering her over what type of hot dog it was.

[Ataraxia]

I've been caught many times.....so many times that I lost count.........


































of how many times I got caught for not studying for my exams

[The X]

unless of course it's a situation like in Not Another Teen Movie with the dog at the start of the movie

I haven't seen that. A dog .. what happened there? Oh eeeeeek then again do I wanna know? Poor dog prolly getting molested

no it's not that grotty....I suggest watching the movie....it's just like scary movie except taking the spoof out of movies made for teens....if you're drunk, it's even more entertaining

[The X]

That same night a girl called in asking what happens when there's hot dog caught in her vagina... she had been masturbating with one and a piece broke up inside. What made it more funny is that 80% of the time she was on the line, Adam was badgering her over what type of hot dog it was.

I guess the fridge was empty so she went down to the local 7-eleven

[Dogg]

i get the stiffy as well

[cyanide]

my brother busted on my new black shirt once . I was 11 and i think he was wanking and he grabbed the closest thing , im hoping thats what happend. but he got in trouble cuz i told on him!!!

lol, hilarious stuff!

That same night a girl called in asking what happens when there's hot dog caught in her vagina... she had been masturbating with one and a piece broke up inside.

so how did she get the piece out anyway?

[Username123]

Alright boys, I have a good one. It's not about me though this time. One time I was in Toronto and we could pick up Buffalo, NY radio stations. On the station was the show "Loveline" with Adam Corrolla and Dr. Drew, I'm sure some of you have heard of it. Well, it was pretty funny because this dude calls in and asks if it's possible for a penis to be broken, because his is coming up bent all the time. To the right. And they asked what did you do? And his story was that he was jerking it in his room, when he heard his mother and sister come running down the hallway towards his room. As they opened the door, he panicked, and rolled on his stomach but like in a pushup position, under the sheet, so they wouldn't notice the erection through the sheet. Well, I guess his family was clueless, because they were excited about something and his sister ran in and jumped right on his back. He heard a "cracking" noise.

I think that is a pretty rough getting caught story, I feel bad for the dude

That same night a girl called in asking what happens when there's hot dog caught in her vagina... she had been masturbating with one and a piece broke up inside. What made it more funny is that 80% of the time she was on the line, Adam was badgering her over what type of hot dog it was.

Thats the funniest but serious thing. Broken Dinglings... Now thats is bad....

[COOLmac©]

yep there is a term as penile fracture.......i have one of my friends having that. he had his girl ride him like a rodeo bull then crack!!!!!!!!! and a whole lot of swelling. it was so funny when he has it bondage up by doctors. i think the muscle or ligaments there got twist like a sprain or something. thats a lesson for hardcore sex. be gentle and you wont have probs

[cyanide]

So what are the side effects of penile fracture? Do you lose like 50% of your ability to get it up or something?

[COOLmac©]

actually i dont know.....he was so ashamed at the whole thing he never talk about it after that happened. and oh yeah. his girl left him. for another guy!!!

[Indy]

Alright boys, I have a good one. It's not about me though this time. One time I was in Toronto and we could pick up Buffalo, NY radio stations. On the station was the show "Loveline" with Adam Corrolla and Dr. Drew, I'm sure some of you have heard of it. Well, it was pretty funny because this dude calls in and asks if it's possible for a penis to be broken, because his is coming up bent all the time. To the right. And they asked what did you do? And his story was that he was jerking it in his room, when he heard his mother and sister come running down the hallway towards his room. As they opened the door, he panicked, and rolled on his stomach but like in a pushup position, under the sheet, so they wouldn't notice the erection through the sheet. Well, I guess his family was clueless, because they were excited about something and his sister ran in and jumped right on his back. He heard a "cracking" noise.

did you not listen to the whole call? they got him to admit it was a bogus call. i listen to the show every night, and they are really good at figuring out bogus calls.

[Nick]

Anybody who feels uncomfortable reading this thread has some security issues. *cough*Matt*cough*Trez*

Anyways... I haven't been caught beating my meat luckily... but i've caught having sex.

And before you think i'm taking this chance to brag... i've only done it once and i'm 17.. So while my dignity is low... here's my story..

This was about a year and a half ago... I was on holiday and my friends tried to set me up with this girl... So they left us alone in this caravan and they walked to the shops or something... Half an hour passed and we started to fuck... about another 5 or 10 minutes later my friends got back, knocked on the door and said "what are you two up to?".. And i didn't want to say cos there were parents and stuff outside and in the caravan next to us... So i said "Umm... nothing." So one of the guys opened the door and walked in... saw us naked and tangled up on the couch lol... and screamed and walked back out and went for another walk... lol... what an idiot... Anyways it didn't phase us and we continued on...

[Indy]

now that were telling our getting caught having sex stories,

me and my girlfriend of a year and a month now were having sex on christmas eve this past christmas. (she often stays tha night and leaves for her house early in the morning.) i was going to drive her home around 3 and she could catch some sleep before christmas morning. so were going at it at about 1 oclock, about 20 minutes after she had got to my house. and as i stated earlier, my room has no doors its a whole attic, but no doors. so my dad comes upstairs because he has a computer upstairs, and he is turning it off to go to bed. we stop and get under the covers when we hear him coming up and he didnt notice. then we hear him flick off the switch and we assume hes gone. we start going at it again and he flicks on the switch and says "goddammit isaac its fucking christmas eve. if i was religious id probably kill you right now." and flicks off the switch and leaves. it was actually really really funny

[COOLmac©]

speaking of christmas eve. one holiday about 8 years ago i was with my ex at that time having a before xmas eve party when i started to get "horny" and pulled here into the bushes outside their yard. i was caressing and stuff then started to do the thing in a standing position. when all of the sudden her aunt(late 20's) came and throw the garbage about 6 paces from us. although we were in the bushes the light in that area can clearly show how i pulled down her undies and her breast exposed. all hell broke lose as we scamper to dress back. and act as if nothing happened.

too bad i am not with that girl anymore.but it was funny. her aunts have naughty grin at me the following days after

[Nick]

although we were in the bushes the light in that area can clearly show how i pulled down her undies and her breast exposed.

Explain what god's plan of creating woman with breasts on their vaginas was here COOLmac.