Ever Been Caught?
Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:15 am
So.....who here's been caught in the act of wacking it?
Be honest. If you have any funny stories, please tell. In fact, if you have any stories of being caught, I'm sure it will be funny.
This guy has never been caught. I'm really stealth at it. I have, however, come close to being walked in on. Sometimes I miss-time it and my parents walk through the door when I'm at it. But I'm really good at covering it up...really good.
So don't be bashful. Give us some laughs.
Be honest. If you have any funny stories, please tell. In fact, if you have any stories of being caught, I'm sure it will be funny.
This guy has never been caught. I'm really stealth at it. I have, however, come close to being walked in on. Sometimes I miss-time it and my parents walk through the door when I'm at it. But I'm really good at covering it up...really good.
So don't be bashful. Give us some laughs.
Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:19 am
My dad's walked on me wacking my brother off. But that's it. 
Not cool dude.
Not cool dude.
Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:20 am
Riot wrote:My dad's walked on me wacking my brother off. But that's it.
Damn man, that is sick!
Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:55 am
Remy D. wrote:Riot wrote:My dad's walked on me wacking my brother off. But that's it.
Damn man, that is sick!
LMFAO!!!!
hahahahahahaha
Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:02 am
Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:10 am
Open yourself up to other cultures guys, just because it isn't normal for you and your family doesn't mean it's nasty or wrong.
It's fun. We trade off.
It's fun. We trade off.
Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:20 am
Riot wrote:Open yourself up to other cultures guys, just because it isn't normal for you and your family doesn't mean it's nasty or wrong.
It's fun. We trade off.
I think it is uh...kinda...GAY. In fact, not just gay, but fuckin' nasty! Go get a girlfriend or something. That is sad if you have to have your own brother...
Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:35 am
I think it is uh...kinda...GAY. In fact, not just gay, but fuckin' nasty! Go get a girlfriend or something. That is sad if you have to have your own brother...
I think he was joking...
Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:47 am
SkipToMy_Lou wrote:I think it is uh...kinda...GAY. In fact, not just gay, but fuckin' nasty! Go get a girlfriend or something. That is sad if you have to have your own brother...
I think he was joking...
I hope so, but I couldn't tell...It's hard to see sarcasm on forums.
Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:11 am
Riot shut the post down. 
Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:35 am
@ you morons who bought riot's story
i've never been caught *knocks on wood* - almost been busted several times but i have good ears and great instincts to figure out if anyones close to my proximity
.. my friends been caught by his sister though in a really bad way.. he does this thing where he whacks off with both legs on the table.. needless to say she walked in on him and was pretty appauled. i still bring it up to this day everytime he tries to diss me
Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:07 am
Old School Fool wrote:Riot shut the post down.
It's what I do baby
Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:31 am
One time I almost got caught. I jumped under my sheets but left my boxers on the floor. My mom was like wtf? I was like "I was changing my underwear when you opened the door".
Avoided that one, but too close for comfort.
Avoided that one, but too close for comfort.
Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:35 am
o man i have a bad one...
my room doesn have a door its like a whole attic, and on new years eve one night i was going to bed and i started to whack it completley naked on the bed. and then i hear my mom go "happy new years." and i stop and im like. "ok you too goodnight." and she walks away. i have no idea how long she was stading there for. oh man i was embarresed.
my room doesn have a door its like a whole attic, and on new years eve one night i was going to bed and i started to whack it completley naked on the bed. and then i hear my mom go "happy new years." and i stop and im like. "ok you too goodnight." and she walks away. i have no idea how long she was stading there for. oh man i was embarresed.
Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:43 am
I was jacking off under my bedsheets to some swimsuit shows on TV when I forgot to lock my door.
My dad came in without knocking and told me to go to sleep but I quickly changed the channel. It was rough bustin' in my bed while he was talking to me.
My dad came in without knocking and told me to go to sleep but I quickly changed the channel. It was rough bustin' in my bed while he was talking to me.
Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:24 am
gotta tell you, this thread kinda disturbs me
Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:41 am
Sauru wrote:gotta tell you, this thread kinda disturbs me
I find this thread hilarious. It all reminds me of American Pie.
Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:23 am
lol, completely true. On topic though, I can always here when someone is coming or cover it up so I haven't been caught yet. B-)Sauru wrote:gotta tell you, this thread kinda disturbs me
Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:54 am
Sauru wrote:gotta tell you, this thread kinda disturbs me
Actually, it's giving me a pretty hard stiffy.
Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:59 am
everyone has a funny tale or two. but i dont think guys here will really tell the whole thing truthfully just half truths. the safest way to jack is to have close doors and have it lock. trust me this is the safest
Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:07 pm
I just remembered a story. Not really funny, but well, you can decide that. It was like three years ago.
I got home from a cruise one spring break and it's like 12 o'clock at night. Me and my dad went together and I thought he had gone to bed, so I was "free" to do what I want before doing the same.
So I'm in my room with my laptop on my bed and I'm not sure if I'm gonna wack it or not, but I've got the Pam/Tommy video playing. Then all of a sudden, my dad walks in and he can't see my laptop but he still tells me to turn it off for some reason -- probably because it's past midnight.
So I'm trying to turn it off, I'm fidgeting all over the place. Bear in mind, this is my first EVER close call in getting caught. I had headphones in the computer, and for some reason, I took them out. WHAT WAS I THINKING? Now my dad can hear Tommy Lee's voice in the background, and he's gotta suspect something.
Finally, I took the battery of the laptop and it shut off right away. I don't know if he knew what I was doing but the next morning he asked me, What were you doing at 1 o'clock in the morning? I just responed with a, Uh...just checking some basketball stuff before I go to bed. I wanted to see where the Celtics were.(Since I had been on vacation and wasn't really updated.)
I gotta get locks on my doors.
I got home from a cruise one spring break and it's like 12 o'clock at night. Me and my dad went together and I thought he had gone to bed, so I was "free" to do what I want before doing the same.
So I'm in my room with my laptop on my bed and I'm not sure if I'm gonna wack it or not, but I've got the Pam/Tommy video playing. Then all of a sudden, my dad walks in and he can't see my laptop but he still tells me to turn it off for some reason -- probably because it's past midnight.
So I'm trying to turn it off, I'm fidgeting all over the place. Bear in mind, this is my first EVER close call in getting caught. I had headphones in the computer, and for some reason, I took them out. WHAT WAS I THINKING? Now my dad can hear Tommy Lee's voice in the background, and he's gotta suspect something.
Finally, I took the battery of the laptop and it shut off right away. I don't know if he knew what I was doing but the next morning he asked me, What were you doing at 1 o'clock in the morning? I just responed with a, Uh...just checking some basketball stuff before I go to bed. I wanted to see where the Celtics were.(Since I had been on vacation and wasn't really updated.)
I gotta get locks on my doors.
Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:13 pm
gotta get locks on my doors.
yeah LOCK n LOAD
prevention is better than cure. LOL
my only caught experience was when my 16 maid/helper caught me when i forgot to lock the damn doors about 8 years ago.
Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:17 pm
Did she tell ur mommy?
Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:49 pm
nah.....i was wishing she'd joined me. but she never did. up to know. i get my massages from our helpers. as long as they are open to it.....nothing green nothing dirty there folks.
i sure hope she wank at me too back in those days (j/k)
i sure hope she wank at me too back in those days (j/k)
Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:06 pm
i tot the topic is bout gettin caught by the cops... 