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Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:18 pm
Wormy10 wrote:Anyone ever masterbate and poop at the same time?

EDIT: Why did I just ask that

Because that disgusting act you just stated is probably your deepest, darkest fantasy.
Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:15 pm
Nice to see we've got such a respectable and dignified forum here
I read too quickly, that's my main problem. When I was younger we used to have a big times table poster up on the toilet door, so I'd just read that.... I learnt my 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 times tables that way. It works

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Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:29 pm
Lol I had the times table poster too, although not in the toilet...
Mine was in my room directly across from me, so I used to always look at it when I couldnt sleep (I had the door half open caus I was scared of criminals running in with a shotgun

) That's why I used to always win the times table competitions in primary school!
Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:51 pm
YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING, NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT/HOW YOU DO ON THE CRAPPER
AHHHH, MY DINNER IS SPOILT NOW, I GOT TERDS ON MY MIND
Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:52 pm
Everyone was impressed that I knew my 9 times table when I was like 6 years old, they thought I was some maths genius in the making... little did they know, I just went to the toilet alot
Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:11 pm
Jae wrote:little did they know, I just went to the toilet alot
Lmao
Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:00 am
Lol @ this tread, I always enjoy reading car magazines when on the crapper.
Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:02 am
I read the back of various toiletry products, such as, deodorant, shampoo, lotion etc.
Did you know that the average deodorant contains Propane & Butane
Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:31 am
colin826 wrote:Because that disgusting act you just stated is probably your deepest, darkest fantasy.
Never thought of it that way
Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:43 am
You kids are strange...
Anyway...I usually read GQ, Sports Illustrated, Performance Auto and Sound, or the novel I leave in there (I take some long shits...read about 4 books on the toilet in the past year).
As for the rest of that, all I have to say is this:
WTF, mate?
Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:09 am
There are some weird posts here
I ussualy read wathever I find near me, like soaps, toothpaste or stare at a clock, or a window
Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:32 am
Do you really want me to post in this thread?
Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:50 am
Yes, of course
lol how do you shit Tales?
Just kidding, I am not usually weird, just being silly
HEHEHEHE
Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:05 pm
Slam/ Stuff/fhm/maxim type mags
Sometimes i bring my readings for school. for some reason. i manage to read more while in the crapper. it's like it's more conducive to studying or something...
Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:23 pm
Did you know that the average deodorant contains Propane & Butane
aren't they all because there hydrocarbon propelled? deodarants make kick ass flame throwers too!
Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:07 am
How would you make a stick of deoderant into a flamethrower?
I jsut figured out my answer to this a few minutes ago. I stare at the word "Taylor" on the scale in my bathroom and puuuuuuuuuuush...
Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:17 am
The G.O.A.T. wrote:How would you make a stick of deoderant into a flamethrower?
Ahh well, the stuff thats in stick form is normally anti perspirant which is different from deodorant. Anti perspirant stops you perspiring, whereas deodorant stop you from smelling. I think i've got that right, can anybody confirm that please?
Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:22 am
Oh, so you mean the spray? I gotta go get me some Axe...
Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:35 am
The G.O.A.T. wrote:Oh, so you mean the spray? I gotta go get me some Axe...
Its called Lynx over here, but occasionally you'll find the odd bottle of Axe. I use Fcuk deodorant these days, I used to use Lynx alot when I was younger though.
Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:37 am
heh, Axe is so popular over in my school, I use the stick though...I'm goin to CVS to get some right now
Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:29 pm
Lynx is for fat kids these days. It muffles their natural horrific scent with another equally horrific scent that manages to smell like B.O.
Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:03 pm
crossword puzzles...i find that if my mind is active i dont have to think about the fact that a giant SHIT is creeping out my ass.
Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:17 pm
haha, i hate all them cheap deodorants...i use antiperspirant and if i go out i use cologne
all you need is a deodorant and a lighter, basically spray the deo and put the flame into the deo
Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:22 pm
or grab a nail and a hammer.
Then try to nail into the can.....BOOM
Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:16 pm
the graffiti on the cubicle doors in my dorm seems to be good reading material too...
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