
1. you try to ice-skate when playing basketball in real life
2. when you see someone ugly, you think "damn he is bad patched", and you suggest him to tweak his headshape and change the eye alignement
3. the patches you've installed take more room than the game in itself
4. when you speak of Al Harrington with your friends, in your opinion the real debate on him is whether he's skin color 4 or 5
5. when you discover Chris Whitney or Derek Fisher real stats, you're surprised that they are not averaging 40 PPG (special Live 2003 feature

6. when it's time to shoot a 3 at the buzzer, you're shouting in front of your TV "give the ball to Shaq! give the ball to Shaq!"
7. when you jump under the basket, you no longer pay attention that your head could hit the rim
8. you make post game conferences for yourself after each game of your dynasty
9. you write your own media press book at the beginning of each season of your dynasty
10. you've finished a season where you controlled every team of the league, without simming a single game
11. You try to convince your friends that the 2011 first round pick of the Detroit Pistons will be a 7'0 300 pounds center who will average 20 PPG and 2 RPG
12. When you go to a party, you try to give a primacy rating to every chick you wanna shag

13. you're deeply convinced that Chris Bosh is an E.T.
hope you've seen all the references

