Yao's first experience with alcohol

He also learned that clear beverages are not always what they seem. In a limo on the way to filming a spot for Apple computers, Yao wanted to take his vitamins, so he asked his interpreter, Colin Pine, to pour him water from a glass container. Pine complied. Yao downed a tall glass and almost instantly felt his face getting flushed. The water turned out to be gin. Yao had just had his first experience with alcohol, and was about to show up to a major commercial shoot inebriated. Fortunately, he had a few hours to sober up before filming commenced.

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Poor Yao!

huh? he never dranked alcohol before this incident? talk about a really good boy...

Pfft, mistake my butt! He liked it

Everyone will drink sooner or later hey?

Even though it was clear how the hell did Yao not smell or taste it as soon as it hit his lips. He must be pretty stupid. Even though he has never had alcohol before it doesn't take a genius to realize its not water as soon as it touches your tongue.

his face got flushed??? hmm... what happens to A LOT of Asians is that when they drink their face gets red... I can tell because of the people in my hall here at school

how could he not drink before? there's no fucking drinking age in china. i started when i was six, not heavy drinking though, just on special occasions. alcohol is so easy to come by. yao must be a really good boy, huh?

LOOOL....I bet hes a virgin to

At first, when I read the article, I thought it was one of those articles Tales gets from his funny fake article site. How can he never had any alcohol?

LOOOL....I bet hes a virgin to

Have you seen his woman? I'd be willing to bet money he's a virgin. I wouldn't wanna be caught dead with that thing.

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LOOOL....I bet hes a virgin to

Van Gundy better take him out to a club.

Stuff Van Gundy - get Ewing to take him to one of those "Gold Clubs"!

hahahaha i wonder if he was askin for some juice after it

How old is he? How could that be his first experience with Alcohol?

I think it's all a lie just so he can keep his "good boy, gets dunked over, never stops getting knocked down" image.

I really can't stand Yao Ming at all

i can see this being a TV show

A Night Out: Yao Ming and Friends

featuring

Vin Baker- watch Vin Baker take Yao to all the great bars as they get trashed off their faces. Special guests include Dirk Nowitzki and Steve Nash

Lamar Odom- watch as Odom rolls up a fat BLUNT for Yao with Shawn Kemp helping him lace it with Coke. Extra footage includes the trio plus Stoudamire + Chris Webber sitting in a circle and eating munchies

and finally

Kobe Bryant- Bryant will show Yao the ropes on how to tax that ass and get away with it

i can see this being a TV show

A Night Out: Yao Ming and Friends

featuring

Vin Baker- watch Vin Baker take Yao to all the great bars as they get trashed off their faces. Special guests include Dirk Nowitzki and Steve Nash

Lamar Odom- watch as Odom rolls up a fat BLUNT for Yao with Shawn Kemp helping him lace it with Coke. Extra footage includes the trio plus Stoudamire + Chris Webber sitting in a circle and eating munchies

and finally

Kobe Bryant- Bryant will show Yao the ropes on how to tax that ass and get away with it

lmao that was funny as hell

Lol

so is colin pine his interpreter...? or servant?

eh, i don't believe this never tried alcohol bs....