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Postby idiot on Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:06 am

hahahahahahahahaha :lol: LOL :D
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Postby Dramacydal on Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:29 am

lmao at the Shep one :lol:
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Re: NLSC dating service

Postby MC Hao on Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:49 am

Stevan wrote:Jackal:
"Hi, I'm Jackal, and I'm from the beautiful Islands. I really am looking for love. Bah, who am I kidding I just wanna give it to you. No, no really I was joking. Love. I mean what is love? Is it just some insignificant word that people throw around, or is it really the pure gravitational pull two people feel towards each other? Bah, there was certainly no love between Shaq and Kobe. They just couldn't co-exist. I just want somebody to co-exist with, somebody to be Kobe to my Shaq. I need somebody to be number 2, to my number 1, like Kobe was to Shaq. I, much like Shaq, am dominant, and when they say I can't find love I want to prove them wrong. Call me. Or don't. Really, it's up to you. Because what's a phone call? It's not much. Then again you might not be able to afford. Bah, I dunno, do what you want."

jackal sounds like polly...from along came polly. :lol:
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Postby Riot on Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:55 am

Let me try!

Riot:
"I'm gay."


PS: I loved the shomatic one or whatever his name is. That was hilarious.

sho98mtx:

Hi. I saw you from across the room, your body looks similar to Kenyon Martins on ESPN 2k5.
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Postby Jackal on Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:04 am

Riot wrote:Riot:
"I'm gay."


Smelt that one a mile away. :P

(Just playin eh.)
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Postby The Game on Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:38 pm

Jae™ wrote:I'll have a go at Trick Daddy...

Hello

I'm Trick Daddy, but I call myself Ricky D, clever huh? Feedback is appreciated

After hearing some feedback I've decided to release my new nick, Trick Daddy

What's your name?

Nevermind that's unimportant

lmao! :lol:

Riot:
"I'm gay."

:lol:
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Postby J@3 on Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:52 pm

Matt (Stack42):

Sup? Aiight ladies I'm from Poland but I live in Perth. I know it's bad, I hate it and I'm moving to Detroit as soon as I can. I used to post alot at the NLSC, you know what that is by now right? But ima stop my spamming ways. Mah interests include PAC and NAS word to your momma. Check this, if we go out you aint even have to give me your number! I keep my own stats yo.
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Postby Stevan on Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:42 pm

LOL Jae (y) You forgot Talib Kweli though!


Check this, if we go out you aint even have to give me your number! I keep my own stats yo.

hehe, good one. Sorry Matt, he got ya :lol:

It's all good.
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Postby Matt on Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:13 pm

Jae™ wrote:Matt (Stack42):

Sup? Aiight ladies I'm from Poland but I live in Perth. I know it's bad, I hate it and I'm moving to Detroit as soon as I can. I used to post alot at the NLSC, you know what that is by now right? But ima stop my spamming ways. Mah interests include PAC and NAS word to your momma. Check this, if we go out you aint even have to give me your number! I keep my own stats yo.


HAHA, replace Nas with Kweli and it seems good. Never say "word to yo momma' either :D

but i'm more like

"Baby the mood is right and the stars are out tonight, I can't wait till you get home, I got some rose petals leading to the bedroom door, where I'm waiting all alone with the candles lit, glass of Perignon, wanna make you lose control, Girl I'm telling you tonight is yours, All I wanna know is....."
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Postby Arcane on Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:20 pm

someones an R&B freaky flavaz man
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Postby Matt on Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:37 pm

:?:
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Postby Arcane on Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:57 pm

sounds like an R&B sex jam aka freaky flavaz song u wrote just b4. freaky flavaz is a compilation i do released some dornaz for it a few months back
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Postby Matt on Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:08 pm

oooh, yes.....i quoted Donell Jones- Do U Wanna.....that amount of ppl conceived to this song would be pretty high :lol:
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Postby Arcane on Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:15 pm

hahaha well im not high i knew it sounded familiar just couldnt remember the exact song but i like donnell jones style
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Postby Steve04 on Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:46 am

Did you ever notice there are no females on this forum? :P
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Postby Rens on Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:51 am

I bet it's more like this:

Stevan:
Neuken?
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Postby Repole on Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:27 am

Repole:
Well, I feel that you have no idea what your doing. I know nothing about girls, I can't name 10 girls off the top of my head. UK_Fan fan is the real pimpster.
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Postby PiksS on Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:07 am

cklitsie wrote:Trick Daddy:
Whats up fellows.. err ladies...
Yo, yo, I'm Tricky Daddy, y'all, aka Ricky D, you know :lol:
One of the most thuggish rappers ever embraced by the mainstream :lol:
If you like Ricky Martin you will like me for sure! :lol:
So if you are a hot girl, holler! :lol:
By the way, This is my first time dating.

This is one is GREAT (Y)

Benji:
"I'm looking for a lady who knows what she wants. Must be smart, witty. Benjistats states that the pace of the relationship must be 110, 100 being the average pace.
Now lets look at the Benjistats pleasure rating. This is per 48 mins, a woman gets an orgasim with Benji every 2minutes. So thats 48/2 = 24 times.
The average for the Nba is 1 per 48mins.

Now if this was the 1960's..........."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby hmm on Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:52 pm

JOWE

i am looking for a girl,who wont ask for my jersey texture.

:lol:
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Postby J@3 on Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:26 pm

:?
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Postby Stevan on Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:32 pm

LOL Homer once again being original! :lol:
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Postby Jowe on Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:51 am

Homer wrote:JOWE

i am looking for a girl,who wont ask for my jersey texture.

:lol:


:roll: wow, did your mum help you come up with that joke?

Homer

OmfG! ! ! 1 1 1 OMG! ! ! 1 1 1 1 ! ! ! A girl ! ! ! ! ! !! ! 1 1 1 1!! :shock:

Girl: You shot your load already? :?
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i'd suck allen iverson's cock any day -
Fee Nick's Uns [15-10] says:
just so i could say i've met allen iverson
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Postby J@3 on Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:20 am

Homer 2

Yeah yeah !!! We missed the movie. What the heck !!! it hurts like hell !!! why didnt we skip dinner ? i am really pissed as your (ex) date !!!
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Postby Fresh8 on Sat Sep 18, 2004 5:23 pm

I will try to be funny... I wont be!

Sit

Hi, I'm Sit and I'm a Kobe fan. I try to everything like Kobe, but my english teacher says I will never grow up... anyways- how bout letting me have some sex wit ya... or let me rape u and u can claim conpensation... its ur choice!

(Lame it is!) :)
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Postby J@3 on Sat Sep 18, 2004 5:33 pm

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