Mitch Cup Of Shit

[Jackal]

Pff, he wants all the players to have a low self esteem so that when they come back with their depleted ego's Kobe & Co. can kick their ass. It's all part of his evil plan. Odom isn't playing as hard because he's aware of the evil plans, he's not exhausting himself since he knows what awaits him this coming season.

He's the one that spread that Jason Williams rumour, about him going to Miami that is, he figured it this way:

Hmm, Shaq + Jones + Wade = pretty good. Hmm, let me make Wade & Jones mad at Shaq so they don't pass the ball to Shaq.

I'll spread a rumour that Shaq wants Jones out of here, hah...that would be awesome.
Hmm, gotta make it believable though, heh! I'll say they want Jason Williams in return...this way Wade thinks that Shaq thinks that he's a bad PG. Hah, I ruin Jones' relationship with Shaq + Wade's relationship with Shaq. Damn, I'm a genius.

Duncan's self esteem will be crushed from what happens in the Olympics, so not to worry about SA.

Minnesotta? Hmm, a problem. Perhaps I can wear a ski mask and kick Cassell's back & make it go out again. Perhaps we can win then.
Oh wait, isn't KG getting married? I'll send them an anonymous ticket that says "Oooh, enjoy Hawaai" but in fact the ticket will be a one way ticket to Uzbekistan.
Yippie, no more Minnesota.

Who else is around? Dallas? Hmmm, I'll pay all the barbers in Dallas to refuse to cut Dirks hair, this way his shooting will decline, hey if you can't see the basket, you can't make a basket. He's blind on defense anyways. No worries about Dampier...he's all giddy about his fat contract.

Sacramento? Hah, we have Divac, we'll make him fall down and bam, Miller's out of the game. Webber? What to do about Webber? Oooh, there will be rumours that Tyra has shot nude photo's for Penthouse. OMG!! Hah, cry baby Webber won't like this much. What to do about that bearded guy? He's got some three point skills...hmm...aah, I'll tell him that Divac is mad at him. He'll feel so bad.

Houston? OMG, what do I do about Houston? Aah, I'll bring George Michaels to the game. T-Mac said 5% of the NBA was gay, we all knew he meant himself.
Yao, what about Yao? Oh, we have Divac, we'll make him fall down everytime.

Memphis? Pff, piece of cake. We've made a deal with Jerry, he's gonna make that team of his look awesome, just never reaching the top. Pau & Co will blow it to us since we're so kewl.

Denver, hmm...I think I'll invite Rodman to that game, naked. Kenyon loves almost ripping off his jersey after dunks to show his awesome heart or tattoo, whatever the hell that thing is...he'll feel the urge to go nekked. Bam, he's out of the game.
Carmelo? Aah, I'll just ask Bron Bron to borrow his ROY trophy. I'll wave it around everytime Melo looks at the scorers table.

Bah, the rest suck. We should be able to beat those guys in the west.

On to the east, what evil plan can I come up with for the East?

Detroit, our enemies. My enemy!
Detroit was an ok basketball team before Rasheed Wallace came along...with him they won the championship. I've got the solution, I'll ask Jackass from the Netherlands to entertain Rasheed on a vacation or something. Tell Jackass to show Rasheed around the local "coffee shops". (Weed is sold in coffee shops.) One wiff of those earthly herbs & bam, Wallace is out.

Indiana? What to do with them? Against O'Neal we just make Divac fall down. Damn, I'm good at this shit. Artest? Oooh, I'll say...Damn Artie, Okafor..an unproven rookie got an invitation as did the runner up in the ROY awards, and you didn't. That's gotta hurt kid. Bam, hurt his feelings. We win.

New Jersey? We'll just laugh in their faces while picking our noses. (Three picks for Martin? Awesome.)

The rest suck. Bam, we've got ourselves the championship.

We rule all. The awards? As following...

Season & Finals MVP: Vlade Divac, without this mans superb falling down, we would never have won those games.

Coach of the Year: Rudy Tomjanovich

Rookie of the year: That european dude we drafted.

Sixth Man Award: Devean George/Caron Butler

Defensive Player of the year: Vlade Divac

Most Improved Player of the year: LA Lakers, they went from Finals exit to winning it all.

All NBA First Team:

Vlade Divac
Lamar Odom
Caron Butler
Devean George
Kobe Bryant

GM Of the Year: Mitch Cup Of Shit.

Acceptance speech: They said I was doing it all wrong, I proved all of them wrong. *tear*


Aaah, a day in Mitch Cup Of Shit's Life/Brain.

Sorry for going off topic btw.

Aah, relief.

[j.23]

are you on mushrooms?

[Jackal]

I'm not. He must be though.

[Shyne]

haha..good shit.. i really hate mitch the bitch. i hope jerry buss gets off the damn quarter o and fire his ass

[Sauru]

i hate the lakers so damn much this is funny to watch. i hope they keep him so maybe next season they trade odom and grant for boykins and a couple 2nd rounders .

anyone before anyone just says i am a laker hater keep in mind i was raised in boston so basicly i was bred to hate the lakers. i am supposed to hate them as thier fans are supposed to hate the celts. then again people from boston seem to have alot more anger than most people lol.

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This must be like the 5th time that you mentiond that you hate the Lakers because you live in Boston blabla

We get the fucking point already....YOU HATE THE LAKERS

[Sauru]

6th my friend

[Old School Fool]

7th

[matmat8]

This must be like the 5th time that you mentiond that you hate the Lakers because you live in Boston blabla

We get the fucking point already....YOU HATE THE LAKERS

This is about the 100th time some mentioned that they hate mitch kupchak because he traded shaq blabla.

We get the fucking point already...YOU GUYS HATE MITCH KUPCHAK.

[Sauru]

Good Point.

[Jackal]

This is about the 100th time some mentioned that they hate mitch kupchak because he traded shaq blabla.

We get the fucking point already...YOU GUYS HATE MITCH KUPCHAK.

It would take a retard such as yourself not to realise I was just kidding. Read the frigging post, no one could be serious. Get a frigging sense of humour.

After all this time, I think I'm allowed to make a useless post, wouldn't you say? Especially since it isn't like your routine "spam" like "haha, true that."

Pff, atleast I took the time to come up with some creative shit. It's not supposed to be reality. It's just a frigging joke.

[GloveGuy]

I'm glad Mitch got what he deserved for turning on Payton -- a whole lotta shit!

That's right. He got three below average players and gave away a number one pick. No Marcus Banks, no potential stars. That's what you get for disrespecting the Glove!

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This must be like the 5th time that you mentiond that you hate the Lakers because you live in Boston blabla

We get the fucking point already....YOU HATE THE LAKERS

This is about the 100th time some mentioned that they hate mitch kupchak because he traded shaq blabla.

We get the fucking point already...YOU GUYS HATE MITCH KUPCHAK.

You guys? Who do you mean with you guys? I never said that I hate Mitch Kupchak....he might not be the smartest out there, but I do not hate him and I never said that like that foo says he hates the Lakers over and over.

[Sauru]

have i mentioned i hate the lakers?

[matmat8]

This is about the 100th time some mentioned that they hate mitch kupchak because he traded shaq blabla.

We get the fucking point already...YOU GUYS HATE MITCH KUPCHAK.

It would take a retard such as yourself not to realise I was just kidding. Read the frigging post, no one could be serious. Get a frigging sense of humour.

So you think i didn't understand the "humour" in your post, i did.

After all this time, I think I'm allowed to make a useless post, wouldn't you say?

You can say whatever you want (time doesnt matter...) that's my point.

Especially since it isn't like your routine "spam" like "haha, true that."

I wouldn't say "spam" but i have to agree i haven't much time (and motivation) to post more interesting comments. Anyway i don't really care what you have to say about it, sorry.

Pff, atleast I took the time to come up with some creative shit. It's not supposed to be reality. It's just a frigging joke.

As i said above i got it.

Did you notice i said that in a ironic way quoting MrT and using the exact same sentence responding to what he had said to sauru just before? Take it easy.

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Who is the fool that I am suposed to Pity?

[Jackal]

So you think i didn't understand the "humour" in your post, i did.

First off, any paticuliar reason the word "humour" is in quotations? I'm guessing you're referring to my spelling. Alas, I must ask you to eat shit & die since humour is a word in the english dictionary. It has the same meaning as the word humor. It can be written both ways. Don't believe me? Here:

Dictionary: Humour.

Oh, here's another site: www.collegehumour.com, not the word they use happens to be with "ou" also, "humour". Please refrain from mocking my spelling whilst it isn't needed. It makes you look quite pathetic.

You can say whatever you want (time doesnt matter...) that's my point.

Your comment was directed towards this post. I made this post. I am in a way (using humour) bitching about Mitch Kupchak. You posted you're tired of "us" saying we bitch too much about Kupchak.

Since I can say whatever it is I want, (that is your point, you said so) then why post telling us you get we are fucking tired of Mitch?

You're bitching about my bitching but at the same time you're saying I have the right to say whatever it is I feel like saying. Contradiction anyone?

I wouldn't say "spam" but i have to agree i haven't much time (and motivation) to post more interesting comments. Anyway i don't really care what you have to say about it, sorry.

I didn't mean your posts are spam if that's the way you took it. I probably didn't formulate it in the best manner. What I meant to say is that this post of mine can be viewed as spam but it's better than regular, run of the mill type spam. I in no way implied that your posts are spam.

As i said above i got it.

Yet you posted about me bitching so much.

Did you notice i said that in a ironic way quoting MrT and using the exact same sentence responding to what he had said to sauru just before? Take it easy.

I always take it easy, what's the point of getting "mad" on an internet based forum? Could I knock your head off? No, so in other words I'm always calm & relaxed. Don't worry about that.

I did notice the ironic way you quoted him but your comments reflected what you thought about the thread just as Sauru's comments show how he feels about the Lakers. He dislikes them.

Your post gave out this message: I'm tired of hearing you (me) bitch about Mitch Kupchak because he traded away Shaq & all those other reasons.

What you posted after Mr. T is of no concern to me, my concern is you saying you are tired of me saying (in a joking manner) that I dislike Kupchak. You say I can say whatever I feel like saying, but indirectly you discourage me to speak my mind stating you are tired of reading stuff about Kupchak. If that isn't contradiction, I don't know what is.

Anyways, pointless discussion.

[matmat8]

Anyways, pointless discussion.

Agreed. Misunderstanding but nevermind.
For the "humour" part i was referring to your sense of humour (no offence) not the spelling .

[Sauru]

yeah this thread kinda spun outa control lol. then again seeing as it started as a joke i guess everything else in this thread is ok.

[Incubus]

Koopzhack is really making a name here ´in NLSC.

[[Q]]

I'm glad Mitch got what he deserved for turning on Payton -- a whole lotta shit!

That's right. He got three below average players and gave away a number one pick. No Marcus Banks, no potential stars. That's what you get for disrespecting the Glove!

thank you... it's nice to know the glove fans are still out there.

now let's just hope GP will PLAY this year... hopefully Houston maybe?