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the scream team (espn page2)

Postby j.23 on Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:01 pm

hilarious read, check it out
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hoops/040816

August 16
During practice, Richard Jefferson dunks during a shooting drill and lets out a big scream. Larry Brown tells Jefferson that maybe he should work instead on his 3-point shooting.

August 17: U.S. vs. Greece
After the dismal performance against Puerto Rico, the U.S. scouts and coaches spend hours breaking down film for their next game against host-country Greece. Only at game time does Brown realize that the film they were watching was actually "Grease," staring John Travolta and Oliva Newton-John.

The game plan of double-teaming Kenickie and denying Danny Zuko the post is quickly abandoned. Bizarrely, Brown still tells the team to watch out for Rizzo on the perimeter.

The U.S. loses to Greece 93-58 while shooting 31 percent from the floor. Afterwards, Stephon Marbury, who was just 1 for 10, tells the press, "You know, the fact is I'm just not as good as everyone believes. Think about it: the Timberwolves finally win a playoff series -- after I'm gone. The Nets make it to two straight NBA Finals -- after I leave. Expect the Suns to be much improved this season. As for the Knicks, well, let's just say Spike Lee better not be expecting us to knock off the Pistons."


Finally, after promising a gold medal for the U.S., Carlos Boozer leaves the team and signs with Angola for more money.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rens on Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:09 pm

I loved the running gag of Jefferson just dunking and screaming all the time...
Trailing 28-16 in the second quarter, Jefferson ferociously jams the ball through the rim and lets out a huge yelp. Brown tells Jefferson to give the ball back to Tim Duncan and let him shoot his free throws.

The U.S. has a final shot at victory, but Jefferson clanks a dunk attempt at the buzzer.

:lol:

The Boozer joke was also brilliant.
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Postby Riot on Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:14 pm

Hilarious :lol:
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Postby Andrew on Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:24 pm

Nice material. :) Thanks for the link.
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Postby hmm on Tue Aug 17, 2004 11:17 pm

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Re: the scream team (espn page2)

Postby Incubus on Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:48 am

ESPN wrote:Australia wins 88-72. "The truth is," Shawn Marion tries to explain, "is that we were all resting for the game last night when Poppy showed us this calendar of all these hot female Australian athletes who had posed nude. Well, we spotted some of them in the crowd during the game and I guess we just weren't concentrating out there. And no more questions -- I gotta run. I've got a date with this field hockey player


Read the expression from Odijom`s face

ESPN wrote:In its final shot to make it to the medal round, Team USA faces off against serial patsy Angola. Phelps is given John Stockton's old uniform to wear, but complains that the shorts are too small so he wears his swimsuit instead. He immediately drains four 3-pointers to give the U.S. the lead.


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Postby j.23 on Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:57 am

lol yeah i love how they write stuff in page2.. everything is so random its hilarious
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Postby Wormy10 on Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:16 am

Lol......very funny....nice find :D (Y)
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Postby twolvezfanfoever on Thu Aug 19, 2004 10:34 am

The U.S. loses to Greece 93-58 while shooting 31 percent from the floor. Afterwards, Stephon Marbury, who was just 1 for 10, tells the press, "You know, the fact is I'm just not as good as everyone believes. Think about it: the Timberwolves finally win a playoff series -- after I'm gone. The Nets make it to two straight NBA Finals -- after I leave. Expect the Suns to be much improved this season. As for the Knicks, well, let's just say Spike Lee better not be expecting us to knock off the Pistons."

THATS FUNNY RIGHT THERRE!!
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Postby Fresh8 on Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:37 pm

Man- that is fuckin hilarious...and i havent read it yet. But ESPN2 always have random articles...
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Postby J@3 on Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:22 pm

Man- that is fuckin hilarious...and i havent read it yet.


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Postby Drex on Sun Aug 22, 2004 10:36 am

LMAO! :lol:
Maybe he was referring to the quotes.
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Postby Fresh8 on Sun Aug 22, 2004 12:15 pm

Sorry guI speak bad engerish! :wink:
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Postby Jowe on Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:51 pm

Sit wrote:Sorry guI speak bad engerish! :wink:


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