Where will this world end... Another one from LeBron (joke)

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Where will this world end... Another one from LeBron (joke)

Postby Bill Russell on Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:57 am

Lebron James Buys New Car After Old Car Runs Out Of Gas

AKRON, OH--Lebron James purchased a new car today, replacing his old car, which had run out of gas.

The hoops star was driving his 2004 Lincoln Navigator through his hometown of Akron when the car suddenly stalled. Realizing it had run out of gas, James promptly called for one of his posse members to pick him up and take him to the nearest Lincoln dealership.
“I guess it just slipped my mind to go and fill the tank,” said James. “I was just cruising around and it stopped, just like that. Once I realized I was on 'empty' I knew it was time to buy a new car.”
James proceeded to Santili’s Lincoln in downtown Akron, where he purchased two Lincoln Navigators.
“I’m going to drive around in one of them,” he explained, “and the other one I’m going to have driving behind me in case I run out of gas again and have to abandon this one. See? I can be a pretty thrifty guy.”



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This is fucking unbelievable... It must be some kind of joke...
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Postby PiksS on Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:15 am

somebody has to much money :roll:
wat next???...
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Postby Donatello on Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:57 am

you guys do realize that this is a farce website right?
(like theonion.com, it's all jokes that are put forth in a serious way).
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Postby EGarrett on Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:02 am

Tales, please edit your post to put "Humor" in the subject line or somehow note that it's a joke. People get confused.
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Postby Donatello on Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:19 am

EGarrett wrote:Tales, please edit your post to put "Humor" in the subject line or somehow note that it's a joke. People get confused.


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Postby Carlos Boozer on Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:27 am

Its dumb joke.
LeBron is in Jacksonville,not in Akron.
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Postby j.23 on Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:44 am

lol that site gets me crackin everytime, i luv it
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Postby Donatello on Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:56 am

evan marriot wrote:Its dumb joke.
LeBron is in Jacksonville,not in Akron.


we've already established that it's a joke ;)
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Postby Homer on Fri Jul 30, 2004 4:50 pm

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Postby Bill Russell on Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:50 am

Well, this one's not fake...

LeBron supposedly 6'10, 250 lbs now...

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/olympics ... sive_x.htm
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Postby Donatello on Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:53 am

that doesn't mean he is that height ;)

it just means that he LOOKS big. it means his presence is intimidating.

LOL---sorry to keep shooting down your articles. ;) I'm not saying the article is a fake--ya just misread it :)
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