Do you shave your balls?

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Postby Andrew on Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:56 pm

cyanide wrote:Oh, I'm sorry, it was about the possibility of him being alive. This was already done with Elvis. Move on. Move on.


Well, we all know that Elvis lives.
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Postby shadowgrin on Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:35 pm

But Elvis has left the building, so what's the point.
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Postby Andrew on Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:15 am

Or so they'd like us to believe. :shifty:
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Postby Sauru on Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:07 am

how the hell have i missed this thread, it almost seems pointless to post in it now but whatever, i am gonna anyway.

i dont shave, i have my wife do it for me. i cant stand a mess down there, i wish there was a way to perm remove the hair. hmm there might be a way i never actually looked
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Postby Patr1ck on Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:16 am

Use nair. :cheeky:
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Postby OldReliable on Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:43 am

What else can you use? Shaving sounds boring. Is there any cool products out there?
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Postby dansensei on Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:07 am

Sauru wrote:i dont shave, i have my wife do it for me.

your wife is just sooooo sweet....
do you shave hers too??
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Postby OldReliable on Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:12 am

I am so glad that we don't have pictures on this thread.
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Postby cyanide on Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:29 am

OldReliable wrote:I am so glad that we don't have pictures on this thread.


Don't be so quick to say that. We're all waiting for Jackal's.
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Postby Jackal on Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:08 pm

It's coming soon...to a theater near you.

Naw seriously though, I got a new camera with 8.0 megapixels just to take the special pics.

I'll return the camera after I'm done.
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Postby Emiliano on Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:20 pm

Someone should dye their pubes green, paint their shaft and balls white and their dick head red. On top of that, write with sharpie "Why so serious?" Take a picture of it too see results. Any takers? Jackal?
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Postby shadowgrin on Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:21 pm

^ Jackal might not pull it off.

A camera is not a microscope.
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Postby Jackal on Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:30 pm

Don't worry, it's got an amazing zoom function.

Can't dye my pubes green, they are coming off.

Besides, we have enough dickheads without green hair/white makeup, eh Emiliano?
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Postby OldReliable on Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:55 pm

Why green? You should go to the hair salon and ask for a new style.
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Postby Jackal on Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:42 pm

I hope when you die and go to hell...you are forced to read your own posts.
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Postby PiksS on Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:40 am

I always thought how cool would it be to have a tatoo of Pinocchio's face down there, and the nose is your penis!...just think of all the lines you could say to the girls!
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Postby Andrew on Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:53 am

"No wait, don't go!" springs to mind.
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Postby OldReliable on Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:56 am

His nose went out because he lied.
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Postby Emiliano on Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:05 am

Jackal wrote:Don't worry, it's got an amazing zoom function.

Can't dye my pubes green, they are coming off.

Besides, we have enough dickheads without green hair/white makeup, eh Emiliano?

Didn't realize you were gonna shave them off! Oh well, there goes a picture I would have liked to see....
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Postby Jing on Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:09 am

OldReliable wrote:His nose went out because he lied.


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Postby shadowgrin on Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:29 pm

OldReliable wrote:His nose went out because he lied.

Everytime you say "I love you" to a girl just to have sex with her is a lie.
There you go Pinocchio.
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Postby Andrew on Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:37 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qpaGx1d6rs[/youtube]

Apparently there's no English video up on YouTube at the moment.
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Postby benji on Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:38 pm

Everytime you say "I love you" to a girl just to have sex with her is a lie.

Sometimes you say it to guys and it's not a lie.

Unless you're admitting to something.

Are you? ARE YOU?

PLZ POAST IF UR OK.
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Postby shadowgrin on Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:50 pm

Every moment doesn't need to be lie a benji.
Stop bothering me, you're not my type. :roll:
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Postby benji on Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:02 pm

But he's mine!
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