Do you shave your balls?

Oh, I'm sorry, it was about the possibility of him being alive. This was already done with Elvis. Move on. Move on.

Well, we all know that Elvis lives.

But Elvis has left the building, so what's the point.

Or so they'd like us to believe.

how the hell have i missed this thread, it almost seems pointless to post in it now but whatever, i am gonna anyway.

i dont shave, i have my wife do it for me. i cant stand a mess down there, i wish there was a way to perm remove the hair. hmm there might be a way i never actually looked

Use nair.

What else can you use? Shaving sounds boring. Is there any cool products out there?

i dont shave, i have my wife do it for me.

your wife is just sooooo sweet....
do you shave hers too??

I am so glad that we don't have pictures on this thread.

I am so glad that we don't have pictures on this thread.

Don't be so quick to say that. We're all waiting for Jackal's.

It's coming soon...to a theater near you.

Naw seriously though, I got a new camera with 8.0 megapixels just to take the special pics.

I'll return the camera after I'm done.

Someone should dye their pubes green, paint their shaft and balls white and their dick head red. On top of that, write with sharpie "Why so serious?" Take a picture of it too see results. Any takers? Jackal?

^ Jackal might not pull it off.

A camera is not a microscope.

Don't worry, it's got an amazing zoom function.

Can't dye my pubes green, they are coming off.

Besides, we have enough dickheads without green hair/white makeup, eh Emiliano?

Why green? You should go to the hair salon and ask for a new style.

I hope when you die and go to hell...you are forced to read your own posts.

I always thought how cool would it be to have a tatoo of Pinocchio's face down there, and the nose is your penis!...just think of all the lines you could say to the girls!

"No wait, don't go!" springs to mind.

His nose went out because he lied.

Don't worry, it's got an amazing zoom function.

Can't dye my pubes green, they are coming off.

Besides, we have enough dickheads without green hair/white makeup, eh Emiliano?

Didn't realize you were gonna shave them off! Oh well, there goes a picture I would have liked to see....

His nose went out because he lied.

His nose went out because he lied.

Everytime you say "I love you" to a girl just to have sex with her is a lie.
There you go Pinocchio.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qpaGx1d6rs[/youtube]

Apparently there's no English video up on YouTube at the moment.

Everytime you say "I love you" to a girl just to have sex with her is a lie.

Sometimes you say it to guys and it's not a lie.

Unless you're admitting to something.

Are you? ARE YOU?

PLZ POAST IF UR OK.

Every moment doesn't need to be lie a benji.
Stop bothering me, you're not my type.
Jackal is.

But he's mine!