Bassy Quote

[Fresh8]

Kids say the darndest things: Portland's Sebastian Telfair, caught carrying a pistol on the team's chartered plane, said it was his girlfriend's and he grabbed her purse instead of his. This is the best one since teammate Zach Randolph said he was late because the electronic eye on his gate broke and he couldn't get out of his driveway.

- That's funny... love Zach's more! ummm... u guys got any other funny quotes?

[Fenix]

That's not (intentionally) funny, that's just plain stupid. Why do Blazers keep drafting/signing gangsters?

[Fresh8]

Stupid makes it funny

[Jackal]

You're stupid, yet not funny.

[Fresh8]

I thoguht I was quite the attraction to laugh at tho... ah well!

[Doobie]

That was pretty funny , I got a good chuckle out of it . If anyone needs funny quotes , just look for anything Charles Barkley says.

[Pera]

That was pretty funny , I got a good chuckle out of it . If anyone needs funny quotes , just look for anything Charles Barkley says.

yup that right
but still LOL on the portland thing

[EZJ]

Everybody playing for the Blazers is becoming a Gangster i think. Next Headline will be that Joel Przybilla was caught sellin Crack in Compton

[artestfighttrainer]

They should give em a weed bonus in their contracts.

[Matt]

those electric gates are a bitch, a friend missed work because there was power failure and the thing wouldnt open.

[lassen24]

i hear steve blake is quite the gangster

[air2k5]

That was pretty funny , I got a good chuckle out of it . If anyone needs funny quotes , just look for anything Charles Barkley says.

Lol, i know. I had a friend that moved to Cali for family reasons, I swear my friend is his little twin (17). HE talks like him, looks like him, shit maybe some day he will be in NBA.

[maes]

I love any quotes from Jalen Rose:

On the Vince trade:

I'm a GM in fantasy basketball and I'm a GM on PlayStation, so on PlayStation I probably would have got a little more, but this is real life, so I don’t know.

On outplaying Vince when the Raps played the Nets:

He probably was a little tired from All-Star Weekend. While he was running up and down the court throwing it off the backboard, I was laying on the beach drinking a fruity drink with an umbrella. So I probably gave myself an unfair advantage on that one.

Getting tickets for a Detroit game (where he's from):

I've got to stop this. My entourages are getting entourages.

And this one wasn't meant to be funny but just is, Carmelo on the Knicks:

They'll work it out somehow. With Houston, Marbury, and Crawford, that's a hell of a duo.

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[King James #23]

It wasn't from his wifes purse, he grabbed his wifes pillow.

[J@3]

Lol you'd think he'd notice that his wifes pillow is strangely heavy and has a large black metal object stuffed inside of it.

[Dan's Brain]

Yeah, it's also hard to sleep when you have a gun pressing against your head. Not that i'd know.