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I'm in love with 2 women and is it safe?

Postby beau_boy04 on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:00 am

I'm in love with 2 women, they are both my girlfriends. They don't know of each others of course. They love me so deeply and madly. This is what I called true love.

For the sake of it I'm gonna called them Angelina and Mariana.

Angelina, is 38 years old, long blonde hair, brown eyes, 5'3" and about 135 lbs. She's very nice looking and have some wide hips and big butt which I love. She's very responsible, cooks for me, do my laundry, loves to dance, etc.

Mariana, is 23 years old, long blonde hair and hazel eyes, 5'3 and 100 lbs. She's got this bubble butt and some nice 34 C which I totally adore. She's very genuine and loves to death. She's a such a sweet barbie doll.


They are both been tested for STD's and are both clean and so I am. My question to you all is can I have unprotected with them both without contacting any STD's?
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Postby Jackal on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:14 am

Angelina, is 38 years old, long blonde hair, brown eyes, 5'3" and about 135 lbs. She's very nice looking and have some wide hips and big butt which I love. She's very responsible, cooks for me, do my laundry, loves to dance, etc.


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Postby Doobie on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:28 am

Yes its safe. and this thread made no sense.
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Postby Jackal on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:32 am

Jackal, you can be such a fuckass sometimes. :roll:

Anyways man, to answer your question...

In the aspect of STD's I guess it is safe, I mean all three of you have been tested with nothing to worry about, right?
But...
I would say it would be very, very unsafe for you if both the ladies found out about your two-timing ways. Regardless of the explanation you conjure up.

By the way, angry women seem to have a thing for harming the family jewels, carry a cup after nookie at all times.


and this thread made no sense


You of all people would know.
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Postby cyanide on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:00 am

The fuck. You're cheating on two girls and your question is about STDs? I'd suggest you take a hard look at yourself and figure out which one you're going to stick with instead of taking advantage of them. They're going to find out one of these days that you're a two-timing asshole, and they'll be in a world of hurt, so please, quit being a douche.
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Postby Patr1ck on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:02 am

Well, your running a risk because there is twice the possibility of them cheating on you, like you are on them. If one of them contracts and STD, then all three of you will probably get it before you know that you have it.

P.S. Go for the young chick.

On the other hand, be a playa. Try to get them to do a threesome with you. Get Angelina to dance while she does chores for you and Mariana.
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Postby Lean on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:32 am

So which girl is on your avatar?

Seriously, doing a "multi-task" on both girls can be really time-consuming.
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Postby el badman on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:45 am

Seriously, doing a "multi-task" on both girls can be really time-consuming.

Money-consuming too, except if you're pushing it to not having to pay for shit and being a good ol' mama's boy...
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Postby Oznogrd on Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:32 am

this thread worries me..putting it online where they could see it makes it all the more likely you'll be caught
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Re: I'm in love with 2 women and is it safe?

Postby benji on Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:18 am

I'm getting "NBA Live Cheat Codes"
beau_boy04 wrote:They are both been tested for STD's and are both clean and so I am. My question to you all is can I have unprotected with them both without contacting any STD's?

You don't understand how this works do you?
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Postby Indy on Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:21 am

What the hell is wrong with you?
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Postby Sauru on Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:01 pm

safe? my friend, STD's are the least of your worries if they find out
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Postby Axel on Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:46 pm

I'm going to find out where you live and telling your girlfriends and ruin your life.
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Postby [Q] on Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:27 pm

yes, you are safe unless they're fucking someone else that's diseased. then you get STDs and sloppy seconds.
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Postby Dan's Brain on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:56 pm

I'm in love with 2 women, they are both my girlfriends. They don't know of each others of course. They love me so deeply and madly. This is what I called true love
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THIS is what you call true love? You're a fuckwit.

this thread worries me..putting it online where they could see it makes it all the more likely you'll be caught


they are women, though. and this is the nba live series centre.
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Re: I'm in love with 2 women and is it safe?

Postby diddy on Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:04 pm

beau_boy04 wrote: This is what I called true love.

man, this is the biggest example of FAKE LOVE! trust me, u're wrong!
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Postby Fitzy on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:03 pm

Indy wrote:What the hell is wrong with you?


i agree, lets hope one of them stumble across this forum randomly
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Postby Laxation on Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:18 am

Sauru wrote:safe? my friend, STD's are the least of your worries if they find out

sauru used capitals!
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Postby Drex on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:42 am

Looks like an early entry to the HOF.

Make up your mind and choose one of them.
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Postby Andrew on Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:00 pm

Pdub wrote:Well, your running a risk because there is twice the possibility of them cheating on you, like you are on them. If one of them contracts and STD, then all three of you will probably get it before you know that you have it.


Exactly. As long as they're both faithful I guess you're arguably safer but I still wouldn't safe. I'd also have to agree with the general sentiment of the thread in that STDs aren't the only issue here but that's your call to make, beau_boy04.
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Postby cyanide on Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:05 pm

Andrew wrote:I'd also have to agree with the general sentiment of the thread in that STDs aren't the only issue here but that's your call to make, Doobie.


Doobie? Are you picking on him too? :P
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Postby Andrew on Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:57 pm

Great, I'm becoming a confused old man and I'm not even 25 yet. My apologies to Doobie, I've fixed my previous post.

Anyway, it's your call to make beau_boy04 (I'll get it right this time) but any concerns about STDs aside, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes if the whole thing goes pear shaped.
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Postby diddy on Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:45 pm

Andrew, :mrgreen: yeah, some times it happens, don't bother! doobie is just easyer to remember that beau_boy
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Postby Maaarf on Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:32 pm

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