The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

soooo last night i made a science experiment on my body.

in my efforts to combat the "Asian Glow", I took 30 mg of Pepcid AC to see if it would prevent me from getting red.

it worked really well for a while, but then i think it wore off or something and i got a little red.

^ Meh, it's no big deal. I don't understand why some Asians are so self-conscious about turning red. It's just like blushing, no biggie.

Well I just hate it because almost everybody thinks that you're drunk when you're red... which happens after like 1 beer or even less. so you get accused of not being able to handle your alcohol and stuff like that. yeah i sounds kinda stupid, but it's more annoying than anything else. plus, i can't drink and go to work without detection. in January, i was gone for a few days on vacation and i came back and didn't wanna go to work. so i took a shot of Patron and went to work. after half an hour or so i started to turn red. one of the managers said sometihng about it and i was like oh yeah i went snowboarding and im a little sunburned.

Hey, emo-Drex is buried, same with that girl. Actually, forget that last part.

The way I observe it, alcohol brings emo-Drex to life.

Nah, its more like emo-Drex brings alcohol to my life

I'm pretty fuckin'' sloshed right nowwwwwwwwww FUCK I LOVE FIRST WEEK OF CLASSSSSS
fucking no work ands hit

ahhh yewsss still somewahat buzzed from the bar. me and some homioes went to a bat called Mai Tai in Long Beach. I got kinda drunk, well intoxicated enough to start dancing cuz I just don't dance when im sober becuase i have two left feet. but yeah i started dancing with these two chicks and it was hinlarious. that was the baller kmove of the night. i'm stille trying to figure that out, how i got the balls to dance wiutgh them but oh well

Well I just hate it because almost everybody thinks that you're drunk when you're red... which happens after like 1 beer or even less. so you get accused of not being able to handle your alcohol and stuff like that. yeah i sounds kinda stupid, but it's more annoying than anything else. plus, i can't drink and go to work without detection. in January, i was gone for a few days on vacation and i came back and didn't wanna go to work. so i took a shot of Patron and went to work. after half an hour or so i started to turn red. one of the managers said sometihng about it and i was like oh yeah i went snowboarding and im a little sunburned.

I'm friends with quite a few Asians, and I'm yet to notice any of them turning red when drunk.

You sure it's not just you?

One of my firends turns red when he even looks at alcohol, lol. Kinda sucks for him though because he fits the stereotype perfectly, in that he cant handle liquor at all. Last year he came out with us to a frat party over at rutgers, He had one cup of the jungle juice and was rendered unconscious for the rest of the damn night. I had to carry the bastard out to my car at the end of the night. Mind you I'm not in the best shape myself at 3 in the morning.

turning red while drunk and can be prevented if you take i believe it was Pepcid 45 minutes before drinking according to my asian friends...

I would advice against taking any pills or medicines with the combination of alcohol. You don't know what shite will result and you might end up dead.

yeah i thought of that but i decided to give it a try. anyways, it works for a while like i said but it wears off eventually or i just drink too much

i'm stille trying to figure that out, how i got the balls to dance wiutgh them but oh well

The wonders of alcohol . They get big when you're drunk. To bad they shrink when you get sober .

shitfaced here and the verdict is my life sucks, too much stres and no payoff, my best friend is moving away, all the girls i like are taken or have no interest in me, i try to go ut and meet people and just get ignored...fuck this shit...

EDIT: forgot to add grandpa extremely sick in the hospital and i cant even get home to see him...

Last edited by Oznogrd on Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.

wats up illini... wats up.

How the heck are we supposed to post here while drunk?

So impractical. I'm not going to drink at my computer.

Went to a party last night. Big gay party. Haha.

Can't realy brag about how many shots I had. I just know I had a lot, because I ended up befriending the creepiest person at the party, and before the night was over we were drunkenly staggering down mainstreet holding hands and supporting each other from falling over. We talked about some stuff, but I dont remember what it was.

I really am regretting the hand holding thing bc there was no attraction there that I am aware of.

fuck.

How the heck are we supposed to post here while drunk?

youre supposed to come home still drunk and start drunk posting. thats how i do it.

How the heck are we supposed to post here while drunk?

youre supposed to come home still drunk and start drunk posting. thats how i do it.

oh, when i come home, the first thing on my mind is sleep.

I am soooo hungover. Im really starting to question why I do this to myself, is it for the bitches? Who knows why. Im pretty sure my generation is going to be the one that is known for chronic liver disease.

Great hungover/drunk txt with me mate.

Me: Dude im so hungover

Mate: Yeah man, those vodka orange things. I woke up this morning screaming cos I felt like poo covered in death

I'm not drunk, but I haven't slept for 30+ hours and I've just downed a pint of wine in about 4 minutes. Updates to follow... or not.

nothing like 2 shots of vodka to start to get you buzzed. nothing too crazy yet. hopefully I'll get tired soon so I can forget the pain, so I will stop thinking about things. seeing a shrink on Saturday... was hoping i could see him on Thursday but i have class. hopefully going clubbing on THursday night so I can forget the pain this bitch has put me through. but a small part of me still wants her. but yet she blows me off and makes up excuses only to hang out with my friend instead. stupid slut. spending a couple hours with her a week ago is the only moment I've been happy in the last couple of weeks. and she just takes it away. life isn't fair.

hooray being drunk
boo going downtown and it being dead quiet

What do you mean its tuesday?

what started out as lonesome predrinks turned into me drinking way too much homebrew.

$16 for 2 slabs of 7.5% beer ftw btw

now is it just me, or is tge lyrics to cascadas song pretty fucking weird...

"boy meets girl, (meets girl) you were my dream my world but i was blind you cheated on me from behind"

like cmon, we've all contemplated doing the phantom (fuck a girl from behind, switch with ur mate quickly, and then go wave at the girl from outside throgh the window) but did anyone actually follow through with it?

APPARENTLY the guy ms. cascada was fucking!

many lols all round...

btw, kwame brown sucks
"My plan for the Warriors is to sign him to a $20m/1 yr deal and then trade him for KG at the deadline.

I mean, he's been traded for guys like Caron Butler and Pau Gasol...its not too much of a stretch, right?"
~some dude on realhm

thats what uni does to you kids, stay away!

Ha, this has potential to be a funny thread, but I can't be bothered with going through all the pages.. Anyone wanna direct me to the funnier parts?