The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

[Sauru]

i am still waiting to see more drunk pics

[[Q]]

hell yeah. glad you guys bumepd this thread.

not exactly drunk but i'm pretty buzzed... hoping to get a (semi-)good night of sleep for the first itme in like a week or two. i honestly think it's been contributing to my general irritability and "fuck the world" pessimitsic attitude in the last few weeks, among other things.

so i will take this time to rant. yes, i know there's a letting off steam thread, but i wouldn't normally say this stuff if i hadn't been drinking.

first off, I would take this oppurtunity to say fuck females. from the one asian chick that doesn't give me the time of day because she's really into white guys, to the fucking flirty ass mexican chick at work that rubs her tits on my arm "accidentally" and flirts with me on a consistent basis and then talks about wanting to see her boyfriend, to all the bitches that don't give asian guys the time of day. fuck em all.

which leads me to my second point... fuck white people. bitch ass white peopel (at least in the US) always trying to keep minorites down so they'll be in power. part of me feels that a lot of indirect racism that exists today is here because of racism from the past. prehaps the reason why girls arent attracted to azns is because when the railroad workers from China were taking the white man's girls over here, they had to do whatever it took to keep it from happening. by any means necessary, even if it means speading lies and propaganda. hell, even interracial marriage was still looked down upon here until the mid 90's.

fuck the managers at my work. first off the operations maganer (who i work directly under) is a lazy bastard that honestly doesn't care about his job. i mean, honestly how do I request the night of my 21st birthday and the morning after off over a mionth in advance and not get it off? only to have not ONE but TWO other people in my department get those days off AND the whole week off. and then the store director who picks a replacement for an open supervisor postion without ginving me an interview after I made it known i was interseted. i was one of the most qualified people for that position and not even a fucking interview. all this after he said that he would be interviewing all candidates for the spot.

fuck my genes. what ever i do, no matter how hard i try, my upper body never gets any bigger. on the flip side though, i have some crazy abs. i do like that though. the only problem with that is that i can't go walking around holding my shirt up showing them off. arms & chest are probably the most noticable things because of shirts.

and fuck my contacts man. i got conjunctivitis (inflammation of the inside of the eyelid) from it and now i can't wear contacts at all... which really sucks when palying basketball because i lose most of my peripheral cvision with glasses on. i got hit in the head with a pass because i was cutting and didn't see the ball coming.

and lastly fuck xbox360/dwade/conseverse/gilbert/i love men/SantaClaus or whatever the fuck you call yourself right now for being annoying as fuck and for posting shit that doesn't even matter. thank you.

dan, im not nearly as drunk as i should be. i can stil l comprehend what im writing and im not saying stupid shit yet.

ps. andrew is so awesome that in the morning he doesn't need alarm clock to wake up. as a matter of fact, he wakes his alarm clock up in the morning [/bad joke to say especially when you've been drinking]

[Gundy]

ps. andrew is so awesome that in the morning he doesn't need alarm clock to wake up. as a matter of fact, he wakes his alarm clock up in the morning [/bad joke to say especially when you've been drinking]

I lol'd.

[Clock]

Q, I feel ya man. althogh, I'm white so I can't really agreeee on the white part , abnd im 'preety damn drunk. mna the russian guy how invented absulut is a fucking genius...

wow i just met my best friend from like 7 or 8 years ago after like 5 years i havent seen him. plus i kind of got my self invited to the girl i love's bday party. the thing is my current best freind is in love with this girl so i guees this is not a good thing....

GOD BLESS RUSSIA

[Sauru]

hell yeah. glad you guys bumepd this thread.


which leads me to my second point... fuck white people. bitch ass white peopel (at least in the US) always trying to keep minorites down so they'll be in power. part of me feels that a lot of indirect racism that exists today is here because of racism from the past. prehaps the reason why girls arent attracted to azns is because when the railroad workers from China were taking the white man's girls over here, they had to do whatever it took to keep it from happening. by any means necessary, even if it means speading lies and propaganda. hell, even interracial marriage was still looked down upon here until the mid 90's.


and lastly fuck xbox360/dwade/conseverse/gilbert/i love men/SantaClaus or whatever the fuck you call yourself right now for being annoying as fuck and for posting shit that doesn't even matter. thank you.

lmao at the full thread but i gotta comment on these 2 parts.

its true a majority of white people try to keep others down so they can stay in power, however its not true that they only try to keep minorities down. see the real problem is not black,white,asian, or whatever. nope, the real problem is rich vs poor. speaking as a white male who cannot qualify for a single financial aid from the state even though people who make what i make and sometimes more,can. see, these rich white people, only help the people, who in the end will help further the careers of said rich people.

as for the second part, i agree fully. it bothers me enough when people change names on this forum, but to add ontop of that the type of posts he makes, well shit he is at the bottom of my list.

[shadowgrin]

from the one asian chick that doesn't give me the time of day because she's really into white guys

WHITE POWER! *raises arms*

fucking flirty ass mexican chick at work that rubs her tits on my arm "accidentally" and flirts with me on a consistent basis and then talks about wanting to see her boyfriend

Why don't you jokingly say something like, "Why do you want to see your boyfriend when I'm right here?" or anything similar to that. Her reply might finally remove the vagueness of her flirting whether she really wants you or not.

fuck my genes. what ever i do, no matter how hard i try, my upper body never gets any bigger

C'mon now, you're old to display teen angst.
Double your effort on your upper body. If you do 3 sets, make it six, and etc..

which leads me to my second point... fuck white people. bitch ass white peopel (at least in the US) always trying to keep minorites down so they'll be in power. part of me feels that a lot of indirect racism that exists today is here because of racism from the past. prehaps the reason why girls arent attracted to azns is because when the railroad workers from China were taking the white man's girls over here, they had to do whatever it took to keep it from happening. by any means necessary, even if it means speading lies and propaganda. hell, even interracial marriage was still looked down upon here until the mid 90's.

I like how that paragraph is about Q's racism rant and then turns into a historical backdrop of how Q can't get no punani.

[Axel]

ts true a majority of white people try to keep others down so they can stay in power, however its not true that they only try to keep minorities down. see the real problem is not black,white,asian, or whatever. nope, the real problem is rich vs poor. speaking as a white male who cannot qualify for a single financial aid from the state even though people who make what i make and sometimes more,can. see, these rich white people, only help the people, who in the end will help further the careers of said rich people.

amen!

I was going to take a First Year Seminar on that... I might still do it if it is open

[JaoSming]

WHITE POWER! *raises arms*

God dammit, lol

[Andrew]

ps. andrew is so awesome that in the morning he doesn't need alarm clock to wake up. as a matter of fact, he wakes his alarm clock up in the morning [/bad joke to say especially when you've been drinking]

If you'd said I wake my alarm clock up with a roundhouse kick, it would have been perfect.

[Sauru]

ps. andrew is so awesome that in the morning he doesn't need alarm clock to wake up. as a matter of fact, he wakes his alarm clock up in the morning [/bad joke to say especially when you've been drinking]

If you'd said I wake my alarm clock up with a roundhouse kick, it would have been perfect.

you may be awesome, but you aint no chuck norris

[[Q]]

fucking flirty ass mexican chick at work that rubs her tits on my arm "accidentally" and flirts with me on a consistent basis and then talks about wanting to see her boyfriend

Why don't you jokingly say something like, "Why do you want to see your boyfriend when I'm right here?" or anything similar to that. Her reply might finally remove the vagueness of her flirting whether she really wants you or not.

lol i thought of that like 30 seconds after that, when she started to walk away.

[Jackal]

I'm quite drunk right now, but I don't know, I'm not the type to go all "ofmg im so dru3n932nk rignt now" on you guys.

Sure did backspace my sentance in The Fitness Guide a lot of times. I miss my bed.

[cyanide]

^ All this time, I didn't think a protein shake would do this to you

[---]

i got so drunk last night and now i have the worst hangover. i still feel druink. fuck heaven hill and fuck secutirty putting bricks on the ground.

sophie is hot

thats all.

[Andrew]

ps. andrew is so awesome that in the morning he doesn't need alarm clock to wake up. as a matter of fact, he wakes his alarm clock up in the morning [/bad joke to say especially when you've been drinking]

If you'd said I wake my alarm clock up with a roundhouse kick, it would have been perfect.

you may be awesome, but you aint no chuck norris

That goes without saying. Who could possibly match that level of greatness?

[Dro]

Dro chiming in, just to let everyone know of his utter disappointment regarding the lack of a "post here when you are high thread. Having a great time and still being able to type coherently and waking up without feeling like pure and complete ass the next morning? priceless.

For Shame...

[Drex]

What kind of sick fuck would encourage kids to try drugs? I'm so disappointed in you, Dro. Please guys, don't listen to him and keep drinking.

[Dro]

What kind of sick fuck would encourage kids to try drugs? I'm so disappointed in you, Dro. Please guys, don't listen to him and keep drinking.

Yeah, because glorifying alcohol is a GREAT influence for the kids on this forum. I'm not encouraging kids to do anything, but I would discourage binge drinking just as fast as I would discourage herb (to kids, anyway). This thread isn't a great influence to any kid anywhere, so please don't call me a 'sick fuck'.

[shadowgrin]

I see that Dro's sarcasm detector is broken.

Why don't we just all synergize topics in one single thread.
The "post here when you are drunk, high, and about to drive" thread.

[cyanide]

I see that Dro's sarcasm detector is broken.

He must've been high at the time

The "post here when you are drunk, high, and about to drive" thread.

I'd leave it the way it is, because apparently when one gets high, posts are coherent, which kills the entertainment. When one drives high or drunk, one dies.

[[Q]]

i know people that drive high a lot. it doesn't really impair your driving as much as alcohol. my roommate's one of them.

[Drex]

Apparently someone's on his period.

[Silas]

Yes, I would always check NLSC first then go out and drive. It's the rational thing to do. It helps me focus.

[Patr1ck]

People who drive high rarely drive as fast as the speed limit.

[Dro]

Apparently someone's on his period.

Sorry bro, at the time I seriously detected 0% sarcasm in your post. Weird, because I'm usually pretty good about stuff like that.

But yeah, driving high isn't nearly as dangerous as drunk driving, but nevertheless your reaction time will still be affected.