The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

Well. I guess this means that there will be no more posting for me until this little incident goes away.

I have to go back to the washroom and continue to vomit the crap out of myself anyway.

Hey look, it's the drunk gay guy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hahahaha that was hilarious

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Henry dice:
but i feel like a tim the tool man taylor
Drex  xD dice:
the drunk gay guy


Haha Classic

Fortunately I keep myself away from my pc everytime I hit some bottle... this incident was pure gold though

Henry dice:
i'm t e guy with the banana on is forehead
Henry dice:
and screams out pickled pies

so random

Well Im not drunk... But ive been taking caffeine tablets today to help me concentrate on studying, and now I'm done for the day and want to go to sleep.

But I'm not that tired yet...

So instead I'm amusing myself on NLSC forums. Its great to see we have a new unintentional comedian on our hands, reading zans posts in the NBA forum has put me in a great mood.

I was considering putting some Monty Python on and going to sleep, except one of my mums friends borrowed my laptop chord for the weekend cos she lost hers -.- now its out of battery and I can't watch anything on it Dam life's tough for me sometimes

ANYwho

Caffeine tablets also make you thirsty, so Im gonna be up all night peeing... have a good one

well im semi drunk, had a Kava night with my Fijian mates...and then followed it up with beers...weirdest feeling man. Beer tastes like crap after Kava though Its like brushing your teeth then drinking OJ. Not recommended.

Anyways...nothing really important to report...just chilling and reminising...for some reason when i drink i start to think about the latest chick i screwed up with I guess feeling sorry for yourself is all part of it lol. Anyways...nice thread...but don't think im hammered enough to contribute a "classic" post.

Night!!!!

After reading Its_asdf's post in another thread, I came in here searching for his name.

It explains everything

Last night was awesome. Got drunk, got with a nice girl, saw some old friends, stayed the night at the party and no hangover today!

Would talking about reefer be looked down upon here? Health-wise, it's no worse than alcohol. A "post here when you're high" thread would surely generate more thoughtful posts than a drunken rant, no?

i am a lil bit drunk babes. i was on schützenfest in the village next to mine. it was not as goood as the schützenfest in the village i live but we had a lot of beer and 8 bottles of "Korn" (43%) with 10 persons...friday...
saturday we only enjoyed beer and vodka but now i found this thread and thought that it is really good to post here a litltle answer

oha btw: i dont know how much the average american can drink but once i drunk alcohol with americans they just needed about 1/2 of a bottle "jägermeister" to be drunk...can that be true?

i wanna see more pictures of drunk people

jagerbomb plus electric lemonade=good fucking times

fuck rum & coke... i'll take straight rum for me thanks..... i <3 capotain morgan.

Would talking about reefer be looked down upon here? Health-wise, it's no worse than alcohol. A "post here when you're high" thread would surely generate more thoughtful posts than a drunken rant, no?

DoobieKnicks started a "Smoke it Up" thread a while back and it literally turned into a argument of both sides of the spectrum of whether marijuana is truly bad or not, some interesting drug policies, and somehow we even got on the subject of rape. You can do it if you want but just be forewarned you might open a can of worms.

I drank (and got drunk) for the first time last night.

I went to a grad party, and had 7 shots of bacardi and grey goose. They didn't have anything to mix it with

Fortunately I feel fine today and I didn't throw up yesterday.

i'll take straight rum for me thanks.....

Hell yeah...put a couple of sticks of cinnamon in your bottle, let it simmer 3-4 weeks, and the shots taste fucking sweet...

Would talking about reefer be looked down upon here? Health-wise, it's no worse than alcohol. A "post here when you're high" thread would surely generate more thoughtful posts than a drunken rant, no?

DoobieKnicks started a "Smoke it Up" thread a while back and it literally turned into a argument of both sides of the spectrum of whether marijuana is truly bad or not, some interesting drug policies, and somehow we even got on the subject of rape. You can do it if you want but just be forewarned you might open a can of worms.

i am curious to see how a drug topic turns to rape.

It really is the natural progression.

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

Would talking about reefer be looked down upon here? Health-wise, it's no worse than alcohol. A "post here when you're high" thread would surely generate more thoughtful posts than a drunken rant, no?

DoobieKnicks started a "Smoke it Up" thread a while back and it literally turned into a argument of both sides of the spectrum of whether marijuana is truly bad or not, some interesting drug policies, and somehow we even got on the subject of rape. You can do it if you want but just be forewarned you might open a can of worms.

i am curious to see how a drug topic turns to rape.

ask and ye shall receive

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had too much to drink last night along with my friend....

led to her hitting on me multiple times. Then we went out for a walk around her house and I got attacked by her huge black lab...

overall fun night though. Her house is in the middle of nowhere though so I cant drunk dial anyone or post on the internet when I'm drunk.

Drunk dialing is the greatest. Pity its not free, i spent $80 of my pre paid credit Saturday night calling slappers while im drunk lol.

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had too much to drink last night along with my friend....

led to her hitting on me multiple times. Then we went out for a walk around her house and I got attacked by her huge black lab...

overall fun night though. Her house is in the middle of nowhere though so I cant drunk dial anyone or post on the internet when I'm drunk.

well, you at least had drunk unprotected sex with her then, right?

Drunk dialing is the greatest. Pity its not free, i spent $80 of my pre paid credit Saturday night calling slappers while im drunk lol.

I believe Virgin Mobile now has a service that allows you to temporarily place a block on a number so you can't drunk dial anyone that you're going to regret drunk dialling the next day.