The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

Ugh.. had a couple shots worth of Captain Morgan or something... that shit is like very bad cough syrup.... hurting my head a little. woooo

ugh jing...never do shots of any rum...blech

yep agaign

Well, its 8.25am i just got home from an awesome night. Some retarded like 14 year olds kids pai d this dude to get them shits loads of alcohol from super liquor. I was at my cousins friends cousin ( and these kids were drinkin outsid.e it was funny cos they got drunk so quick and we just went and took all there drink. Then we all got drunk and just fucked around, i probably made about 18 sandwiches,. But then we were walking past this car, and i was playign round and open the door, and it just opened, then i opened the boot and there was lotas of badminton gear in there and we started playin badminton drunk on the road.. It was more fun than it sounds. Well im gonna stop typig now because i keep pressing page up and my finger is hurting.

actually, before i go i gotta say there was a fuckin transexual in town. i was like "are you a guy?" and its like "your just angry cos u cant get this honey" i have never been more disgusted in my life. I need to get up in 1.30 hours to watch greg oden drop 143 points on Iowa (or some opther school). plus i gotta shit

merry christmas everyone what better time to getshit faced?

and for some odd reason these videos are so much dam funnier..

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/peanutbutter.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9zdCNPDt7Q

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Flite, how old are you again?

Ugh.. had a couple shots worth of Captain Morgan or something... that shit is like very bad cough syrup.... hurting my head a little. woooo

Captain Mo is probably my favorite drink over then beer. You just have to get used to it, and you will relish the taste.

Axel I turned 17 last month. I feel sick from tonights drink, we broke into Waltham pool and went for a swim it was pretty damn cool. Does anyone know is drinking fast then swimming makes you feel sick? I had hardly any "drunk" effect from the drink but now I just feel tired and sick.

goddamn i cab;'t believe i made it t othis thread. the search feature works wodners.... one thinkg i love being about asian is that sometime its a good thing that it dones't take much alcohol to get you tipsy. man i have to pee.




p.s. Vodka + Minute Maid limeade = best tasting vodka drink known to man. goes down so easy.

Lol if your in America what are you doing drunk on a Wednes day morning, you should either have school or work tomorrow. Hot damn if your still in high school that would be so sweet.

That's the beuaty of college, HT23.

I can't wait for college. 2 more years and that will hopefully be me.

this needs to be stickied, too hard to find while not sober....just watched clerks 2 with a hot chick while wasted and am still wasted, too bad i didnt get any....bah

No wonder you didn't get any, you're wasted and went out while the chick, I'm assuming, is sober. What you did is like drinking and driving for punani, you're guaranteed to get no action.

this needs to be stickied, too hard to find while not sober....just watched clerks 2 with a hot chick while wasted and am still wasted, too bad i didnt get any....bah

yeah I was abvout to say when i saw a reply in this thread that it might be hard to use the search function when you're drunk. I don't think the search function would get it if you typed in "pst herrerrere wjrm your asdsdgd crunk thrasdsfd"

Err... this shouldn't be stickied...

Yeah wow how did that happen General Talk; the "sticky threads when you are drunk" forum.

"sticky the drunk thread when you're slightly buzzed and caught up in the moment" forum, thank you very much.

havent got shit faced in a long long time......damn, it's probably been over 8mnths. These upcoming holidays though, it's on.

8 months? Are you even human?

No wonder you didn't get any, you're wasted and went out while the chick, I'm assuming, is sober. What you did is like drinking and driving for punani, you're guaranteed to get no action.

the chick drank, just 3 shots for her is tipsy ,3 shots for me is hammered, fuck being tiny and getting wasted off nothing....i still even sober think this needs a sticky though it took a lot of effort to find last night and i wasnt that drunk. I dont know how i found it that night i was watching mallrats and the wall was moving....

This thread still shouldn't be stickied.
Just think of the hilarious opportunities it can create just by looking for it.

*glances at Nick*

Well I have 14minutes until the new episode of Entourage finishes downloading, and I have been drinking for a while in preparation for tonight.

Tonight I will be going to a bar in the hopes of meeting a nice, beautiful French backpacker, who will take me to Byron bay for a holiday to meet her equally horny twin sister.
Failing that, Im going to a bar with a mate to get shitfaced off of $4.50 jugs of beer.


$5 says its Tooheys New


ATM I dont have too much interesting to say, except that I have been camping for the last 4 days (btw, best quote from camping is a tie between two: "Last night, my tent was doing burnouts" and during a silence, whilst looking at a beer "good month this") and havnt seen a girl over the age of 10 in just as long. I'm going to be like one of those guys who went to an all-boys-school for their entire life, and then end up living in a share-house with some mates when they finally get to start Uni.

I know these guys, they drop out very quickly...

And yes, I say 'finally get to start uni' because Uni kicks ass. At Deakin (if you know it) there is a PUB ON CAMPUS WITH $2.60 BEERS

Ill let that sink in...

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So basically, I am also going to fail first year, but in all seriousness, it will be one of the greatest years of my life.

I now understand why Jaokim Noah didnt take up that million$ first-overall-pick and instead stayed in College.

Anyway, enough of my ramblings for now.

I need to piss and vaccuum in the 6minutes I have before Entourage is finished downloading. If something interesting happens tonight, Ill post about it.



I will allow you to hold your breath.
Remember, $4.50 jugs.

I'm notdruk riht now but I'm on Valium (from dentist) and its fuckin awesome,

i must say Bacardi 151 is the devil (shit's like 98% alcohol or something ridiculous). 1 shot of that + 1 shot of Malibu rum + 1 shot of Captain Morgan = DONE. crazy hangover this morning, but not too bad.

it took me like a good 5 seconds of chugging soda out of a 2 liter bottle before my body was able to begin to forget about that aftertaste.