The Letting Off Steam Thread

[axare]

And this weird cocky History teacher from Florida, he's 6'2". We all Asians are gonna have neck problems looking up at him everyday. Ahh, what a first day of school...
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It's 6'2" not 7'0 and above....come on man...and i'm asian, 5'6 saying that... by the way i hate cocky teachers....especially when its history teachers...they bore you and when you sleep they give you detention and so on...teachers are gay

[bigh0rt]

And this weird cocky History teacher from Florida, he's 6'2". We all Asians are gonna have neck problems looking up at him everyday. Ahh, what a first day of school...
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It's 6'2" not 7'0 and above....come on man...and i'm asian, 5'6 saying that... by the way i hate cocky teachers....especially when its history teachers...they bore you and when you sleep they give you detention and so on...teachers are gay

Excuse me... I'm a teacher. And without your teachers you'd be a thoughless waste, which you don't appear to be much more than anyway.

Don't stereotype people (i.e. teachers) unless you actually know what you're talking about, eh? I could easily do the same thing for students and children like yourself.

[axare]

I was talking bout the cocky history teachers man....not talking bout EVERY TEACHER IN THE WORLD...i just hate cocky teachers...its just something bout them i hate...

[bigh0rt]

I was talking bout the cocky history teachers man....not talking bout EVERY TEACHER IN THE WORLD...i just hate cocky teachers...its just something bout them i hate...

That's all and well. There are teachers (both ones I've had and ones I work with) who I don't care for as well. It was the 'teachers are gay' comment that I took offense to. It'd be like me saying 'students are douschebags' but only meaning the ones who annoy me -- the statement implies all.

Anyway, it's over and done with.

[cklitsie]

It's douchebag, Mr. Teacher -- just messing around of course.

[bigh0rt]

It's douchebag, Mr. Teacher -- just messing around of course.

Bah, dousche, douche, whatever. I teach Math, not English.

Actually, that's a word I commonly mis-spell (within reason -- I mean how frequently can I possibly use the word, right?). One of these days I'll learn. I finally figured out how to spell receive right -- so I'm not a lost cause.

[Its_asdf]

I finally figured out how to spell receive right

Damn, I always spelled it as "recieve". I guess you do learn something new everyday.

[Drex]

Get laid for fuck's sake.

Hey, it's not like I have't tried. But that little girl started screaming "rapist! rapist!" and kicked me in the balls.


Joke, of course. But now I'm feeling a lot better. Going out really helps

[Dan's Brain]

that fine print was a little too fine, Drex.

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DAMMIT!!! i used to have alot of old 5 and 10 cent coins that my mum used to give me when i was little. i had a jar filled with them. about 4 weeks ago when we moved i found the jar again and was bored waiting for my bed to arrive when i put them all al order, i remember having 2 2004 5c coins. these went out of circulation lately, but i thought nothing of keeping them them because i knew that there we soooooo many of these 5c coins everywhere, that they probably wernt going to be worth anything to collectors, especially ones made so recently. anyway, after my bed arrived i set up my room and wateva and wen i was done i was tired and needed some food, mum gave me her change wich was $1.30 and i noticed i was 10c short for a scoop of chips. i went into my room and grabbed the first 5c coins, which were the last in the line (i arranged them in order). i went down and bought my chips and had a good feed. about 6 hours ago i see on TV that 2004 5c coins are worth alot to colecters because there were only 35,000 made. i have a quick look on trademe.co.nz and see that a 5c coin from 2004 just sold for $900! i ran up to my room so fuckin fast and ripped the lid off that god dam jar and frantacly spilt the coins on to the floor and went thru each 5c coin, 88, 93, 97, 84 wateva but no 2004! i have a look all thru my room but find nothing. next thing mum yells out "fish and chips for tea tonite" the memory of me spending those last 2 5c coins instantly pops into my head, and i yell out a loud "FUCK"..................................................

heres a link to some sales going on tonite, most of the big sellers hav already sold as the hype of the coins being on the news caused a big rush

http://www.trademe.co.nz/browse/searchr ... price_desc

[bigh0rt]

Dude, that sucks.

[Cloudy]

My bad, he's 6'8". Just asked today... And I got locked out of class today for being late, this is just the second day of school. Sigh....

[BIG GREEN]

I been planning a date with this chick i knew from high school....but she says we better do it soon cause her man is comming back from prison. We plan the shit for thursday night. I see her online tonight and i mention that i just came back upstate from visiting the city today. She retorts with "who diss?"....then the person identifies themself as "her man...how you know her?". I tell the dude my name...and he asks "who??". At which point im getting pissed off..so i tell the fucker "why ask who diss on your woman's msn when you don't know anyone on her list?". He replies with "you loose wit it...it was just a question duke..we done." I repeat the same thing to him i said earlier..then he signs out.

I'm guessing she put the dog on a leesh or some shit. Thugs think they can talk shit even on the net..it's amazing. In either case....i'm carrying a shiv with me when i go out with her thursday night...especially considering she lives in the south bronx.

[Tuomas]

Haha, that sounds pretty messed up... just like the movie Baby Boy

[ixcuincle]

I ordered a computer Monday that was 279 dollars and had all this :
Processor
* Athlon 64 3700+ 2.2 GHz
Memory
* Memory Installed 1 GB (2 x 512)
* Speed supported PC3200 MB/sec
* Type 184 pin, DDR SDRAM
Hard drive
* 200 GB
16x DVD(+/-)R/RW (+/-)R DL LightScribe drive/CD/R/RW

* DVD-R DL Write Once 4X
* DVD+R DL Write Once 2.4X
* DVD+R Write Once 16X
* DVD+RW Rewritable 4X
* DVD-R Write Once 8X
* DVD-RW Rewritable 4X
* DVD ROM Read 16X
* CD-R Write Once 40X
* CD-RW Rewritable 24X
* CD-ROM Read 40X

DVD-ROM drive

* Maximum speed: 16X

Video graphics

* Integrated graphics

Sound/audio

* Controller: AC97 audio
* Location: Integrated

Network (LAN)

* Integrated 10/100 Base-T networking interface

_________________________________

I was going to add a video card and monitor , but basically a computer like that for 279 american dollars is a HUGE deal , especially when computers like that usually cost 600 - 1000 dollars. So I order the computer Monday , and later that night I get emails telling me the product is no longer available. I don't know if I will ever find a good computer like that again.

[rabbitx]

it was probably a scam...

[Fenix]

I been planning a date with this chick i knew from high school....but she says we better do it soon cause her man is comming back from prison. We plan the shit for thursday night. I see her online tonight and i mention that i just came back upstate from visiting the city today. She retorts with "who diss?"....then the person identifies themself as "her man...how you know her?". I tell the dude my name...and he asks "who??". At which point im getting pissed off..so i tell the fucker "why ask who diss on your woman's msn when you don't know anyone on her list?". He replies with "you loose wit it...it was just a question duke..we done." I repeat the same thing to him i said earlier..then he signs out.

I'm guessing she put the dog on a leesh or some shit. Thugs think they can talk shit even on the net..it's amazing. In either case....i'm carrying a shiv with me when i go out with her thursday night...especially considering she lives in the south bronx.

That's sooooo 8-hype. But then again, you actually are big, strong, black and live in USA .

[Jugs]

I've been sick with like colds/flus/chest infections for the past 5 weeks and it's shitting me. Finish winter! Finish!

And my basketball season FINALLY ended with my team winning 0 games. 16 losses and 4 byes.

Fucken coach can suck my cock.

[Drex]

You're sick, so he should probably wait a couple days

EDIT: Uh oh, forgot about something. I know I shouldn't say this, but...

Get laid for fuck's sake

It really helped...

[Its_asdf]

Holy mother fucker, I just slipped and fell in my shower and landed hard on my ass. I can't even take a shit without having my ass feel like it's being set on fire while being beaten by a gigantic wooden plank.

[cyanide]

One of my knees is discoloured. Reason being is because after I put my shoes on, I got up and accidently, with full force, rammed my knee against the sharp corner of a wall. I fell down to the floor and grimaced in pain. After a few seconds of witnessing the sharp sensations of what they call, "pain," I got up and tested my range of motion to ensure nothing was broken. Thank god.

[---]

damn man that sucks, yesterday i turned around on my chair and scrapped a big line of skin out of the top of my foot on the corner of my desk

[shadowgrin]

Uh oh, forgot about something. I know I shouldn't say this, but...

Get laid for fuck's sake

It really helped...

It would be a crime if we let your break-up pass away without using the photo below:
The reaction when Drex found out his girlfriend doesn't love him anymore:

[R.J.]

What the hell? FUCK. This deutshe guy made a contest for a Todd Helton jersey card to make the best sig, and I entered. This was mine:



and he picked this other guy's CRAP:



What a fuckin joke

[Ruff Ryder]

Well, that time has come. At this moment of time, my heart is suffering because I've lost something very important to me. I've lost a best friend. I've lost a brother. I've lost the only thing that kept me optimistic, the only thing that fueled me through the day. I lost the only thing that gave me a positive outlook on life. With all the troubles in my life, he was the only thing that kept me straight. When I was by myself, when I felt all alone in the world, this was the only thing that kept me grounded, the only thing that would be there for me. When I was alone and I needed to pass time, he was the most reliable thing that I could come to. Yes, he showed his age but the one thing about him was he was consistent. However long it took him to do something, he always got it done.

Unfortunately, earlier today he seemed to be having internal troubles. I had two options. I could either let him keep struggling, (which I just couldn't bare seeing) but keep my optimism or he would have to endure a life-risking reconstructive surgury. Well, I chose the latter and attempted something life-risking. Unfortunately, during open-case surgery, the top of the case fell YANKING his main cardiac artery, forcing him to convulse suddenly and then to completely cease his pulse. I tried to repair it but I couldn't. I COULDN'T! I COULD NOT SAVE HIIIIIM!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????? IT WASN'T HIS TIMEEEE!!!!

R.I.P Sony P. S. TWO
pronounced dead Sunday, August 27, 2006 at 6:34 p.m.
2002-2006

Currently his son, Sony P. S. Pee and younger brother, Sony Rio are in mourning. Sony P. S. Pee is dressed in all black and will remain that way until he can accept the fact that his father has moved on to a better place. Sony Rio has taken time off of his DJ job to mourn. He currently only plays "Goodbye" by DMX and "Where'd you go" by Fort Minor. I will probably cry myself to sleep for the next couple nights, so please send your condolences to his son and brother.


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