The Letting Off Steam Thread

[koberulz]

well, it is an internationally televised sport. check it out on ESPN whenever they have an NBA Playoff game scheduled.

[Jugs]

Sarcasm much, but agreed. Fucken ESPN .

[koberulz]

i remember when i slept through the live telecast of one of the playoff games (first round i think), went to catch the replay:

"Since no fucktard worth anything would want to watch basketball, we have provided you with a much more entertaining sport, as you can now watch one of your favorite 1900's computer games acted out before your very eyes. yes folks, its live 3D Pong!"

[BIG GREEN]

"Oh shit it's 8-Hype!"
*starts shooting everyone with his A-motherfucking-K 47*

Playin' Dominos

Dominos? In da hood? Fo real? Never heard of that.

It's a hood thing also. Popular in the caribbean...and most black new york city dwellers have a caribbean connection believe it or not; including myself. Which also explains why i'm into soccer.

[cklitsie]

Gary Payton plays dominoes incl. trashtalking.

ps. Jae I didn't want to make you laugh, you need to get a bad mood.

[Jackal]

Domino's is the best time waster on the island. Every every every bar on the island might not have a pool table, but there are enough stones and tables to play.

Sheet, we'd even play it on the streets of town.

[Bmur]

damnit, my ipod just deleted all its songs on it

[Fitzy]

yeh ya get that

[Jackal]

Tram ticket checkers should all end up on the front page of www.rotten.com.

All of them.

Although, to pat myself on the back, it is the first time in like 3 years here in Holland I've been fined. That's an impressive stat given the amount of times I've just narrowly escaped.

[BIG GREEN]

So close..yet so far away.

Just lastnight after having a very XXX-rated session with my girlfriend of two years...i convince her to order me a xbox 360. (works nicely for getting what you want). This morning i kiss her goodbye to return home and two hours later she calls me and says it's over cause im a lier....and how "the truth is always revealed in darkness". Thats either some old saying...or her own attempt at ghetto philosophy.

Now, in my own juvenile anxiety....i logged into my email this morning before leaving her house to check on my order status. The only thing i could think of was that i left my inbox open and she browsed it. My account is not only my nlsc hub...but also my social and sex life hub. I got pictures of me and chicks, nude pics of chicks ive dated, love poems, airfare ive bought for chicks visiting me, love letters...the whole fucking shabang in there dated from far back as early 2003. She musta had a broken heart....cause any chick im with would if she got into there. I know it couldn't have been my phone cause she's checked that in the past and discovered interesting voicemails and text messages....so i wised up and learned a long time ago not to save those. Why didn't i learn to also close IE when i'm done? I've been with this girl for two years...and she knows my family and i know hers..we've traveled this country together..so this definitly burns even though she's not the chick i wanna marry.


To sum this mother fucker up....i don't think i'm getting my xbox 360 cause i had the order ship to her house. FUCK!!!

[cyanide]

And all you could think about was the Xbox 360...

[BIG GREEN]

I'm a dog sometimes when it comes to women..what can i say.


EDIT a day later: seems my rant was warranted but pre-mature none the less. I'll be getting my console and my girl is slowly forgiving me FTW!!

[shadowgrin]

it couldn't have been my phone cause she's checked that in the past and discovered interesting voicemails and text messages....so i wised up and learned a long time ago not to save those.

Same here Thug, same here.

And all you could think about was the Xbox 360...

[Cloudy]

I'm a dog sometimes when it comes to women..what can i say.


EDIT a day later: seems my rant was warranted but pre-mature none the less. I'll be getting my console and my girl is slowly forgiving me FTW!!

lol, you sounded like a total Jackass when all you're focusing is the XBOX360... you pay for women's airfares?? that's cool, but on the other hand you want 'em to buy you an xbox 360

[JaoSming]

AHHHH


I was having a great day, a fantastic day until this twat had to ruin it.....

Damn Dentist....the entire time complaining about this and that. If she wasnt gagging me with my own spit and blood i swear I would have slapped her. Or either owned her shit by rebutting everything damn thing this cow said.

Quick background, I live in a small town, Ive seen this lady before she was a dentist....I thought her kid when i was a substitute teacher....and I've seen her on the road. SHE does NOT know how to drive.....

So I get this rant about how people speed up in the passing lane to pass her in the travel lane of the highway......

............
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WHAT THE FUCK??


"If people would just calm down and take their time going places there would be any accidents or deaths on the road"
ah yes biotch, but swerving infront of oncoming traffic while going 5 under the speed limit somehow makes you a safe driver........ahhh
"They'll be judged at the Pearly Gates, I'll tell you that much, when angels lift me up and over him as theywaits to be judged."
Honestly, I can't see a forklift being able to lift her up.

"My [Jimmy] is doing so well at the Tech. School (where the kids in my town go when they cant hack regular high school) He's getting straight A's and hasn't been in trouble once"
OK when I subbed for this kid's class he told a kid to chop off his wang cause he acted like a girl, and then proceded to give a girl a titty twister. So i gave the little punk a detention (it counts as two cause a sub gave it) so now every time I go to the dentist I get to hear how little [Jimmy]'s behavior is in the Tech Tard School.


I seriously can't wait till I see her on the road again, I'm either going to pass her in a no-pass-zone, or go really slow so she passed me, then I can be like "What was your hurry? Oh you where giving birth? I thought you were just a fatty"

what a bitch

[BIG GREEN]

I'm a dog sometimes when it comes to women..what can i say.


EDIT a day later: seems my rant was warranted but pre-mature none the less. I'll be getting my console and my girl is slowly forgiving me FTW!!

lol, you sounded like a total Jackass when all you're focusing is the XBOX360... you pay for women's airfares?? that's cool, but on the other hand you want 'em to buy you an xbox 360

I definitly can be a total jackass.

I got my 360...and its sitting here waiting for live 07 and nba 2k7.

[ixcuincle]

What other games did you get for the 360 , until those 2 come out?

[BIG GREEN]

I'm killing the demos for now...cause there really isn't anything on 360 out right now that im interested in playing. I plan on renting Saints Row for few hours of GTA knock off fun when it comes out end of this month. The real reason i got the 360 right now is for next gen nba live/2k gaming....and future games like halo 3, GTA IV and KOTOR 3.

[Fenix]

Just semi-destroyed my dads car (not my fault). Not only that I missed my workout, I also cost just enough damage so my parents won't be able to go on vacation. If I actually saw the guy that forced me to drive off the road, everything would be just fine, but noooo, that fucker had to drive away.

[Drex]

I feel like crap right now BTW, this is not emo-related

[Gedas]

SHIT! Those FUCKASS BITCHES did not accept my project!!! I cannot believe that. I work on it for 4 muthafucking months and it's all for fucking nothing! Damn Im so furious I almost assaulted some dude when I was walking home. SHIT! FUCK THIS MUTHAFUCKING WORLD!

BY THE WAY IT WAS A GREAT PROJECT, I AM SURE IT WOULD HAVE SUCCEDED AND BROUGHT GREAT PROFIT FOR THEM (POTENCIAL MUTHERFUCKING PARTNERS) AND ME GREAT PROFIT. DAMN I WASN'T SO PISSED IN MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE!

[Abctest123]

About damn time I found a jumpshot form that fitted me for any place from the basket. Previously, I struggled basically to shoot from anywhere not straightaway, new shot form works much better. Anyways, that didnt really seem like something that seemed angry enough to have anything to let off steam about, so heres it. I've finally realized handles is something I'll never really get down, so I've decided to learn post moves. I'm in dire need of learning how to correctly do dropsteps and good shoulder fakes. Anyone wanna help or give advice?

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i know one thats works alot. if ur right handed: get ur back to the basket, right in that position were the defender begins to lean on u alot, do a quarter spin fake to the right and snap ur body back towards the left.. as soon as ur faces the basket after ur left twist, throw a little pump/head fake, it seems to get them every time. finish with the easy (sorta up and under the defender, not as hard as it sounds) close up bank shot. if help comes to quickly after u fake out your man, dish the ball to the open post man/cutter, or finish on the other side with the left hand (in the same way u score on the first guy, except reversed)

[-BHZMAFIA-]

i know one thats works alot. if ur right handed: get ur back to the basket, right in that position were the defender begins to lean on u alot, do a quarter spin fake to the right and snap ur body back towards the left.. as soon as ur faces the basket after ur left twist, throw a little pump/head fake, it seems to get them every time. finish with the easy (sorta up and under the defender, not as hard as it sounds) close up bank shot. if help comes to quickly after u fake out your man, dish the ball to the open post man/cutter, or finish on the other side with the left hand (in the same way u score on the first guy, except reversed)

Good advice, I can't stand these slow ass people that come into Kroger and don't know what the hell they doing. From young to senior citizens, none of them know how to use the card machine. The only damn thing you gotta do is select your payment type, and slide the damn card. 95% of the people can't even read and just swipe the card ASAP. Another thing that I'm getting tired of are the people that want to complain about every damn price for an item I scan. If you want to complain so damn much, you shouldn't have bought the stupid ass groceries in the first place. Ahhhh, that feels so much better and thats not even all of it. And just to think, I got to be as nice as I can be to these people because they are basically paying me my check.

[---]

try working at mad butcher............ the bos is a fat ass fucknut piece of rascist shit. i think he is gay too, all he talks about is his cock while i cleaned up and had frozen hands, once, he even stuck his finger up another workers ass to get his attention.