What's wrong with you Jae and Jackal?
Jae-kal.
Nothing is wrong with Jae, me on the other hand, lot's wrong with me. I'm a homo, I can't get laid, I'm a trans-sexual, I'm a eunuch, my dick is as thin as a needle, I have two very long hairs on my man boobs and oddly enough, this morning I woke up and one leg was like shorter than the other one, so I was going to hack it off, but then I hear "hey, don't do that, it's your leg" and I was like...heh, shit, it is my leg. Then I was like, wtf zomg, who said that? I turned around and then I see this dashing guy with like awesome looks and he is the shizzle and I was like woah...so yeah, basically I said thank you to the mirror. I really don't know where I'd be without the voices in my head, honestly, I'd probably not have a leg right now if it wasn't for Fred. Fred is my friend. He talks to me at night when I can't sleep. I don't really like Jason though, he touches me.
So you see, to sum it up, you have the potential (and have proven up to now) that you are the forum's new douchebag, if it isn't about your friends telling you something or you posting in General Talk, the new title has your name written all over it.
God damn it, Jason just touched me. I feel so violated.
