Lakers Thread

by **Its_asdf** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:51 am

Wow, clinched a playoff berth by handing phoenix their ass on a silver platter.

I honestly was thinking that they'd be in the lottery this year.

by **Fresh8** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:27 am

Free Tacos! Doesnt that happen after every home win?

Did Phoenix play their best team?

by **The_Flying_Tomato** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:43 am

hahaha. right. honestly, if you think lakers WON this and PHX didn't LOSE it, you're dumb. Obviously Phoenix tried to lose. You think we wanna play the Kings first round? No, you're easier. No Steve, no Raja again, btw.

by **beau_boy04** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:43 am

when did tacos come along? thats funny

great win for LA and best of luck in the playoff.

by **Isaiah** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:48 am

i was at the game LIVE

it was awesome! during the last 2 minutes phoenix had 88 points and everyone was chanting "WE WANT TACOS!!!" then tskitishvili went to the line then the fans were distracting him loudly!!! he split his freethrows..

the suns had one more chance to get over 90, but tskitishvili (with the crowd heavily chanting "DEFENSE") missed a jumper with a few seconds left..after that all the fans gave the Lakers a standing ovation!!

Nash's face appeared on the jumbotron and was BOOED

Paris Hilton (who was wearing a "Hilton" #8 personalized jersey) also showed up on the jumbotron and was also BOOED

by **Pancitcooker** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:34 am

Yeah, it happens after every Laker home game if the Lakers keep the opposite time under 90 points. The crowd chanted "We want tacos!" louder than "MVP!" lol. Didn't Nash wave at the camera and it showed up on the jumbotron and he was booed?

by **Fresh8** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:37 am

haha... Nashty sat this one out... and i dont like Hilton either... hehe!

by **Pancitcooker** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:45 am

I heard Nash is injured. But not a bad injury.

by **Isaiah** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:49 am

yes Nash wove at the camera, and yes he has a thigh injury.

was anyone else at the game?

by **J@3** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:08 am

PHX4LIFE wrote:hahaha. right. honestly, if you think lakers WON this and PHX didn't LOSE it, you're dumb. Obviously Phoenix tried to lose. You think we wanna play the Kings first round? No, you're easier. No Steve, no Raja again, btw.

Piss off you idiot.

by **Cloudy** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:55 pm

Great win!!
Btw, saw this article... They say LeBron is the MVP?

http://lakerstalk.net/CS/blogs/shotinthedark/archive/2006/04/17/220236.aspx wrote:Four Letter Network Announces Lebron James League MVP
by ShotInTheDark

Just when I thought last week's news was rife with strange reports of Kobe Bryant visiting with George Mason [LINK] and Shaquille crashing the Floridian locker room [LINK], things took a turn for the worse with Kareem Abdul Jabbar consoling UCLA's failed championship run [LINK].

And then out of the blue, now there's this:

Under a new agreement reached between television executives and the league office, the four letter network has acquired the scoop on the secret balloting for this year's MVP, and Terry Aldridge says that all signs point to King James being crowned this year's most valuable player.

"We are glad that in this closely contested competition between the league's best players, which include Shaquille O'Neal, Steve Nash, Dwyane Wade, Allen Iverson, and Lebron James" said Aldridge, "that a historical agreement has been reached with commissioner Stern to allow us the sole opportunity and responsibility of announcing this year's winner. And for the next five years--hopefully longer--we will remain the best source of sports news and information period."

Reportedly, an un-named but reliable source has said that the negotiated five year contract involves a transfer of $10 million, and a new promotional agreement for the developmental league. Less reliable sources indicate that in addition, the network has vis-a-vis purchased increased voting power with regards to the MVP and ROY awards. If this is true, it could open up a hornet's nest of controversy from fans and players alike, and frustration from other competing media outlets.

When asked about whether this move was made to increase ratings, Aldridge dodged the question, "Our network has a established tradition providing sports fans the content they desire in a timely fashion. This is just another step forward in that regard. Since this agreement was just inked, I can't give any specifics, but we will make the announcement soon, in a matter of a day or two, and the award ceremony will be followed by a one hour special to celebrate this year's winner. Please stay tuned."

Aldridge was asked to give a hint about this year's MVP ...

"I'll say this: He's young, and as we're putting together his highlight film, his colors mesh with our network's color scheme perfectly, but that's all I'll say. Certainly not purple and gold, if that's what you were asking initially. Those colors clash with the subtle hues of white, red, and gold that make our news channel one of the most elegant in television."

Asked if that means Kobe Bryant has been eliminated from competition, Terry squashed the suggestion, "I did not say that at all, so don't quote me. In fact, until just a few hours ago, Kobe was the leading contender in the MVP voting, so no, he's not eliminated entirely. But I should add that the extensive polling done in Eagle County Colorado shows that the two least popular colors among educated fans are in fact, purple and gold. And our goal is that the voting accurately reflects the wishes of the fans."

"We would like to thank the league for their cooperation and diligence in achieving consensus with such short notice. We all think this is a great thing for basketball. And we would like to thank you, the few media who were able to make this impromptu press conference--as I explained to Ted before the conference--we had planned on announcing it officially tomorrow, but someone inadvertently spilled the beans to the opposition--so here we are at this god awful hour. Anyways, good night, I don't know about you fellas, but I'm going to bed."

by **gergerjai** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:13 pm

Plain bad if that's true.
Considering the weakest ever conference the Cavs are in( what? 4 playoffs teams below .500? ), I would rather have Nash, Dirk, Brand or Billups for making relatively better team records, or Kobe for similar record and less support from teammates.

EDIT:
Poor Nash,

Nash, for his part, was booed briefly when the scoreboard big screen showed him sitting in street clothes on the bench. He smiled and waved.

If I were him I would do it no more. Pathetic.

by **artestfighttrainer** on Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:50 am

Congrats to Lakers. They have a chance against Suns but most prob will be beaten. I reckon it will go to 6. If they drew the Spurs I would love for them to beat em.

They shouldn't of booed Nash. Even though he's your likely opposition in the playoffs as a person he's a good guy. If it was Rasheed Wallace or Marbury then booing is justified. I'm glad they booed Paris Hilton when they showed her on the Jumbotron. She wore a Kobe jersey but with her name at the back. What was done to that jersey shouldn't of been allowed. She's a goddamn whore, bitch and slut. Should never be allowed into Lakers or any other NBA games. She should of been on the street offering herself instead being the prostitute she is. She's such a whore I reckon she would offer herself for a cent and I reckon still no one will take her. If she's at the playoffs I hope she doesn't jinx the Lakers and make em screw up badly. Spoilt Bitch.

I know this is a Lakers thread but I needed to get that out of my system.

by **dada** on Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:21 am

I would shoot myself in the nuts if Lebron wins. :lol:

Anyways that article was poorly written so it doesnt seem to come from any credible, somewhat intelligent journalist.

Happy we clinched a playoff spot! yay!!

I was getting a bit worried in that game cuz Kobe was taking some hits and this isnt the time of year where he needs to pick up any nix nax. Good win anyways, who cares if Nash wasnt playing...I dont.

by **Isaiah** on Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:23 am

artestfighttrainer wrote:They shouldn't of booed Nash. Even though he's your likely opposition in the playoffs as a person he's a good guy. If it was Rasheed Wallace or Marbury then booing is justified. I'm glad they booed Paris Hilton when they showed her on the Jumbotron. She wore a Kobe jersey but with her name at the back. What was done to that jersey shouldn't of been allowed.

i booed Nash when he showed up on the jumbotron at the game because he wasn't playing...and all of us wanted to see him play

i booed paris loudly bcoz i hate her..but why shouldn't the personalized jersey be allowed? its not as if its a crime or something

plus is that LeBron article true?? because i also go to Lakerstalk..

by **gergerjai** on Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:53 pm

artestfighttrainer wrote:Congrats to Lakers. They have a chance against Suns but most prob will be beaten. I reckon it will go to 6. If they drew the Spurs I would love for them to beat em.

They shouldn't of booed Nash. Even though he's your likely opposition in the playoffs as a person he's a good guy. If it was Rasheed Wallace or Marbury then booing is justified. I'm glad they booed Paris Hilton when they showed her on the Jumbotron. She wore a Kobe jersey but with her name at the back. What was done to that jersey shouldn't of been allowed. She's a goddamn whore, bitch and slut. Should never be allowed into Lakers or any other NBA games. She should of been on the street offering herself instead being the prostitute she is. She's such a whore I reckon she would offer herself for a cent and I reckon still no one will take her. If she's at the playoffs I hope she doesn't jinx the Lakers and make em screw up badly. Spoilt Bitch.

I know this is a Lakers thread but I needed to get that out of my system.

She got booed and responded by saying, "Nice."

by **Cloudy** on Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:29 pm

They should've used Night Vision effect when they show her on the jumbotron!! :lol:

by **beau_boy04** on Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:32 am

When is Amare coming back? if he's back in playoff time then chances are slim for the Lakers otherwise I'd say 50/50 for both teams.

by **Amphatoast** on Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:49 am

beau_boy04 wrote:When is Amare coming back? if he's back in playoff time then chances are slim for the Lakers otherwise I'd say 50/50 for both teams.

he had surgery again, out till next season

by **Fresh8** on Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:56 am

LA has a chance if they can win at least 1 of the 2 games in Phoenix IMO.

by **dada** on Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:21 am

Man, in my perfect world LA will sweep Phoenix. :lol:

"I aint never scared!!!!" :twisted:

Anyways I am going to the bank with the fact that winning the regular season series does not always equate to winnig a postseason series. Regarding the Lakers, in their 3 consecutive titles run there were instances where they beat teams which kicked their ass during the season. I know the talent level is in no way equal to the team of the past but it just shows we do have a chance. Maybe Phoenix will get cold from outside, we never know. I'll just watch and see what happens.

On another note, I am really beginning to like Greg Anthony as an analyst. Maybe its because he likes what the Lakers got going on but I'll just leave it at that.

Anyways go do this poll: http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sportsnat ... nt_id=2128

by **gergerjai** on Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:51 am

____ wrote:They should've used Night Vision effect when they show her on the jumbotron!!

by **gergerjai** on Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:12 pm

Some interesting stats comparing Kobe and MJ

Jordan 86-87:
37.1 ppg
35.4% of Bulls 104.8
33.8% of league average 109.9

Bryant 05-06:
35.3 ppg
35.8% of Lakers 98.6
36.5% of league average 96.6

Jordan eFG% .484
Bryant eFG% .491

Jordan 56.2% TS%
Bryant 56.1% TS%

Jordan 1.124 ppfga
Bryant 1.123 ppfga

Bulls 40-42
Second leading scorer Charles Oakley 14.5 PPG
third leading scorer John Paxson 11.3 PPG

Lakers 47-34
Second leading scorer Lamar Odom 14.9 PPG
Third leading scroer Smush Parker 11.5 PPG

by **Amphatoast** on Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:41 pm

Lakers to Finals?????

Assuming Lakers beat the Suns in first round..
They'd face the Clippers or Nuggets.. in favor of the clippers at the moment
So it will be CLippers vs. Lakers in 2nd round ( dallas and spurs will be the other series... basically best of cali vs. best of texas battle lol)
Kobe's history vs. the clippers as far as I know ( ok im assuming) is very good. He will no doubt do what it takes to beat them.. lakers got a good chance vs. clipperss in playoffs..factor in playoff experience.. lakers all the way..

haha.... ok this is pushing it now but they face winner of spurs or dallas.
If spurs, lakers cinderella run is over but if Dallas...
Well just think 62-61...

if we live in that 62-61 world lakers win the series 4-2

Now living in a real fantasy world, Miami got it's acts straighten together and some how beat the Pistons in 7 in the ECF.

Lakers vs. Miami NBA FINALS!!!! Kobe vs. Wade!!! Kobe/Shaq- Who will win the ring and proudly say they won one without the other first?! OH MY GOODNESS CAN IT HAPPEN?! Anything is possible..

ok back to sleep i go

by **The_Flying_Tomato** on Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:50 pm

gergerjai wrote:
artestfighttrainer wrote:Congrats to Lakers. They have a chance against Suns but most prob will be beaten. I reckon it will go to 6. If they drew the Spurs I would love for them to beat em.

They shouldn't of booed Nash. Even though he's your likely opposition in the playoffs as a person he's a good guy. If it was Rasheed Wallace or Marbury then booing is justified. I'm glad they booed Paris Hilton when they showed her on the Jumbotron. She wore a Kobe jersey but with her name at the back. What was done to that jersey shouldn't of been allowed. She's a goddamn whore, bitch and slut. Should never be allowed into Lakers or any other NBA games. She should of been on the street offering herself instead being the prostitute she is. She's such a whore I reckon she would offer herself for a cent and I reckon still no one will take her. If she's at the playoffs I hope she doesn't jinx the Lakers and make em screw up badly. Spoilt Bitch.

I know this is a Lakers thread but I needed to get that out of my system.

She got booed and responded by saying, "Nice."

all she said was 'nice'?? that bitch, she's supposed to say 'That's Hot'. Didn't she copyright that term or something? Copyrighting words is stupider than a baby made by paris hilton using george bush's sperm

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