The Letting Off Steam Thread

[Cable]

This is an email I wrote to my friend over a History project.

You're a jackass Gord, you hear me? Your stupid font doesn't use stupid french accent letters - it makes them all periods, like this: . <--

I had to go over the entire thing and add the letters in without accents, and now I'll have to add them manually with a pen. Obviously I corrected the spelling and grammar too.

Oh crap. Now your stupid paper jammed my printer. Stupid paper ... and the sheet I put through to unjam it jammed too. Now I'll have to open it. Damn. Have you ever gotten printer ink on your hands? Now I have to wash that off. Hey, that's cool. The ink runs off your hands. Wizard!

Now I can finish printing and then add the accents. I also changed the font to a more readable script font. You jackass.


I won't sign my name 'cause I'm so pissed off.






I'm joking of course. But you're still a jackass.

[cyanide]

You could've asked him for the font, and he could've sent it to you, or you could've downloaded it instead of going through all of that.

That reminds me. Though it's so last week, but I was supremely pissed at these two guys in my group project who did jack all, but I'll just leave it at that.

[Its_asdf]

I have a test, a lab report, science notes and a history essay due.... On the last day of March Break...

[Jackal]

I haven't handed in a project I was supposed to hand in on the day before Christmas/New Year's break. I told him someone in my family died. (Someone did, I just didn't know them too well.)

I've got "Staatsrecht" tomorrow, I have to wake up at 6 so that I can study till 2 and make the exam at 3 till 6, after that I've got to go to work. Which I'm supposed to start at 5.

Fucking hell, reading that got me depressed. I'm off to bed.

[Doobie]

I'm pretty pissed right now . The left earphone on my headphones doesn't work. It plays music for one second then goes away then back and forth and then it doesn't work for 10 minutes and it comes back for like 2 seconds . Anyoen know how to fix this problem? Now I got to use gay PSP headphones on my Ipod and since these headphones are so short I have to hold my Ipod next to my damn head. ARGGHHHH

[The Other Kevin]

That happened to my PSP headphones. Wire's lose, gotta get new ones.

[J@3]

Yeah that happened to me... you can sorta twist the headphones and whatever to make it work, but eventually it'll just die and you'll need new ones.

[Jackal]

What a dumbass dutch motherfucking twat. We have class from 8.45 till 10.15, she feels that's too early so she decided she wants to follow class from 11.15 till 13.00.

So she suggests she wants to have a meeting about a project at 13.00. Fuck that. I have to stick around playing with myself from 10.15 till 13.00 to have a meeting? Yeah, kick fucking ass.

I'm going to blow that girl up.

[shadowgrin]

I have to stick around playing with myself

I'm going to blow that girl up.

Quit it with the inflatable sex dolls Jackal.

[Jackal]

I sent em a mail saying if it's at 13.00, I won't be attending. They can't use the fact that they'll go to the teacher given they are the ones straying from the actual timetable.

Bitches.

[Jugs]

Ian Thorpe is so gay

[shadowgrin]

But he's dreamy.
He also has big feet, and you know what they say about big feet.

[peaches]

Big shoes?

[H Rock]

I hate Bogans. Big booger.

[Jugs]

My room and hair smells like shit because I set a light a bit of my fringe

EDIT: That autistic guy is now on Australian news because he got national hero from George Bush

God, it was a fluke!

[Jackal]

Aaargh, fuck Antoine Mitchell & Kavanaugh, punk ass motherfuckers. Fuck them.

Fuck FX too, fuck them, I hate them, I have to wait till tuesday, fuck.

Positive steam: Best. Shield. Episode. Ever. 5 x 10.

[Fenix]

I ordered Creative Zen Nano Plus 1gb. Anyone familiar with it?

[cyanide]

^ Nope, but let me know how it is. What is it exactly, a weightgainer?

Steam: Freaking cold sores. I got two of them, and they suck ass. Fuck.

[Fenix]

I presume you were joking. Mp3 player. It has only 1gb of space, but I don't need more. Plus, Apple's toys are too fucking expensive around here.

BTW, Optimum 100% Whey rocks.

[cyanide]

Actually I wasn't joking. For some reason I was reading: Creapure Zen Nano Plus 1kg

[Ruff Ryder]

Fuckin dogdamn history teacher!!! UGH!!!! I woulda had straight A's but her ass gives me a C+. Dogdamn! Her stupid class participation bullshit is the only reason I didn't get an A. Ima get her ass back! She does this thing where she asks 3 questions associated with a document or case or something that we have to read, and the 3 people that answer them get points for class participation. The problem is that it's not fair or equal, there's not enough to go around. Plus I'm a quiet laid back person, and I rarely ever talk in school, its just who I am. Now this is the first time I've been penalized for being nontalkative. Her stupid ass should install a class disruption grade, that way it'll nullify my class participation grade. I thought part of participation was listening, obviously I was wrong! FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I still got a 3.87 GPA, but still, it's my second C+ this year, my second C ever in my life! Shit I'm pissed.

April Fool's Day is right around the corner. Any good pranks/ideas? I could post her e-mail address here and we could flood her inbox. Ugggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

[Cable]

Do it! Do it! We can send her pr0n.

[Fenix]

That's old. I signed our principal to every pr0n site I could find.

[peaches]

Creative Zen Nano Plus 1gb

I've gots one similar to that one, i think they're quite cool. Easy to use and portable. I'll be using mine up till i hopefully get the new iPod Nano for my birthday.

[Jackal]

So that's what a "loooong time" looks like. Four whole days, goodness.